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Location:

Around and about,CA,USA

Member Since:

Sep 14, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

Kinda consistently running since 07 

Short-Term Running Goals:

5k in 18:00; 10k in 40:00

Long-Term Running Goals:

I would like to be able to keep up with my daughter.  The one who runs xc, not the one who's going to change the world through dance.  Although I would like to be able to dance also, so I change that to me wanting to be able to keep up with both my daughters.

Personal:

I have two gorgeous daughters; two good-looking cats and two dogs with great personalities. 

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Black Beauties Lifetime Miles: 490.88
Black And Blues Lifetime Miles: 408.91
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
918.860.00116.0560.021094.93
Flamingo Pinks Miles: 592.996-inch Heels Miles: 46.92Easy Swimming Miles: 2.50Ruby Reds Miles: 357.75Tempo Swimming Miles: 1.00Baby Blues Miles: 59.43
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
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First workout of the year, last real workout was sometime in mid-Dec, not counting the snowball fights with the ladies. 

Pullups/pushups - one set/hour from 8am to 5pm.

Spin - Old instructor has left and the new one needs some work.  This one sounds too calm.

Abs - Kim is leaving! Not a good thing.  She was a great motivator.

 

Comments
From jefferey on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 15:29:24

Nice to hear from you. Hope you had a great time with the family!! Never hurts to take a little break and let the body get healthy.

From montelepsy on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 15:34:10

Hey Jeffery, it was great to see Rachel and the kids again :)

Btw, are you affected by the flooding and avalanches up there?

From montelepsy on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 15:37:58

Jefferey. You'd think I would be able to spell it while looking at it, but you'd be wrong.

From jefferey on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 15:38:02

We are doing fine but our neighbors down in the city are getting hammered. We are up on a ridge about 600 feet higher.

We are getting together some people and trucks etc. to see what we can do to help. Check out the pics on Sean Sundwalls blog http://sean.fastrunningblog.com/ .

From montelepsy on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 15:44:32

Glad to hear you're okay. I can't imagine what your neighbors are going through.

The pics are crazy.

From Camille on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 15:51:27

I'm happy to hear from you!!! And happy that you had save travels. Snow Ball fights, huh? I thought you lived in the warm parts of California.

From Lucia on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 15:52:56

And he's back!!! It must've been sooooo hard to leave again! Glad to hear you're well and had a good visit. Snowball fights count!

From Lucia on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 15:54:36

Hey what happened to Mrs. Montelepsy? The links to her blog don't seem to work...

From montelepsy on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 16:11:35

Camille,

Rachel and I took the girls to the snow in Yosemite. We were all much better at hurling smacktalk than snowballs.

Lucia,

You're so right. I wanted to stay home. I'll be back in Apr though.

I have asked Rachel why here link doesn't work and I have yet to hear from her. She's got some 'splaning to do.

From Kelli on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 18:40:47

I think Rachel is just sick of us, that is all!

Welcome back, but sorry that means you are back there instead of at home! Glad you had a fun Christmas and that you both ignored all of us the entire time. That means you were having fun!!

How is the kitchen?

From Marion on Thu, Jan 08, 2009 at 19:35:57

Welcome black to the blog, but bummer about being away from home again :(

From montelepsy on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 23:31:00

Hey Kelli and Marion,

It's good to be back.

The kitchen is better but not complete yet.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Despite intentions on exercising and eating dinner, I passed out at 2pm and did not stir until 5am Sat morning.  Jet lag is the best.

Comments
From Marion on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 22:34:00

Nice nap! I am liking it :) I may follow suit tomorrow ;)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
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Catching up at work, took a break for KB and spin.  Cut the KB workout short, because my arms did not want to cooperate.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Again, I fall asleep before dinner.  When I awaken, it's too late for dinner or yoga.  Went back to work  until the wee hours.  All my emails have been read, but their corressponding actions will have to wait.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.500.000.001.505.00

Ran!  And learned a new way to tie my shoes.  I can't wait to show the girls.  Since they'll both be teenagers by the time I see them, they probably won't think it's much of a big deal.

2 mile warm up

3x800s (3:08, 3:10, 3:02) Legs felt heavy

Walked the recovery 400s, but thought about running them

1 mile cool down

Delayed-onset muscle soreness did not delay

One set of Push/pulls per hour throughout the day 8 sets total

30 min Spin

 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.30
Comments
From Camille on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 23:30:30

Nice work out! I'm interested in this new shoe tying technique

From montelepsy on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 23:36:41

:) You must be as boring as I am! Yay for being interested about shoe-tying techniques.

I read about it on the runners' world website, but I can't remember what it's called. The ethan knot maybe?

From what I can tell it doesn't do anything special, you can just tie your shoes faster. And the loops are more symmetrical.

From Camille on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 23:40:58

Symmetrical loops... now you are speaking my language. :o). Yes, I am a total nerd! it's faster huh? I didn't know the standard bunny through the rabbit hole technique was all that slow.

From montelepsy on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 23:45:55

http://www.runnersworld.com/article/printer/1,7124,s6-240-319--12997-0,00.html

Apparently, it's the Ian knot and it's more secure than the bunny technique.

From Camille on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 23:52:32

LOL... so it's for losers like me that don't tie their shoes right before a run and end up having to tie them in the middle of the race.

From montelepsy on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 23:55:12

It's gonna shave precious seconds off your next race, or minutes depending on how slow you tie your shoes in the first place.

From fly on the wall on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 09:56:18

Knot, snot. What color are your laces?

Welcome back to running, but sorry it's not closer to home. Nice speed on those intervals.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 11:51:34

Honey... they are already teenagers. That denial is lasting you a long time!

I'm glad you were able to run. And even more glad that you have discovered the joy of artful shoe-tying. If you focus your chi on your perfectly symetrical laces, it could be a very zen experience...

From montelepsy on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 12:47:11

Hey Mark, good to hear from you. My laces are a boring white. My thighs are paying for the speedwork. Do you know what the difference between threshold and VO2 Max is?

Hon,

Twelve is not two-teen, but I suppose kids in general aren't interested in knots. Most people I suppose are knot.

Get it I said "knot" instead of not. It was a joke.

From fly on the wall on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 17:43:50

I'm knot an expert but I've a general idea on lactate threshold and VO2 Max. I'm guessing these were VO2 Max repeats and that your white laces matched your white tights to complete the ensemble with your Flamingo Pink Vomeros. Sorry Monte, but it's that fabulous running shoe collection that's got me running off at the mouth (and if there was anything even a bit mousy about you, I'd keep my mouth shut).

Foot in mouth,

Fly

From montelepsy on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 07:10:52

You should see the tights I wear with my moonboots.

From Camille on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 09:09:50

okay... so you say stuff like that... but you don't post pictures. Now I need a picture!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Spin and Abs. Since Sep I've been tracking what I eat on Fitday.com.  There are other metrics it tracks as well, such as body measurements.  I just updated my measurements and looked at what changed since Sep.  My neck's thicker, my biceps shrank and my forearms grew.  I'm turning into @#$*ing Popeye!

Comments
From Burt on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 13:21:36

I was going to say. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk. I'm strong to the finich 'cause I eats me spinach...

From montelepsy on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 13:29:49

It think it was more like ug ug ug ug ug. Whatever it was, it was bizarre and my dad can do it perfectly. It's his one impersonation. Or more likely his one good impersonation.

From Marion on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 13:40:35

Hot Mike! ;D

From montelepsy on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 13:49:14

Marion,

If you encourage me, I'll end up growing my forearms on purpose. Anything for the ladies.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 02:23:55

I'm already Olive Oyle, and we've got two sweet peas. So it stands to reason that you'd end up as Popeye. Are you going to switch to the Navy and get an anchor tattoo?

From montelepsy on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 07:09:01

We all know sweet pea was a boy. He liked to smoke.

From Burt on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 09:03:50

Who knew smoking was bad for you?

From Metcalf Running on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 09:55:00

I guess it's better that you are turining into Popeye rather then Bluto. :)

From montelepsy on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 12:54:29

I suppose you're right Lori. Popeye's better than Bluto, but I feel I'm more like Wimpy than any of the others.

I'd glady pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

10 sets pullups/pushups throughout the day

Spin

BJJ

Informally learning Arabic at work.  I'm lousy at languages.  I tried saying good morning to folks, but ended up saying seven-something.  Too bad there's not Arabic sign language.  I think I'd be much better at that.

 

Comments
From Kelli on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 16:02:53

I barely speak English.

Great workouts!

From Camille on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 18:30:28

My mom lived in an Arabic country for a little while when she was growing up, and all she remembers how to say is the bad words LOL (leave it to my mother). Anyhow, once she and my spanish teacher disagreed with something, and my mom told me to repeat an Arabic phrase to her. It sounded like I was hauking a luggie. gross. I guess the meaning of the phrase wasn't much different.

P.S. I didn't repeat it to my teacher.

From montelepsy on Thu, Jan 15, 2009 at 13:12:31

Kelli,

Check out engrish.com for examples of people who barely speak english.

Camille,

There are sounds in Arabic that english speakers only use when puking. I read that in a language book, except they put it more politely.

Your mom sounds fun.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Jan 16, 2009 at 01:28:25

I remember you used to be really good at sign language. You picked it up quickly and enjoyed it.

Also, you have met the new dog. And you LOVE her!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
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Spin

Last Abs class with Kim.  Bummer.  I should have taken notes.  I really liked her class. 

 

 

Comments
From Burt on Fri, Jan 16, 2009 at 15:44:50

Hope you passed the final exam.

From montelepsy on Sat, Jan 17, 2009 at 00:15:39

With her help I was able to meet my situp goals. So yes, I passed :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.000.000.000.006.00

Should read 5 easy miles and 1 mile of why-does-this-hurt so-much.  I started out feeling real good.  At mile four, my legs started feeling tight.  My pace slowed by almost 2:00 on the last mile.  And not from lack of trying.  Luckily, it wasn't joint/foot pain.  Just muscles being disagreeable.  8:41 overall.

KBs - Started to hurt my forearms again, but I now know that it will eventually go away.

BJJ - After chipping a tooth, I got a mouthpiece.  After a while, it dried up, and having a dry wad of plastic in my mouth kept activating my gag reflex. 

I also keep getting whupped, but at least I know I'll still be able to smile pretty.  I'm am making progress.  Instead of losing right away.  I lose in a semi-controlled manner.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.00
Comments
From kungfublonde on Sat, Jan 17, 2009 at 02:23:29

I'm glad to hear you are back to working out those forearms. Oh, Popeye!

:)

From Burt on Sat, Jan 17, 2009 at 23:40:44

Make sure you protect that money-making pretty face of yours.

From Burt on Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 13:49:46

Rachel - did you set your blog to private?

From Burt on Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 13:50:26

Or did you block me because I made a rude comment about your pug? :(

From montelepsy on Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 22:27:31

Burt,

It's not you and it is on private :)

From kungfublonde on Tue, Jan 20, 2009 at 02:27:45

Don't worry Burt, I could tell you were joking. I know you actually admire and even covet my beautiful canine.

I just moved to somewhere more appropriate. :)

http://kungfu-blonde.livejournal.com/

From Burt on Tue, Jan 20, 2009 at 11:36:39

I'll be adding that to my favorites.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Didn't run, but caught my running pants on fire.

Deftly avoided karaoke night as well.

Spun.

Comments
From Burt on Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 22:32:11

Either way they would've caught fire, with as fast as you are.

From montelepsy on Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 22:49:04

Thanks for the compliment, Burt.

This time it was me standing too close to the bonfire trying to make a s'more without the marshmallow. We had marshmallows, I just don't like them.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.000.000.000.002.00

2 miles 8:02 overall.  Nice tailwind out.  Freaky headwind back.

Skipped yoga.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 2.00
Comments
From Teena on Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 00:32:37

Freaky headwind!! (You're a riot)

Nice pace Mike!

From Camille on Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 09:40:16

That dang headwind really does it every time... doesn't it?

From montelepsy on Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 13:37:22

It is a nice pace, Teena. It's your slower than HM pace, stinker!

I don't mind the headwind, Camille. I think of it as an extra workout. When we lived on the coast, we'd get gale force winds. I'd have to pedal to get downhill...

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

I didn't feel up to getting choked or smashed so I went to a spin class instead of BJJ. This instructor was energetic, fun and I liked her music, but she's leaving on the 1st. 

10 sets pushups/pullups/pistols stretched out from 10am to 4:45pm.  My office mate probably thinks I have a weak bladder or something...

Comments
From Bonnie on Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 21:03:57

ha ha ha ha ... I can't say I blame you about choosing spin class over getting choked or smashed -- you have a lot options!

Regarding pre-blogging and jinx'ing -- I am so obsessive that if I pre-blog I will do it, no matter what!! Even if I have to limp through the run! Oh no, now that I have said that I will probably end up missing a run after pre-blogging, now see what you did!!

From Kelli on Tue, Jan 20, 2009 at 14:53:47

I would not feel up to being choked either! So good call.

Rachel has disappeared from the blog again. She can not do that until I see pictures of the kitchen!

From Bonnie on Tue, Jan 20, 2009 at 15:08:04

Yeah Mike what is up with that??? I don't like when I can't check up and see how Rachel is doing. Besides, I never heard what happened with the doctor last week!!!

From montelepsy on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 01:50:01

The kitchen's in progress and her foot feels and looks better.

I'm not the boss of her so I unable to make her blog, but when the time comes I'm sure she'll share pictures and stories.

From Kelli on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 10:16:43

I am glad her foot is doing better. That really stinks, but she is so positive about it!

Is she the boss of you???

From montelepsy on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 12:10:48

She wears the pants. Only because I look so great in skirts...

From Kellli on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 13:06:27

You do look good in skirts!!! Great legs...

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.000.003.000.005.00

Attempted a tempo

1 mile wu/ 1 mile cd

7:51, 7:43, 7:02

I have no idea of how to find my pace.  Don't know if I started out too slow or ended up too fast.  No significant wind.  The temperature cooperated.  I felt good starting out.  Felt like the same effort throughout.  I concentrated on pumping my arms faster at the end though, but that shouldn't account for me speeding up that much from the begginning, right?  Maybe speedy arms is the secret...

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Comments
From Lucia on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 15:24:42

I have the same issue during tempo runs... you should post a question on the discussion board to see if the experts give us some good insights.

And what's this about choosing spin class over BJJ? Have you become a pollo?

From Burt on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 19:39:23

I'm the only pollo around here. But that seems like quite the finish. I'll have to try the speedy arm technique.

From Camille on Thu, Jan 22, 2009 at 13:21:11

Speedy arms, aye? Maybe I'll have to try that. If anything, I'm sure it's fun to watch! Nice pace. You totally rock!

From Kelli on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 12:31:58

WOW, maybe I should try speedy arms??? You are fast!

What the heck is a pollo?

From Burt on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 13:21:18

El Pollo Loco.

From Lucia on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 13:26:31

El pollo cobarde!

From Burt on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 13:27:21

them's fighting words...

From montelepsy on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 14:52:34

I took off of BJJ for a whole week. It's good being a chicken :) It's good to be able to turn my chicken neck without it hurting too.

From Kelli on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 16:04:33

I will not make myself appear any dumber than I already do. I still have no clue what you are talking about.

From Kelli on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 16:07:27

Ah, you're so cute, Kelli. (said like someone talking to a puppy) Pollo is the Spanish word for chicken.

From Burt on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 16:11:46

Oops. That last entry was mine? How did I do that? Now I'm losing my marbles. Good thing I clarified or Kelli is really going to lose it.

From Kelli on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 17:41:10

I call myself cute all of the time, in fact, every time I pass a mirror!

Okay, chicken. I get it now. Wish I knew Spanish. It would be very useful in life!

From montelepsy on Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 23:59:26

You guys cheer me up.

From Kelli on Sat, Jan 24, 2009 at 16:28:18

How do you say chicken legs? I could give myself a new nickname!!!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

RIP Josie

 

10 sets - push/pull/pistols

Comments
From jefferey on Tue, Jan 27, 2009 at 17:44:54

Very Sad :( I have a 15 year old daughterand can't imagine what life would be like if she passed away- that has to be a heart hurter. I lost my Dad when I was 13 to Cancer.

From montelpsy on Mon, Feb 02, 2009 at 19:28:14

Sorry to hear about your dad, Jefferey.

Our daughter's are the same age. I won't imagine losing her...

From jefferey on Mon, Feb 02, 2009 at 19:35:37

Glad you are back online and safe buddy! That's got to be hard doing that flying thing 2 times within a month.

From montelpsy on Mon, Feb 02, 2009 at 19:47:33

It's not so bad. I'm in DC waiting for my overseas flight now. Last flight I got a whole row to myself :)

From jefferey on Mon, Feb 02, 2009 at 20:04:52

You up for a game of risk while you wait? If yes Just send me your email address via private message and I will hook you up.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Yoga

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.000.000.000.006.00

7:53 pace

Skipped spin/BJJ and KB.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.00
Comments
From Burt on Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 11:21:44

Great pace.

From Marion on Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 19:17:17

Nice miles man! How are the legs felling?

From walter on Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 19:25:03

Mike, nice pace. I just noticed today while I had a minute. Do you have any marathons coming up?

From Kelli on Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 20:33:03

Holy crud, you are fast!

From jefferey on Tue, Jan 27, 2009 at 17:19:29

Very nice pace indeed! What is your PR for the marathon?

From montelpsy on Mon, Feb 02, 2009 at 19:41:17

Thanks Burt!

My legs are feeling good, Marion. They always feel great after a thorough waxing, though.

Walter, a couple of guys have an agreement to run every AF marathon we able to, so that's in Sep.

I'm want to be as fast as you Kelli.

Jefferey, I ran it in 3:50 something. It was closer to 4. I'd like to qualify for Boston one day. It's mind boggling to see how fast and long you folks run. It definitely makes me push harder.

From Walter on Mon, Feb 02, 2009 at 22:29:42

Ill look into that one. It looks like a great one!

From montelepsy on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 07:58:27

Walter, I don't have a lot of insight on what makes a marathon good or not, but I did hear from other people that this one was well thought out and the aid stations were great. There isn't a big crowd since it's on base. There are stretches where it's pretty quiet too. And they have fly overs :) And hills :(

From Walter on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 08:49:19

Just having a fly over would keep me pumped up! Id have an adrenaline overdose!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.360.000.002.005.36

2x1600s - 6:20, 6:25

The best turkey dinner ever.

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.36
Comments
From Burt on Tue, Feb 03, 2009 at 14:39:15

Turkey tastes better when you run that fast.

From Lucia on Tue, Feb 03, 2009 at 15:16:42

Poor innocent little turkey... all her dreams and future plans, shattered to satisfy your pallate... ;)

From Kelli on Tue, Feb 03, 2009 at 16:14:55

Did I cook it??

From Camille on Tue, Feb 03, 2009 at 22:10:23

Nice work out! i'm a dark turkey meat eater... was there some good dark meat in there?

From montelepsy on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 07:43:11

You are what you eat, Burt, so I'm going to start eating fast turkeys.

Kelli, do you have a recipe for roadrunners?

Lucia, for you I will only eat animals that hope and dream of being eaten.

Why yes, Camille, there was and I am like you a dark meat lover. The turkey was so good I ate the white meat too.

From Kelli on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 16:53:06

I would never cook a Roadrunner, that was my Elementary School mascot!!

From Camille on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 17:36:05

Kelli - the roadrunner was my jr. high mascot. You'd love my elementary school mascot... remember, I live in Arizona... in the freakin desert. In Elementary school, our mascot was a Polar Bear. :o)

From Kelli on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 17:46:19

Camille, what were they thinking? A polar bear? I bet you had fun with that.

From Camille on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 17:55:27

I didn't think anything of it until I was much older. I went to Robert Frost Elementary. We were the Frost Polar Bears.

From montelepsy on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 04:00:13

My high school mascot was an oil can :(

From Camille on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 10:29:15

Go fighting oil cans! LOL

Their is a community college here that has a mascot of an artichoke. LOL

From Kelli on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 19:29:04

Mike, you are kidding, right?

Let's see, I was a Roadrunner, a Bobcat, and a Husky. Mine are all pretty cool.

From Burt on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 22:02:55

Roadrunner, Mountaineer, Bobcat, Bulldog!

From montelepsy on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 22:33:57

Unfortunately not. Richmond Oilers. Mission Bears (Camille, at least yours was specific, ours was just any old bear) and Armijo somethings. I went to 3 high schools. I don't recall any junior high mascots or elementary school ones either.

Kelli, Burt,

Did you guys go to the same elementary? Roadrunner doesn't seem very common. Meep, meep.

From Kelli on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 17:24:39

I was just thinking the same thing about a Raodrunner for a mascot. I thought we were really unique at our elementary school, but I guess not!

Burt just wants to be like me, so he added Roadrunner and Bobcat.

From Burt on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 19:24:26

I do want to be like Kelli. But roadrunners aren't all that uncommon in Arizona. State bird of New Mexico, but I saw plenty of roadrunners as a roadrunner. Never saw any bobcats as a bobcat. Saw a few bulldogs as a bulldog. And I always imagined a mountaineer was a hippy backpacking hobo that lived in the Hualapai Mountains. Glad I never saw one of those.

From Kelli on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 20:02:18

I do not think there are any roadrunners in Utah, so where that name came from I do not know. I have seen bobcats at the zoo and have nightmares about seeing them while I run---as they run after me. And, well, a husky is not all that uncommon!

I forgot my college mascot---the Ute. It was too politically incorrect to talk about any of that, though.

From Burt on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 20:15:29

Ah yes, college. Can't say that I've ever seen a sun devil.

From Kelli on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 20:36:36

I am sure you have, you just did not know it.

From Camille on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 22:04:21

Okay, my turn...

Elementary - Polar Bear (extremely common in the desert...)

Jr. High - Roadrunner (I actually DO see these quite often)

High School - Rabit. Yep... Mesa Rabbits... We are the fierce fighting "bunny rabbits".

Jr. College - Firehalks... are they really such a thing?

College - Sun Devil... need I ellaborate?

From Lucia on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 22:06:31

Gooooooo THUNDERBIRDS!!!

From Kelli on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 23:26:15

RABBIT? That is ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as Polar Bears in AZ.

From montelepsy on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 04:11:22

After I do something noteworthy and get a high school named after me, I'm going to insist our mascot is a polar hippie.

From Burt on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 10:49:23

Camille - what you need to elaborate on is how you were the valedictorian of your college graduating class with your atrocious spelling.

From montelepsy on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 12:16:48

Camille, I bet you bribed the valedictorian-appointing committee with your baking. I know I would sell my vote for one of those cakes.

From Kelli on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 18:08:47

I would have sold my vote as well.

Polar hippie, huh? hmmm, when I am famous what will they call the school? I have to think on that.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.890.000.002.005.89

Crashed at 5pm, woke up at midnight and went for a run

4x800s - tried for sub 3:00, ended up with 3:04, 3:12, 3:24, 3:17 despite moving my arms like crazy. We'll blame it on missing dinner.

 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.89
Comments
From huans32 on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 07:50:52

Missing dinner can really throw you off you game. Great splits though. Keep up the hard work Mike.

From montelepsy on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 07:53:42

Thanks for the encouragement Mark!

From Camille on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 09:46:03

Okay, really funny... at my race on Saturday, I was coming in on my last mile and thought about you as I started pumping my arms like crazy. LOL

Midnight Run, huh? You are an animal.

From Burt on Fri, Feb 06, 2009 at 12:30:12

Too bad that turkey dinner didn't hold you over.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.030.000.000.007.03

9 + pace. Listened to my body. It likes to run slow and eat fast.

Weekly assessment ("weekly" is applied loosely):

Pullups down 7 from last time (7 Dec)

Situps down 11

Pushups same

KBs

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.03
Comments
From Marion on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 10:07:54

Nice miles and pace. It is always good to listen to the bod :)

From jun on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 10:19:53

Quote: "Listened to my body. It likes to run slow and eat fast."

A man after my own heart!

From Camille on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 10:30:41

nice miles and way to go listening to your body... did your body tell you to stop pumping your arms too much today :o)

From Eric Day on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 13:22:23

I see in your pic, two watches. Are you timing each foot?

=)

From montelepsy on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 13:36:46

One's a garmin the other's a heart rate monitor. The heart rate readout on the garmin was to small and I felt like whenever I looked at it my groove was thrown off.

Also I'm a dork.

From jefferey on Sat, Feb 07, 2009 at 20:21:10

Sweet Nelly Pie!! Good Mileage!

From Teena on Sun, Feb 08, 2009 at 01:15:31

AWESOME mileage Mike!!

I haven't spent much time on the blog as of late so have missed far too much of your humor!! Seriously, you need to start making t-shirts. "Run Slow Eat Fast." You'd make a bundle!! Seriously!!

From montelepsy on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 04:16:18

I'm all about making a bundle! So far, I'll have to be content with making a fraction of a bundle. A bundlette, per se.

What is Nelly Pie? I'll definitely have a piece!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Polished off a box of Tagalongs. Spun.

Comments
From fly on the wall on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 09:22:17

Hey, wait a minute! Where did the Tagalongs come from? The Girl Scout cookies have not shown up in this corner of the third world yet.

From montelepsy on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 10:24:38

I got them during a layover at Dulles. The USO was stocked with donations from a local troop. Alas I was only able to bring one box back. And it didn't last. I did try to share, but everyone's on a diet.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.000.000.000.002.00

7:40 pace.

KBs

Worked out with one of my office mates.  She's a local national who loves Oprah and Desperate Housewives; and dreams of obtaining a six-pack and moving to America.  I introduced her to some new exercises. 

She's teaching me Arabic and I'm trying to undo all the damage I've caused to her English.  I really need to watch my mouth....

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 2.00
Comments
From Lucia on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 08:33:33

Ahhh those great American exports: Oprah and Desperate Housewives... It's like when I say I'm from Argentina and people start singing a song from the Evita musical... we have much better exports than that!

From montelepsy on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 10:21:45

I agree Argentina has much better exports, like rockets :)

From Burt on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 10:57:43

Dang it! I've been waiting for the perfect moment when Lucia is a little whiney so I could sing, "Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you, all through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise..."

From montelepsy on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 03:31:02

You could sing for me Burt and I'll complement your song with interprative dance.

From Lucia on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 06:27:59

Burt, you have an ability to leave me speechless... too funny!

From kungfublonde on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 11:48:03

Get her on the blog- it would be a great environment for her to practice her English. She will learn fewer curse words and some important terms like "negative split."

(p.s. not sure if my emails were going through last night. I sent the last attachments from my gmail account. Did you get them?)

From Burt on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 11:51:46

Yes, I did.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 11:55:18

oh good, then YOU can do our taxes!

From Burt on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 12:02:10

Done.

From montelepsy on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 13:55:02

I did. I asked Avery for a picture too and he replied. That's a dog that will be able to get away with anything.

I was kicked out of my office earlier today. They're drilling and cutting. They're also doing it without safety equipment. The guy in charge keeps telling the contractors to wear goggles and ear plugs, but they just take them off when he leaves to tell the others to put them on. Silliness!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Felt old doing the old school bodyweight workout.

6 sets with a flak vest. 

Skipped spin and BJJ. 

Comments
From Burt on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 15:09:59

When did you and Rachel graduate HS? 92? 93? If you graduated like me in 92, you are old.

From Teena on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 15:34:50

Hey ... I graduated in '92 and I am NOT old!! (okay ... maybe kind of ... just maybe though)

From Burt on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 16:36:56

92 rules! (Said as I feebly try to rise out of my wheelchair and get to my walker.)

From Eric Day on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 16:54:55

Then I'm way past old...thanks guys.

Now I feel old.

From kungfublonde on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 16:57:01

We graduated in 1991. And I'll never be old :)

From Eric Day on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 17:06:23

I graduated in 1987 and my daughter asked me "When you die, can I have your car?"

Now, does that make you feel old or what?

From Teena on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 17:11:58

Oh man Eric ... that is funny/sad/tragic/hilarious ... something! How old is your daughter?

From Eric Day on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 17:23:03

She's 7. Best age, so funny with these type of comments.

From Teena on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 17:30:53

7-year-olds are AWESOME. My daughter who is almost 7 said to me the other night (after getting in trouble), "Do you believe in mercy? No you don't. Mercy means you give people a second chance." Funny!

From Smooth on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 17:44:00

Teena, LOL, Sophie is ONE SMART FUNNY COOKIE!!! I LOVE IT. "Do you believe in mercy?"

OK, my youngest was BORN in '92. I am NOT old. You guys are not OLD, just prematurely wise.

From Eric Day on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 18:01:52

Mine always runs up to me and gives me tons of hugs and kisses, with a look of "maybe this way you will forgive me, oh, and I'm sorry.. ".

From Kelli on Mon, Feb 09, 2009 at 18:48:15

Burt, I did not know we weer the same age?!? And I have been making fun of your age, too. I guess I better shush up!

What is a flak vest?

From montelepsy on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 02:39:48

Kids say the darndest things. I was at the grocery store with the girls when they were much younger and Amanda wanted to whisper something to me. At the time we were trying to keep Amanda from leaving her younger sister out, so I told her she should say it in front of Maddy. She then said quite audibly as she pointed to a woman across the open freezer aisle, "That man has boobs."

A flak vest is body armor. Mine weighs about 18-19 lbs after taking off the attachments.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.500.004.000.006.50

am: 60 degrees and 22 mph wind

4 mile tempo 7:30 pace

First half 14:27 with the wind; positive split 15:33 against the wind

Finished before the dust storm set in :)

 

pm : Spin

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.50
Comments
From Lucia on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 11:07:56

Wow, a dust storm... and I complain about the cold and fumes of the city...

Nice splits, good to keep things positive :)

From Eric Day on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 11:09:17

Its 60 degrees in Iraq? Does it get as cold as the US?

Good workout!

Did you see the suggestion of Ken Follett books?

From Camille on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 20:59:35

Nice workout. I'm glad you beat the dust storm... I HATE dust storms!

From montelepsy on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 04:10:34

It gets down to the 30s during winter. Winter's brief though.

A couple months before I arrived it rained while dust was in the air and it came down as mudballs.

I did see the recommendation, thanks!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

6 sets with flak vest

Little over 45 minutes.  Took my oh-so-sweet time.

 

Comments
From Burt on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 15:23:58

I mean, hey. What's the rush?

From Teena on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 15:26:51

Nothing wrong with "oh-so-sweet time."

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
1.940.000.000.001.94

Actively rested by eating a stack of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." -Mortimer Caplan

pm - Was talked into going to spin.  After spin, saw a couple of Russians doing funky stuff on the mats and I asked if there was a class.  Nope, it was just them and they invited me to join.  My ride didn't feel like staying, so I ran back.  It's weird running without the Garmin.  I think my pace was around a 10:00 mile.

Comments
From Teena on Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 15:01:31

Peanut Butter and Jelly is a staple! What kind of jelly?

From Marion on Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 15:05:29

Yumm! I sure love peanut butter. LOVE that quote! :) What's the temp there these days?

From montelepsy on Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 16:09:24

Actually I used jam and marmalade. Grape, strawberry and orange. 3 sandwiches.

The temperature is 50-60 at night and 70-80 in the daytime. Real nice. I hope it holds up.

From Marion on Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 16:15:32

I may cry over those temps! That is PerfECT!!!

From sam on Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 16:26:55

Marmalade monte- thats worse than public swimming pools LOL.

I love strawberry jam and peanut butter the crunchy one too! mmmmmm

No comment on temps, very jealous it snowed on my run today! :-(

From Metcalf Running on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 10:54:48

I love when you toast the bread and the peanutbutter gets all melty with the jam. MMMMM I might have to have that for dinner tonight.

From Burt on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 11:11:36

I hope you enjoyed the romp with the the funky Russians on the mat. Hmmm...that sounded bad.

From Eric Day on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 11:36:31

Good quote...and good workout. What is your next target race?

When are you due back to the US?

From montelepsy on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 12:45:45

You may be right, Sam, but the urine content of marmalade should be significantly lower than even the swankiest of pools.

Lori, I toasted all three, then washed it down with some EasyMac. It wasn't a very nutritious day...

Burt, as bad as it sounds it was very enjoyable. We did things I won't attempt to pronounce...

Eric, I should be back in Jul :)

Sep is the Air Force Marathon. I'd like to go to that if it all works out.

From Lucia on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 12:56:18

I hate it when Burt posts comments with jokes that I would make before me... Some day I'll catch you...

From Burt on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 13:20:00

You may catch me on the road, but when it comes to my rapist wit, NEVER! (rapist wit - Jim Carey)

From Lucia on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 13:23:52

Ughhhhh I hate it when Burt makes me look up words/quotes on google! I would pay you to dress up like a rapist wit during a race! - hey, it can be your matching outfits for the Ragnar relay race!

From Burt on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 13:27:58

I hope you didn't find that on the Urban Dictionary. You can learn a lot of interesting things there. Maybe that's why you speak English so well.

From Lucia on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 13:39:30

Urban Dictionary is my survival guide... It's amazing how many things I learn still after 10 years of living here...

From montelepsy on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 13:44:23

I've never heard of the Urban Dictionary. I'll have to check it out. My English definitely needs improvement.

From Burt on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 13:50:39

Ay-Yi-Yi!

From Lucia on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 13:57:16

Be careful mike - there are a lot of things in the Urban Dictionary that you're better off not knowing...

From montelepsy on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 14:13:09

Holy moly, I going study and get fluent. Peace dat out mutha!

From Burt on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 14:45:09

This is not good. Rocket, it's all your fault! You've urbanized Mike!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.080.000.000.008.08

- Weekly assessment:

Pullups up 6

Situps down 2, with Kim gone, it's just not the same...

Pushups up 15 still had 20 secs left I just pooped out

- KBs with vest

- Long run slower than I should have, but not faster than I wanted to.  10:02 pace

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 8.08
Comments
From RivertonPaul on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 17:47:08

I'm still only up to a max of 6 pull ups -- I started at 2 in January, but have plateaued.

From Kelli on Sat, Feb 14, 2009 at 14:51:38

Slow is good. Did you wear the vest for that, too??? I read about a race in Runners World where they guys were in there camo and boots and carried 30 pound backpacks. I believe it was a marathon. CRAZY hard.

From Teena on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 21:19:59

Love it, "long run slower than I should have, but not faster than I wanted to" ... totally another t-shirt!!

So, your pushups ... do you only give yourself one minute? Interesting.

From Teena on Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 01:34:36

Where are you Mike??

From kungfublonde on Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 01:39:14

he's in Basrah for a week. He said the food is great :)

From Teena on Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 01:46:50

Oh Rachel ... it is SO GREAT to hear from you. How are you? How are the girls?

I have not been able to be on the blog as much as usual ... things are so hectic. And really, right now I should be sleeping ... but, here I am.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 02:06:30

We're doing well :)

I'm never on here, but I got a message that Mike's blog was updated so I got excited and ran to see if he was on line. Haven't heard from him since Valentine's day :(

I understand you about being busy! School and the kids keep my hands full.

How are you? Did your twins have their birthdays yet this month?

From montelepsy on Fri, Feb 20, 2009 at 07:01:53

Paul, You tripled your pullup capability, you need to plateau before you become more of a freak. I wish I could do that in a month.

Kelli, No vest. I haven't heard about that race, but you can count me out of it. I don't like walking in boots much less running in them.

Teena,

2 minutes for pushups. Usually I tire out before the time limit anyway. I wonder how people can go all day doing pushups.

Hon,

I'm glad to see I still excite you :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Frisbee-induced ankle sprain

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

10 sets with vest

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

KB workout using dumbells. 

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

First helicopter ride!  The helicopter parks too far away from the terminal.  My ensuing struggle with my gear elicited pity from onlookers and a man helped me with my bags.  You'd think all this working out would be good for something.  I felt so lame. 

Comments
From Lucia on Fri, Feb 20, 2009 at 13:33:34

Very cool you got to ride in a helicopter! Where did you go? How was it? Was it noisy? Was it scary?

From Burt on Fri, Feb 20, 2009 at 14:05:58

One time at ASU I was going to the line for the financial aid check pick-up. I tried to go under the ropes to get to the end of the line so I wouldn't have to go all the way around. My back pack grabbed on to the rope and pulled it with me. There was about 1000 students watching me. It was awesome. It's good if you can laugh at yourself, though.

From montelepsy on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 03:31:36

It was very enjoyable, Lucia. It was much gentler than I imagined. I flew from Basrah, a British camp, back to Tallil. And it was loud. I took pictures but they didn't come out very nice. The two gunners looked like they were in their 60's. When the oil light came on we had to land and they scrambled all over the helo to do maintenance. I want to be in that kind of shape when I'm that age.

Burt, I end up laughing at myself a lot, but I'd much rather laugh at others...

From Burt on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 11:25:17

Well, then. I hope I gave you a good enough visual that you can laugh at me.

From Camille on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 18:41:11

I'm laughing at you burt :o)

From kungfublonde on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 18:43:51

Mike, you ARE their age. The sun just ages them. It's true. Burt is only 19, but living in Arizona.. well, you can see the effects of the hot desert sun.

(Camille obviously just stays inside all the time).

From camille on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 18:55:07

Mike, will you be riding on a lot of helicopters in the future? What was the special occasion?

From Burt on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 19:00:06

Pick on Burt day.

Camille - Brad was there when I did it. Of course he likes to tell the story of falling on roller blades with his hands in his pockets.

From camille on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 19:05:35

Thanks Rachel :o)

Burt... I can only imagine.

From kungfublonde on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 19:06:58

It's my (pick on) Burt-day!

Sorry, that never gets old to me.

From Burt on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 19:22:49

No pun intended? I told you not to have too much fun today!

From montelepsy on Sun, Feb 22, 2009 at 04:23:17

Burt-day :) I just got it and that made me laugh.

I don't have to travel much, Camille, but I'll try to go by helo as much as possible. I'll just pack lighter next time.

Hon,

For your next birthday, I hope it'll be the good kind of messy...

From Burt on Sun, Feb 22, 2009 at 12:33:58

I don't even want to know what that means.

From montelepsy on Sun, Feb 22, 2009 at 13:10:24

I'll leave it up to your imagination :)

Actually, Rachel spent her Burtday morning cleaning up messes: a dead bird (cat gift), pee (dog gift) and a clogged toilet (kid gift).

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

10 sets no vest, no rest. Did 2 less pullups after 5th set.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Spun.  Felt good.  I bet if I had straw, I would have turned it into gold.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
1.000.003.100.004.10

Tempo.  7:21 pace. 

It was a race in honor of the Tuskegee Airman.  I was lucky enough to attend a lecture where one spoke of his experience as a pilot.  My favortie part was when he talked about the contingency plan if they were shot down over Germany.  They where instructed to just blend in with the locals...

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.10
Comments
From kelsey on Sun, Feb 22, 2009 at 09:49:27

Wow that's crazy!

Anyway, great tempo run!

From jefferey on Sun, Feb 22, 2009 at 11:24:20

Monte,

Great work! Hadn't heard from you in a while and I was a little worried. That's not nice running a tempo faster than I can 8-). Poor guy no way to do hill runs. That's too bad!

From Teena on Sun, Feb 22, 2009 at 16:54:07

Blend in with the locals, huh? Yeah ... I'm sure that would have worked out great. Good stuff!

What a tribute run ... you were smokin' fast! Man Alive Mike!!

I would have loved to have been at that lecture. African American history is one of my favorites!

7:21!!!! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!

From Lucia on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 09:34:40

Nice!

From Burt on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 12:27:21

Good run.

From montelepsy on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 12:36:45

Thanks folks.

One of my best friends collects their autographs. I wish I would've thought to ask for one. I'm truly inspired by their story.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

New gym on the compound.  More space, but no pullup bar.  They ordered some more kettlebells for me.  Thank you, fellow taxpayers.

KB w/ v - 3x

3L up to10

 

Comments
From Kelli on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 12:35:51

You are welcome, I am glad my money is going to a good cause! I will pay a little more if they will get you a pull up bar!

From montelepsy on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 12:42:40

Your money will keep me from becoming a girly man!

From Teena on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 15:32:33

You've gone the rounds before Mike ... you know how to get what you need ... get on the phone and make whomever order a pullup bar!! :)

Glad you have another gym!! Very cool.

From Burt on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 16:12:02

So glad my money is paying for your tinkerbells, or dumbbells, or whatever they are.

From montelepsy on Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 01:40:54 from 155.85.58.253

Haha, Burt. I'm calling them tinkerbells from now on!

From fly on the wall on Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 10:48:23 from 204.113.19.10

What the heck are kettle balls or tinker bells or what ever you call them, and how much did they cost? I want an accurate accounting of how my hard earned tax dollars are being spent by these tax and spend Godless liberals who have been running this country into the ground. You can bet your sweet patottie that if the Reps had won they wouldn't be pandering to girly men by wasting my tax dollars on your tinker balls. That's just pork, pork, pork.

Wait a minute, I need to wipe the spittle off my chin.... OK, that's better... Have I mentioned that the Utah legislature is in session? They can get me riled up. :)

Enjoy your kettlebells Montelepsy. I'd congratulate you on a good workout but I'm not sure what "KB w/ v - 3x, 3L up to10" means.

From montelepsy on Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 12:27:59 from 155.85.58.253

It's much better to see people riled up than apathetic, Fly.

As for the shorthand, I used to keep notes separately, but I figured I'll use this as a one-stop shop. I'll keep it cryptic to add mystery to my online persona.

From sam on Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 17:20:41 from 90.195.99.55

arrghh sorry monte cant resist, kettlebell I have one, but it is a bit dusty to say the least not used it in months, so it would be start from scratch!

they look like mini cannonballs with handles, different weights, I have the light ladies one! i think its 16lbs, not sure, anyways you use different moves with them using your whole body, like weights but using your whole body so it strengthens all round!

I dont want to use them, tho I dont do weights, I use own body weight, as I tend to put muscle on pretty easy!

not sure on the shorthand tho, just to keep some mystery LOL

From fly on the wall on Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 18:03:06 from 204.113.19.10

I like it,

"Monte Man of Mystery!"

From montelepsy on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 06:12:35 from 155.85.58.253

Sam,

I don't want to put on muscle either. I'm trying to slim down so I can run faster. They say doing heavy weight with less than 5 reps will make you stronger without getting bulky. I think it works, because I'm stronger than I was when I started and Rachel says I'm shrinking.

Fly,

That would mean my intials are mmm, like mmm, mmm good.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

spin

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

15 sets 10 w/v no dips

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Rest

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.400.000.001.005.40

Swallowed a bug.  That's what I get for being a mouth-breather.

Tried some speedwork, but I didn't go very fast.  And I didn't feel like doing repeats.  If you just do one can you call it a repeat, because you're not repeating anything?

Anyway, 1 x 1600 @ 6:54

3xKB w/v -L

 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.40
Comments
From Marion on Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 18:57:45 from 71.213.107.31

Nice repeat! it is a repeat of something, I am sure. Did you know that Flamingo Pink is my favorite color?

Ooooo and what kind of bug did you eat. I really hate eating bugs :p

From Teena on Sun, Mar 01, 2009 at 09:55:50 from 67.177.20.13

6:54!!! YOU ARE THE BUG-EATING MAN!!!

(poor bug ... you were going so crazy fast that he had no chance ... poor thing probably hit the back of your throat with some major impact)

Seriuosly Mike ... that is some wicked speed. That VO2 pace will pay off in huge dividends. Plus, the little extra protein provided by the bug can't hurt!

WOW!!! Sub 7, huh? You're in the big league baby!! :)

From Eric Day on Sun, Mar 01, 2009 at 12:14:15 from 187.133.7.5

Was the bug tasty?

Remember, they are full of proteins!

From Camille on Sun, Mar 01, 2009 at 15:17:57 from 71.223.90.219

Good crud your fast! That's awesome. I noticed that you didn't add the bug to your calorie count... hmmm...

From montelepsy on Sun, Mar 01, 2009 at 23:52:05 from 155.85.58.253

Marion, we have the same favorite color!

Teena, I ate the bug while walking. I just walk around with my mouth open like a slack-jawed lobotomy patient.

Eric,

It bypassed my tounge, but the texture was dry.

Camille,

With all the funky things fitday has in there database, bug may be listed. I know acorn derivatives are.

From Camille on Mon, Mar 02, 2009 at 08:59:22 from 75.171.26.130

LOL. I'm sure it is. Isn't bug on the menu is several countries? I know I got emails about that when the olympics were in progress.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Skipped spin class to compete in a pullup competition. 

PR'ed and set base record.

Spun with just me and my ipod afterwards.  It's loney at the top.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.460.000.000.005.46

Easy does it.

9:28 pace.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.46
Comments
From Eric Day on Tue, Mar 03, 2009 at 11:32:15 from 189.192.139.117

Yeah, easy but good, no?

From Burt on Tue, Mar 03, 2009 at 22:09:10 from 98.167.151.26

Yep. Good mileage.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

1vKB 3vL^6 3vC^10

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.260.000.003.007.26

Spun

3x1600: 6:46, 6:56, 6:52

I'm running these significantly slower since I rested my ankle for a week.  What gives?  Do you lose speed that suddenly?  I bet it's because of the stress due to the change in our password requirements.  Our main password has to be a minimum of 14 characters long.  That doesn't include the PIN needed to log in or the additional passwords to get into other applications.  If a hacker were able to crack it, all he or she would find out is that the bulk of my projects are overbudget and behind schedule...

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.26
Comments
From Lucia on Fri, Mar 06, 2009 at 09:49:22 from 98.204.55.168

Hmmm... I doubt you lose speed that fast... you probably were a weeny and didn't push yourself enough :)

14 characters for a password, I already have trouble with those that require 6!

From montelepsy on Fri, Mar 06, 2009 at 23:29:35 from 155.85.58.253

I can imagine you ringing your little bike bell as you blogiphonically chick me.

I think you defeat the purpose of the password when you make it too long to remember, because you have to write it down. And having it somewhere on a piece of paper compromises security. I wish they would just ask me what my favorite color is or something.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Pet peeves: Using the word definitize instead of define or utilize instead of use.  Calling a telephone call a telephonic meeting.

I'm done rantizing and I'll post another blogiphonic entry later. 

2vKB 3vL^7,6,6 vC

Comments
From kungfublonde on Thu, Mar 05, 2009 at 02:08:04 from 207.200.116.67

How 'bout instead you emailify your wife who has to pull all-nighter's twice a week to completerize research projects.

From huans32 on Thu, Mar 05, 2009 at 08:48:11 from 138.64.2.78

LOL modern technology and all of its new and improved wording. Got to love it.:)

From Burt on Thu, Mar 05, 2009 at 11:41:22 from 68.76.197.194

I'm gonna need a dictionary to get through this post. Maybe I'll use the urban dictionary.

From jefferey on Thu, Mar 05, 2009 at 17:07:52 from 65.101.141.131

You need to orientate yourself and build a better reepor with the people on this blog!

From fly on the wall on Thu, Mar 05, 2009 at 17:15:28 from 204.113.19.10

I just Googled,

definitize "telephonic meeting" utilize

and it led me here. What are the chances?

From Kelli on Thu, Mar 05, 2009 at 17:54:47 from 71.219.75.10

I did not know definitize was a word.

From montelepsy on Fri, Mar 06, 2009 at 04:10:27 from 155.85.58.253

Warning: Don't use the urban dictionary for anything.

I switched the sign on my office to one where I gave nicknames to everyone with the unifying theme of "cake". I called myself "Poundcake". When my Iraqi officemate looked it up on urban dictionary, it was not I had in mind. Apparently, anyone can define (or definitize) anything, so the definitions are fluid and wholly inappropriate.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Nada

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.040.000.000.008.04

8:59 pace.  Everything felt good.  Heard from an old friend who had just run into an old friend.  Didn't make me feel old.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 8.04
Comments
From Kelli on Sat, Mar 07, 2009 at 23:32:47 from 71.219.97.142

Great pace, you are a running man again!

I think you might be old, though, maybe.

From montelepsy on Sun, Mar 08, 2009 at 09:16:21 from 155.85.58.253

Hey, I'm only slightly less young than you, whippersnapper!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Got dressed to workout, but went to a comedy show instead. No regrets.

Comments
From Lucia on Sun, Mar 08, 2009 at 23:19:23 from 98.204.55.168

.... you know what I'm going to say to that, so I'll spare the words... :)

What was the show like?

From montelepsy on Mon, Mar 09, 2009 at 09:44:06 from 155.85.58.253

There were 3 comedians, Senorita. One joked about how hairy he was, but he didn't make me laugh. Another was okay. Steve Mazan had me laughing so hard that I could barely breathe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Nd9h9xo98

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.060.000.000.005.06

Went out for 2, but ended up doing more.  The nice weather brings out the bugs.  My flawless legs are now covered with bites.  Nothing pantyhose won't fix.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.06
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Entered a pushup contest at the Air Force gym. I was the only one who showed up on time, so I did them and left.  I'll go back on Mon for the pullup contest to see if I won a t-shirt.  Since it was Air Force they did it with Air Force standards.  They only gave you a minute, so it was a matter of speed instead of endurance.  Hopefully, no one was faster. 

That was also my workout for the day.  I wonder if a fitness video titled "One minute arms" would sell.

Comments
From Burt on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 13:45:26 from 68.76.197.194

If you won, you need to wear the T-shirt all the time. When your commander gives you an order just point out that you are the push-up champion.

From montelepsy on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 15:17:27 from 64.235.121.163

Would you shave PU on your chest to celebrate my victory?

From Burt on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 15:21:44 from 68.76.197.194

I might, but that's usually what people say when the get a whiff of my manliness.

From montelepsy on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 15:28:28 from 64.235.121.163

It's a plus to not only smell like a man but look like one as well. I don't have any hair on my chest. Take that back, I do have a couple. Maybe I can bend the few hairs I have into an R. Rachel would definitely think it was the opposite of romantic.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 12:51:34 from 69.106.190.73

I think the giant tatoo you have of my name is romantic enough.

But maybe you can try that chest hair macrame for our next anniversary.

From Burt on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 12:56:43 from 68.76.197.194

Maybe you should go with PC, Mike.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.690.000.002.506.19

5x800 alternating into and with the wind

2:57, 3:17, 3:10, 3:20, 3:11

spin

knackered!

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.19
Comments
From sam on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 16:58:37 from 90.195.99.135

heheh he lol, knackered, can I say anymore!

From Kelli on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 18:35:11 from 71.219.87.34

Like the word, never heard of it, but very fitting. GREAT JOB today.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 03:04:49 from 207.200.116.11

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

From kungfublonde on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 03:07:51 from 207.200.116.11

a crummy commercial??

Let me try that again...

nope. Lame, Had to email it. sorry.

From montelepsy on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 08:42:19 from 155.85.58.253

I didn't get the email, hon. And remember to drink your Ovaltine.

That makes two words added to your vocabulary from because of me. Who's the student now, Teach?

From Marion on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 12:02:18 from 71.219.55.142

Who is trying to kill Tinkerbell??? She's just a cute little fairy! I'll go have by boys clap.

AWESOME run Mike! That is some serious speed ;)

From Bonnie on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 12:07:27 from 71.210.101.173

Good job Mike!

From Burt on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 12:36:24 from 68.76.197.194

You guys are too funny. I can't hang with you because I'm just a poser.

From jefferey on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 17:46:59 from 71.35.172.134

Nice splits buddy! I hate it when you keep posting times faster than mine.

From jefferey on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 17:51:56 from 71.35.172.134

Knackered

1. Exhausted

2. Sexually spent

1. I was knackered when I got in from work.

2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.

I'm hoping you mean #1 as Wifey-Poo is over this side of the pond.

From Burt on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 17:59:23 from 68.76.197.194

Looks like someone else has been using the urban dictionary.

From Kelli on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 22:55:47 from 71.219.87.34

Okay, that is NOT what I THOUGHT it meant. HMMMMM....just how is that you were knackered on a base? You got some splainin' to do !

From montelepsy on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 15:40:28 from 155.85.58.253

No one's trying to kill tinkerbell, Marion. Folks were making fun of my kettlebells. I think they're just jealous of my secret Soviet training method.

Jefferey, I think the phrase, "don't hate the playa, hate the game" applies to both your entries :)

Burt, you make my chicken fat jiggle.

Thanks, Bonnie. For the comment and being normal.

Kelli, I didn't know it meant that either. I'll just blame Sam. I learned it from her. Apparently the British are bad influences.

From Bonnie on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 15:44:51 from 128.196.228.134

Normal??? Heck Mike what did I ever do to you ;-). From my perspective normal is not a good thing and is indicative of my middle age - sigh.

From montelepsy on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 15:46:41 from 155.85.58.253

Well, let's see. You are abnormally fast.

From Bonnie on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 15:48:50 from 128.196.228.134

maybe, since this is a family-safe blog, I have been remiss in showing my non-normalness. I will try to work on that!

Me, abnormally fast? I have NEVER snuck in a 2:57 800, ever.

From montelepsy on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 16:05:36 from 155.85.58.253

I've never run a 5k as fast as you and surely you can find a way to display your abnormal side within kid-friendly boundaries.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 19:28:13 from 207.200.116.11

Mike, if you've got game on that side of the pond, you've got some 'splainin' to do. And if you're blaming Sam for you're being knackered, you've got more 'splaining to do!

Also, you are completely lacking in any chicken fat whatsoever.

I am clearly the only normal one here.

From Sam on Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 06:15:56 from 82.132.136.195

Hey u lot well funny, I've never used knackered in that context but maybe in just fitter than hubby, hahaha LOL well I can b a bad influence been told that before have a funny humour :)))

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.030.000.000.002.03

9:20 pace

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 2.03
Comments
From Burt on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 12:33:19 from 68.76.197.194

Still knackered?

From montelepsy on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 12:40:49 from 155.85.58.253

Yes, but not in the good way.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Happy Birthday Amanda!

1KB C J -P

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
9.020.000.000.009.02

9:17 pace.  It was hot, dry and dusty, but when I took off my shoes there was mud between my toes.  I wonder what my lungs look like.

Guitar lesson -  It's official. I ain't got no rhythm.

1KBwv -L-J-P

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 9.02
Comments
From Camille on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 12:54:40 from 71.223.67.112

I HATE running in dust! Ugh! It sucks trying to run when you really can't breathe. The mud under your toes gave me quite a visual. Yuck!

When did you start the guitar?

From montelepsy on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 13:03:06 from 155.85.58.253

Today. There are a couple of guys here who brought their guitars. I decided to hang out with them and one guy thrust his guitar at me and made me play. Or made me hold it and make awful noises. To his credit, he was very patient.

From Camille on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 13:10:09 from 71.223.67.112

LOL. It looks so easy, but my guess that it's not as easy as it looks. Did you feel cool holding the guitar? You are already cool to begin with...

From RivertonPaul on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 13:17:42 from 67.42.27.114

Nice imagery.

From montelepsy on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 13:18:56 from 155.85.58.253

I can handle the guitar like a rockstar. Moonwalking, jumping and landing in the splits. I just sound lousy.

From Camille on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 13:21:21 from 71.223.67.112

Moonwalking... brilliant! I bet you look good playing that guitar hero video game! Is he going to attempt another lesson?

From montelepsy on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 13:26:48 from 155.85.58.253

You're right. I frickin' look fantastic. I had to hire security to hold the fans back.

Kenny's a very patient guy and I want my picking and a grinning to match my stage skills, so yes.

Paul, on top of it all, my feet were ashy so it looked

From montelepsy on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 13:28:11 from 155.85.58.253

...like I had fresh-from-the-grave zombie feet.

From Camille on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 13:32:19 from 71.223.67.112

now there's imagery... ugh!

From Kelli on Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 18:52:03 from 71.219.76.202

Another great story....I can see it. You must have some seriously sweaty feet to make the dust into mud. EWWWWWWW.

Good luck with the guitar, I want you to get as good as....actually, I dunno anyone who plays the guitar. Slash from Guns N Roses---there ya go. Get as good as him just DO NOT grow your hair out like his. We like to see your pretty face.

From Marion on Sat, Mar 14, 2009 at 19:42:01 from 71.213.107.184

I've tried to learn guitar too. I just can't do it. There must be some kind of gene that we are missing :) It's not linked to the speed gene... cause you are speedy for sure :)

Sorry about the muddy lungs. They thought my uncle had lung cancer because there were 2 grapefruit sized masses in his lungs. Turned out that they were balls of dirt that his body had encapsulated with tissue. He was an excavation guy. He was a chain smoker so we all thought he was dead, but nope, just full of DUST!!! Are you scared now ;)

From Marion on Sat, Mar 14, 2009 at 19:42:26 from 71.213.107.184

btw- Happy Pi day!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.020.000.000.005.02

Went at an easy pace that doesn't get much easier.  10:44.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.02
Comments
From Burt on Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 16:47:30 from 68.76.197.194

All that guitar playin' must've wore you out.

From Kelli on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 14:49:12 from 71.219.76.202

Oh, it gets easier, but it gets harder when it gets easier.

From Burt on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 15:17:55 from 68.76.197.194

That don't make no sense!

Pete, it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

From Kelli on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 18:46:45 from 71.219.76.202

The SLOWER you run (supposedly easier) the HARDER it gets. It takes LONGER! Does that make sense?

From montelepsy on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 15:16:16 from 155.85.58.253

Burt, it's hard to run in elevator boots and Mad Hatter headgear, but it really does make a difference to my guitar playin'.

Kelli,

That's so zen...

From Kelli on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 16:13:52 from 71.219.76.202

The yoga must begetting to my brain.

From montelepsy on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 17:06:55 from 64.235.121.163

http://www.freeple.com/blog/2007/01/20/two-types-of-yoga/

What kind of yoga are you doing, Teach?

From Kelli on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 19:44:39 from 71.219.76.202

Well, the Irish kind looks kind of painful!!! Oh, man, that was funny. THANKS for the laugh.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Entered a pullup competetion, I did 4 less than the last competition, but this was timed and the last one wasn't.  I was still able to do 17 more than 2nd place.  Picked up my prize for the pushup competition from last week as well. 

Turns out prizes are leftovers from prior events. 

The pushup prize was a towel from the Air Force Marathon, which is good because running a marathon is more impressive than doing a minute's worth of pushups.

The pullup prize was a t-shirt from black history month, which is good because the Tuskegee Airmen are my heroes.

I wonder what they'll give out for situps? 

Comments
From Marion on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 15:09:27 from 71.213.127.253

Is that your way of saying that you WON?!? Hotdog! That is so cool! :) When I grow up I want to be able to do a pull up :)

From montelepsy on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 15:13:11 from 155.85.58.253

Yes :)

If you put your mind to it, you'll conquer the pullup, Marion. Just like everything else...

From Burt on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 15:22:21 from 68.76.197.194

I am laughing so hard...Air Force Marathon towel...sweet!

From montelepsy on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 16:13:56 from 64.235.121.163

I also won a water bottle, but we don't drink from the tap here. So in order to use my water bottle, I would have to open a bottle of water and pour it into mine. Also to wash it, I would use bottled water. Sheesh.

From jefferey on Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 16:38:41 from 71.35.168.129

How many of those suckers did you do?? I remember back in the day when I could do 3 sets of 10 with a 50 lb. weight hanging from my waist. Now I honestly don't know if I could knock out 5 of them. Great job bud!

From montelepsy on Sat, Mar 21, 2009 at 07:37:34 from 155.85.58.253

Jefferey,

I did 25, but I know a guy who warms up with 30 and does 12 sets of 10 with 50 lbs. He's not here obviously or he would have won. He's also 55 years old, so you've got 10 years to catch up. I've got 20. Let's get moving!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.000.005.020.007.02

 7:29 pace.  Felt okay.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.02
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
1.000.002.000.003.00

Ran with a friend who's preparing for his 2 mile test in Apr.  He was shooting for a 15:36 so I paced him and we finished in 15:33.

8  BW -D

1DB

6-inch Heels Miles: 3.00
Comments
From huans32 on Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 14:09:23 from 138.64.2.76

Well great job that is a great pace with a friend. Carefull though running in those heels. I am sure it would be alot easier to twist a ankle.:)

From monteleplsy on Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 14:16:18 from 155.85.58.253

I had to figure out a way to slow down :) Plus I had to give my pink nikes a rest.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
9.000.000.000.009.00

Worked later and ate more than I should have.

Split my long run in twain.  First half 8:37 pace.  Didn't hit start on second half, but it was around a 10-plus pace.

1KB -C-P

 

6-inch Heels Miles: 9.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

I posted today's entry in the Thurs slot but I'm not going to bother with it.  It's fitting because that was my attitude Thurs anyway.  At least as far as exercise was concerned.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

1KBw/v-Pu

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.000.000.000.003.00

Easy @ 8:25

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 3.00
Comments
From Kelli on Sun, Mar 22, 2009 at 18:22:27 from 71.219.76.202

Since when is 8:25 EASY?????

From montelepsy on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 03:41:12 from 155.85.58.253

I have no clue. Sometime's my body tells me to run 11 minute miles. I just listen. I'm waiting for the day when it says sub-6s are.

From Walter on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 09:12:31 from 76.27.13.75

hey Mike! its been a while since I said a hello. What are your up coming plans now as far as races go?

From Marion on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 11:47:50 from 71.213.123.102

Nice miles :) When are you coming home? Isn't it soon?

From montelepsy on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 16:09:35 from 155.85.58.253

Hey Walter! I don't have any races planned, but I have a test in Apr that includes a 3-mile run, so I working towards that. How about you?

Marion,

I'll be home in Apr for a little while, then I should be back in Jul. Yipee!

From Walter on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 20:25:38 from 76.27.13.75

Ive been racing every week it seams. Its a wake up call for an old man like me. haha

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Brutal workout consisting of BBQ and, as the Chinese say, Ping Pong.

Comments
From Burt on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 12:53:34 from 68.76.197.194

What did you think sudden death meant?

From montelepsy on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 13:34:03 from 64.235.121.163

Burt, you are like the Encyclopedia Brown of movies.

From Burt on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 13:49:59 from 68.76.197.194

Funk & Wagnalls

From kungfublonde on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 14:27:39 from 64.203.113.50

wikipedia Brown

From montelepsy on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 15:33:41 from 64.235.121.163

Was there a jingle for Encyclopedia Brown? I have something stuck in my head, but I don't remember any shows or afterschool specials...

From Burt on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 15:44:41 from 68.76.197.194

You got me stumped there. And that's not easy to do.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.750.000.004.007.75

4x1600 with 400 recovery jogs aiming for 6:52s, ended up with

6:22

6:57

6:58

7:10

Against the wind on the even reps

Wore a wet neck gator over my mouth and nose to avoid the treadmill

I'm consistently not pleased with my inconsistent performance

1xdb-c-p-j;50

8xbw,s25,p25,p8

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.75
Comments
From marion on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 14:21:37 from 71.213.123.102

I have NO idea what all of those #'s mean, but they look AWESOME!~!!

From montelepsy on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 15:28:14 from 64.235.121.163

Thanks for the encouragement, Miss Marion! Four repeats of one mile (1600 meters)

From Bonnie on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 15:51:41 from 128.196.228.134

I think wind can easily cost 5 secs/1600. That said I think it was a great effort - I have found going out too fast on the first one can also cost a lot on the last one. Next time try to reverse the order (e.g., go out slow and finish fast)! I am sure it was a great training stimulus regardless of your disappointment (which I don't agree with, for the record).

Why did you use a wet gator? Is it really dusty when the wind blows? You know that is worth a few seconds too ... by the time you subtract all the adversities you are way ahead of the 6:52's!

From montelepsy on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 16:22:48 from 64.235.121.163

It can be windy without dust. It can be dusty without wind. Once the dust in in the air, it can hang for quite a while. Supposedly the particles collide with one another and keep each other afloat. I wet the gator because the dust is so fine and I'm paranoid that it the fabric alone won't stop it. I considered running in my gas mask, but I figured that would be too dorky. As dorky as running with a fannypack and basketball shorts.

I'll try to keep a better pace on the first one next time. Thanks for the tips.

From Kelli on Tue, Mar 24, 2009 at 19:24:05 from 71.219.76.202

Uh-oh, I hope you did not offend anyone there!!!

Great work out. Those are super fast no matter what you say.

From jefferey on Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 20:31:11 from 71.35.175.87

Dude! You're gonna kill the 3 mile run. I don't think I have a 6:22 mile in me if the wind was behind me. Nice work bro!

From Camille on Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 21:15:43 from 71.223.67.112

You are FAST! Maybe *Faster* than the wind?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.010.000.000.002.01

10:15 pace.  It's very enjoyable to run easy.  Recovery days are my favorite.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 2.01
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Nada.  All work and no play makes Mike an illeist.

Comments
From Lucia on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 09:10:05 from 74.9.147.114

Lucia had to look up that word in the dictionary, but is pleased to have learned something new today!

From montelepsy on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 11:03:35 from 64.235.121.163

Mike feels better that Mike's blog has enriched Lucia's vocabulary.

From Sammy on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 12:10:57 from 90.195.99.182

I had 2 look it up 2 I thought at first some local language but hey it's in the dictionary cool new word for moi! :)

From Burt on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 12:19:01 from 68.76.197.194

Is Mike going to continue to refer to Mike in the third person?

From Lucia on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 13:35:10 from 74.9.147.114

Lucia thinks Mike and Burt are silly!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
10.000.000.000.0010.00

10 at a 8:36 pace. Went much better than last Friday's long run, where I was seriously chafed from crossdressing. 

Before you jump to conclusions, let me explain.  When I was leaving for Iraq, United lost my luggage along with my running shorts.  I had to buy something until they found and returned my stuff.  I was in VA at the pre-deployment center.  I was stuck without transportation, so I was limited to places within walking distance.  The only running shorts I could find were women's, so I bought a pair of black ones.  The looked just like man shorts to me.  No lace nor flowers.  However, they rub me the wrong way even if I do feel pretty in them. 

1 db -c-p-j @ 55

8bw-pu

3puL 10,8,4

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.00
Comments
From Lucia on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 15:48:15 from 74.9.147.114

Ha ha ha ha!!!

From Burt on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 15:50:07 from 68.76.197.194

Ha ha ha ha!!!

From Lucia on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 16:06:32 from 74.9.147.114

Now in Spanish: Ja ja ja ja!!!

From Burt on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 16:10:33 from 68.76.197.194

Ja ja ja ja!!!

From Burt on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 16:11:08 from 68.76.197.194

Rocket - you always say the perfect things.

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 01, 2009 at 01:16:31 from 155.85.58.253

What's hyuk, hyuk in Spanish?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Pinged when I should have ponged and ponged when I should have pinged.  Lost 21-5, but I was dressed more fashionably.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.110.000.000.003.11

9:46 pace, cause that's how I roll.

Actually, it was a 10:13 pace.  I shouldn't do this from memory.

3kb w/v -c -j -pu +bs +b

6-inch Heels Miles: 3.11
Comments
From Burt on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 12:26:44 from 68.76.197.194

Keep it rolling, but not like a jelly roll.

From Eric Day on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 13:12:57 from 189.192.140.22

Do you roll, jog, shuffle, or run?

&*^*&(&$*%* ??

(That mean I don't understand your last line)!

From Camille on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 23:46:23 from 71.223.66.14

You made me get that song "rollin' rollin' rollin' rawhide" song in my head! :o)

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 01, 2009 at 01:11:12 from 155.85.58.253

Burt,

I would kill or at least maim for a jelly roll.

Eric,

I sauntered.

Those are my notes to self.

Camille,

I'm not familiar with that song. I'm tempted to youtube it, but I don't want is stuck in my head either.

From Eric Day on Wed, Apr 01, 2009 at 11:34:31 from 189.192.114.137

sauntered, had to look that one up. good one.

From Camille on Wed, Apr 01, 2009 at 12:17:59 from 75.171.106.195

I'm sure you have heard it. It's an old country song that they put in cartoons quite often. I get songs in my head very easily. It drives my poor husband crazy!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.060.000.000.005.06

8:39 pace.

After a rain.  I meant to go at a 10:00 pace, but there was a group of three guys running in boots and I couldn't let them pass me...

1db@55 -c -pu -j

8bw 25, 20 -pu

pu 4@55, 4@45, 10 2@45, 6

3bs 12

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.06
Comments
From Eric Day on Wed, Apr 01, 2009 at 11:35:33 from 189.192.114.137

Good show off. Good pace, good distance.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Apr 03, 2009 at 01:53:38 from 64.203.113.50

Maddy's last mile time was 6:13. Today she ran it in 6:23 and was happy with that. It was incredibly windy and cold. She always has a great attitude about her runs. She also did the 800 in 2:51 and doesn't know her time for the relay yet. She still thinks she can't sprint, so she doesn't really try. Her coach is trying to flip that switch to make Maddy WANT it...

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 03, 2009 at 16:11:57 from 155.85.58.253

She's our little speed demon :) I hope the coach can convince her for her sake, but mostly for mm sake. I want to live vicariously.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.060.000.000.005.06

Did my parent's and sister's taxes, then ran, then finished their taxes.  I live it up on my half day off. 

Don't be jealous, haters.

6-inch Heels Miles: 5.06
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Too many celebrations and too many calories.

2kb nv -c -j -pu +bs +b

8bw -pu

3L pu 9,6,5

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.030.000.000.005.03

9:05 pace.  Ran at lunch. I tried to run fast. I really did. 

I just wasn't feeling it.

86 F

22% humidity

2(12bs, 30fl, 12dl, 5b, 30,60pl, 60sh, 30cr)

6-inch Heels Miles: 5.03
Comments
From Marion on Sun, Apr 05, 2009 at 15:41:51 from 71.213.113.191

Gotta go with the bod! If it says "slow" (your pace would KILL me!) you have to honor it :) Great miles :)

From lucia on Mon, Apr 06, 2009 at 13:07:08 from 74.9.147.114

Hot and dry, eh, Mr. Tinkerball? What is that title in reference to? 9 min/miles is a great pace, pat yourself in the back Mike!

From montelepsy on Mon, Apr 06, 2009 at 13:16:09 from 155.85.58.253

Thanks ladies.

Lucia, some guys were making fun of my kettlebell workout. I believe Burt called them tinkerbells and Fly called them tinkerballs.

From Burt on Mon, Apr 06, 2009 at 14:01:25 from 68.76.197.194

Kettlebell workouts are all the rage right now. Get with the program.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Approved for overtime, so less time to workout. Tried something quick.

1-2-3 workout

9s pull

6s push

7s sit

25:38 = toast

Comments
From Eric Day on Mon, Apr 06, 2009 at 16:50:49 from 189.192.103.175

Today you are toast? Peanut butter & jam?

From Kelli on Mon, Apr 06, 2009 at 18:22:15 from 71.219.95.20

Yeah, toast???

Good luck with the overtime, that is a good thing, right?

From montelepsy on Tue, Apr 07, 2009 at 16:07:04 from 64.235.121.163

Burnt toast, actually.

Overtime is a good thing, since there isn't a whole lot to do here. Just for this week though. They are cutting hours here to prepare for moves and drawing down.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.130.000.003.007.13

On a clear night I can't see the road, but tonight it was dusty and it spread the meager lights from the flightline to softly illuminate my way.  It also makes dark brown phlegm.

6x800s

3:32, 3:05, 3:20, 3:22, 3:18, 3:06

2100, windy, 75 F, 47% humidity

2kb nv ~45min

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.13
Comments
From kelsey on Tue, Apr 07, 2009 at 16:27:23 from 68.35.237.127

Gross! I was thinking of sharing a snot rocket story on here but thought it may be too much information... glad to see you're not holding yourself back!

From kelsey on Tue, Apr 07, 2009 at 16:28:05 from 68.35.237.127

P.S. Good workout! Those are so tough to do on your own. And I'm sure even harder in the dark.

From Burt on Tue, Apr 07, 2009 at 16:44:13 from 68.76.197.194

That was so poetic, Mike. Kelsey, let me speak for Mike. He would love a snot rocket story.

From Kelli on Tue, Apr 07, 2009 at 16:54:12 from 71.219.95.20

GROSS!!!!!

75, huh? That is way too hot to run. Awesome workout anyway!

From Eric Day on Tue, Apr 07, 2009 at 17:45:08 from 189.192.103.175

Cool stories guys, this is so family illuminating.

From Bonnie on Tue, Apr 07, 2009 at 18:13:53 from 128.196.228.134

I think you need to turn that into a Haiku:

clear nights are bad enough

but dusty nights are even worse

cough sneeze brown stuff

Nice workout Mike!

I was thiking about you the other day, we got a Power Tower at home, sort of like this one:

http://www.dunhamssports.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2072188&CAWELAID=150417049

I did ONE pull-up and my lats were sore for two days (I suck bad), I thought you might get a kick out of that. I can, however do many (25) knee raises and about 12 push-ups.

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 08, 2009 at 04:02:39 from 155.85.58.253

Kelsey,

I hope I have inspired you to new levels of grossness.

Burt,

You know me so well.

Eric,

Family stuff is gross :)

Bonnie,

10% off your final grade for being off on your syllables. 50% extra credit for being able to do a pullup. According to the interweb, the average man can do one. There weren't any stats available on 46-year old women, but I bet you're on the way far right of the bell curve. Please excuse my lack of stat jargon.

From Marion on Wed, Apr 08, 2009 at 10:17:37 from 71.213.108.234

Nice run... gross bodily excretions! I do like the poem :) What is the syllable break down? I don't remember. We did Haiku in 4th grade if I remember. I think we did it in High School too, but I am pretty sure I was not paying attention ;)

From Bonnie on Wed, Apr 08, 2009 at 10:22:37 from 71.210.121.51

10%???? wow, that is harsh. Marion - It is 5/7/5

I guess it is whether you are from the south or east (just went really fast through evenworse ... I used to be good at this, when I was doing my post-doc we had Haiku Mondays. I guess I could count better then.

Your stat jargon is fine ... your grading plan sucks ;-) - you would have a line of students out your door weeping tears of sorrow.

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 08, 2009 at 10:33:17 from 155.85.58.253

Speaking of harsh grading. I had a professor who told a story of two guys begging to retake a test they missed. The professor figured their hardluck story of a flat tire was bogus, but let them retake the exam. He seated them in separate rooms and administered the test. The last question was worth half of the points.

Which tire?

From Marion on Wed, Apr 08, 2009 at 10:35:32 from 71.213.108.234

That is AWESOME!!!

From Bonnie on Wed, Apr 08, 2009 at 10:37:09 from 71.210.121.51

ha ha ha ...

My freshman chemistry class had about 200 students in it - they gave multiple choice exams with the bubble forms. One of the guys in class and his friend used to break the exam up, one guy would do the first 10 problems and then the other guy would do the last 10 - then they would exchange forms. At the end of the exam the professor said, "Exam A goes in the pile, Exam B goes in this pile".

I laughed like crazy.

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 08, 2009 at 10:42:55 from 155.85.58.253

Ouch.

From Burt on Wed, Apr 08, 2009 at 10:46:48 from 98.167.151.26

Academic integrity at its finest.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Apr 09, 2009 at 02:44:55 from 64.203.113.50

gross. I don't know what those numbers mean, but I'm sure they are impressive, knowing you.

I posted our Easter picture where I knew you'd be able to see it.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.000.000.000.003.00

10:04 pace.  It was like Lionel's description of Sunday morning.   

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 3.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

I was stuck working all the livelong day.  Sheesh.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
10.000.000.000.0010.00

9:20 pace.   Officemate left for R&R and will be leaving for good in May; his contract was cut short, despite his stellar performance.  Figure it was his stellar pay that did him in.  Luckily, I'm underpaid.

2000, 73 F, 27% humidity, nice breeze

2kbwv -c +bs+3j+3pl+3Lwv 5,5,3, +2+st hlds

Introduced a friend to kettlebells.  He's quite a trooper.  He keeps coming back for more.  When I'm done with him, he'll have no need for doors.  He'll just bust through walls like the Kool Aid Man.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.00
Comments
From Burt on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 15:09:54 from 98.167.151.26

Oh Yeah!!! (That was my impression of the Kool-Aid man walking through a wall in case you didn't get it.)

From Burt on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 15:12:01 from 98.167.151.26

Don't know if this link will work, but when you get back to CA, you can lift kettlebells with my friend on the beach. Everyone will think you're cool.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=546655053&ref=profile#/photo.php?pid=30011646&id=1455367314

From montelepsy on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 08:17:54 from 155.85.58.253

Burt,

I don't have a facebook account, so I wasn't able to see the photo.

I bet it's super cool though...

From Burt on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 10:40:55 from 98.167.151.26

You're right. It is. It's just how you imagine it.

From kungfublonde on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 14:39:17 from 64.203.113.50

Did you imagine it all handsome and muscular? Because if so, bingo!!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

For lunch, I did Abs with a Aseel. She lines the floor with paper towels to do crunches. Actually, she lines the floor any time anything other than her feet touch the ground.   Weird.

Comments
From Eric Day on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 10:17:16 from 189.169.185.254

Thats paranoia.

When my wife got to the hospital, she had the nurse clean with alcohol the remote's for the tv & air conditioning (this is paranoia too).

Sorry to hear you don't get easter off.

From Lucia on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 11:35:01 from 74.9.147.114

Yeah, the paper towels thing is quite weird... I don't think your wife's request is that bad though, Eric... If she had had the nurse clean the TV and the AC with alcohol, that's a different story! :)

From Camille on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 11:36:02 from 71.223.66.14

I have a girl friend that is like that with any public bathroom. It's a huge order from the moment she enters the bathroom until the moment she leaves.

Do you get to call your girls on Easter?

From Kelli on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 14:04:38 from 71.219.84.191

She needs to get herself a Yoga mat!

From kungfublonde on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 14:12:16 from 64.203.113.50

Haven't heard from you in a few days, not sure if my emails are getting lost again. Glad to see you are still alive and crunching :)

From Kelli on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 14:17:14 from 71.219.84.191

Alive and crunching, that is funny!

From Teena on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 23:04:22 from 67.177.20.13

What in the world???

So ... the important question: How are your abs??

From Burt on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 23:06:19 from 98.167.151.26

Homer Simpson lines the floor with newspaper for his dog. Then he lines the newspaper with more newspaper once it's been used to saturation. :)

From Lucia on Sat, Apr 11, 2009 at 23:51:07 from 98.204.55.168

LOL! I remember that episode... disgusting!

From montelepsy on Sun, Apr 12, 2009 at 07:30:35 from 155.85.58.253

Eric,

I can understand your wife about the remotes. Next time I'm in the hospital I'll have the nurse do the same for me.

I agree, Lucia.

Camille,

Thanks for reminding me. I just forgot my nephew's birthday, like a slimeball.

Kelli,

I suspect she'll line the yoga mat as well.

Hon,

We've been getting some weather here, so it interferes with sending and receiving. That is if you consider little pieces of flying dirt weather.

Teena,

The abs are bulletproof. I only wear body armor as a formality.

Burt,

Rachel and I had a roommate with Homer's sense of cleanliness. She made the house a pig sty. Literally.

From Teena on Sun, Apr 12, 2009 at 14:40:27 from 67.177.20.13

Mike ... can I just say that you make me laugh like no other!!

Happy Easter to you and your sweet Rachel!! (and your gorgeous girls as well)

From montelepsy on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 01:30:01 from 155.85.58.253

Correction, Miss Teena. Rachel is gorgeous as well as sweet and the girls are sweet as well as gorgeous. Happy belated Easter to you and your sweet gorgeous family.

From Teena on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 09:29:28 from 67.177.20.13

Amen!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.110.000.000.003.11

Got in trouble for wearing flip flops today.  I know you're not supposed to wear them to work, but walking 50m on the sidewalk from my room to the patio shouldn't cause anyone to freak out. 

9:20 pace.

1700, 91 F, 10% hum, dusty; 17 mph winds

kbwv +c +bs+3j+1pl+3Lwv 5,5,4, st hld; 45 min

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 3.11
Comments
From Eric Day on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 09:52:47 from 189.169.185.254

I don't mind. You can even run in them if you want!

From Burt on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 12:12:14 from 68.76.197.194

Some dude wore sandals to run the half marathon last week. I don't know how he did, but I thought it was pretty crazy.

From Bonnie on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 14:07:24 from 128.196.228.134

SO, are you supposed to wear your boots everywhere or just not flip-flops?

From jefferey on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 15:41:07 from 71.35.170.62

Monte- I need all the laughs I can get...you need to remember what was so funny- When is the 5k run/race?

From sam on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 18:06:08 from 90.201.147.191

bizarre! ....... keep smilin :-)

From kungfublonde on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 18:07:26 from 64.203.113.50

But be careful smiling out there- you get desert bugs in your pearly whites!

From sam on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 18:09:33 from 90.201.147.191

thats funny lol

From Burt on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 18:42:10 from 68.76.197.194

Bugs and sand it sounds like.

From kelsey on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 19:47:46 from 98.230.3.218

Oh man. no flip flops!!! I'd die!

From kelsey on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 19:48:24 from 98.230.3.218

P.S. 91 degrees? Eww. Although I guess the low humidity helped. I am dreading summertime here.

From Camille on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 00:24:10 from 71.223.66.14

Sorry about the flip flops... LOL People here seem to live in them. Every year the new always shows some ignorant person from the valley at the ski resorts that is in flip flops and shorts that doesn't understand why they are so cold. Dang Arizonans for ya. :o)

From jefferey on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 00:36:04 from 67.171.56.220

Monte,

You probably can't believe this but...it snowed again today...April 13th in Seattle. What are you guys doing over there to affect climate change??? I'm blaming this on Al Gore!

From Kelli on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 12:35:15 from 71.219.84.191

I run dang fast in flip flops! I would think they would want you to wear them, they would be cheaper than boots!

From fly on the wall on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 15:25:25 from 168.179.215.242

What? Didn't the Flamingo Pink flip flops match your outfit? Would your 6-inch Heels, Wooden Clogs, or Duct Taped Moon Boots have been acceptable?

91 F is starting to get warm.

I've backpacked in west Africa wearing flip fops (Rainbow's) and didn't even get any parasites. Probably just dumb luck though.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 16:03:40 from 64.203.113.50

Dumb luck is Mike's specialty. That's why he has so many funny stories. In fact, he's the dumb-luckiest guy I know!

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 01:29:56 from 155.85.58.253

Rainbow-colored or Rainbow brand? Either way I dig your taste, Mark.

Honey, my luck is due to skill.

Kelli, you must be Filipino.

Jefferey, I did comment on something, then our network went down. I truly forgot what I meant to post, however I was joking about leaving something funny. And my test was postponed.

Bonnie, Kelsey, I survive with my Crocs. I have the fancy lace-up kind. The kind I can't wear at home without risking death by embarrassment. Not my death, but my wife's and daughters'. They wouldn't want to be seen with me.

Camille, I wish I could look down at ignorant people like you, but I showed up the week after Thanksgiving in Boulder CO dressed in shorts and flip flops and I my feet nearly fell off in the hotel parking lot after trudging through all the snow.

Ta Eric, Burt and Sam.

From Camille on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 09:46:58 from 75.171.21.123

LOL. Well... then I take it back. LOL. It cracks me up though because it seems to be on the news annually. LOL. Now, I think we have all miss-dressed for the occasion before. One summer I flew to Kansas for my cousins graduation. It was 105 degrees (at 7:00 am) in arizona when I left, so I was in shorts and a tee shirt. When I got to Kansas (around noon) it was 37 degrees, windy, rainy, and freakin' cold. yeah... Not cool! or maybe you should say, too cold. I froze my butt off getting to the car.

they make lace up crocs?

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 13:53:53 from 155.85.58.253

Yes Miss Camille. They are the low point of fashion, but they keep your feet cool and they're so friggin' comfortable. Rachel's probably happy I'm wearing my BCSs (birth control shoes) over here.

From Bonnie on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:08:12 from 128.196.228.134

BCSs ... that is tooooooo funny!

Did you know they banned Crocs somewhere in either the Netherlands or Denmark because the were "too ugly". Maybe an urban legend, but I think I actually read the article!

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:22:21 from 155.85.58.253

Bonnie,

I couldn't find any articles on a country-wide ban, but I thought this was funny.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/150240/page/2

From Kelli on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:30:28 from 71.219.84.191

You guys know that Sasha's kids run in those things, right??? My kids LOVE them, I, on the other hand, have never worn them. Too dorky for me. I would rather just be barefoot all of the time.

From Kelli on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:31:54 from 71.219.84.191

Oh, and I am 1/8th Spanish, not Filipino, sorry!

I also go barefoot in the snow to get the mail and the newspaper. My feet are made of steel (so why the blisters???)

From Kelli on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:33:58 from 71.219.84.191

I am back for one last comment since I read the article---I do not think it has anything to do with the fact that people are not wearing them anymore. I think it has everything to do with the fact that you can buy knock off crocs at Payless and Wal Mart and Target and just about everywhere. Even Skechers has knock offs.

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:37:34 from 155.85.58.253

I'm an 1/8 Spanish too! Your other 7/8 must have some Eskimo or something. Barefoot in the snow is ludicrous!

From Kelli on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:41:55 from 71.219.84.191

It is not that far to the mailbox. Let me see, I am a little German, a little Swedish, a little English, and a little Polish on top of my little Spanish. Maybe it is the Polish part of me?

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:43:52 from 155.85.58.253

Polish is the only word in the English language that is pronounced differently based on whether it's capitalized or not.

From Kelli on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:49:11 from 71.219.84.191

It is?

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 14:58:12 from 64.235.121.163

I read it somewhere. I challenge you to find another :)

From Bonnie on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 15:01:59 from 128.196.228.134

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocs

Check out the "Fashion, media and stock price" section ... some very funny links.

From fly on the wall on Thu, Apr 16, 2009 at 18:04:05 from 168.179.215.242

In the Guinness Mount Cameroon race most of the locals run in those brightly colored "jelly" sandals. Or at least they used to. Maybe they've switched to fake crocs? Either way, OUCH!

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 15:04:46 from 64.235.121.163

Bonnie, it's funny how people can get so riled up over shoes.

Jellies? Mount Cameroon must be well within the borders of Uglysissyland.

From fly on the wall on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 16:48:27 from 166.70.192.189

"Jellies? Mount Cameroon must be well within the borders of Uglysissyland." Perhaps but if you are going to call one of those runners a sissy, you'd better do it right after they finish the race which goes pretty much straight up and down a 13,000 foot volcano.

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 17:22:52 from 64.235.121.163

Running up a volcano? And I thought wearing jellies was a poor judgement call...

From smally on Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 13:07:17 from 74.210.42.92

Hey,

I see you ran the airforce marathon, what did you think? Just finished my first Boston and I am thinking about this sept. marathon. Have you qualified for Boston yet? Good luck if you are running a spring marathon it is worth all the hard work.

Todd

From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 18:09:37 from 64.203.113.50

I think it's funny that the guy in pink running shoes is calling anyone a sissy. Irony is my favorite.

From montelepsy on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 02:56:49 from 155.85.58.253

Todd,

Congrats on qualifying and finishing Boston. You're a stud!

The Air Force Marathon is the only one I've ever run, so I don't have other ones to compare it to. More experienced folks said that it was very well organized.

There was an aid station every mile and each one tried to outdo the other as far as funny signs and themes. One that stood out was a bunch of pirates. The spaces between the stations were very peaceful since most of the run is on base so there's not a lot of spectators. There was a small stretch off-base in a small town with a lot of locals coming out and cheering.

They have flyovers during the marathon and notable guest speakers at the pasta dinner before. I don't remember who spoke when I was there, but other people were impressed.

I remember steep and terrible hills, but my training runs were all pretty flat, so any slight elevation was noticable to me.

I haven't qualified for Boston yet. It may be a while since I've only run the required pace for about 6 miles so far. Only 20.2 to go.

Anyway, I plan on running it again this Sep, but that's subject to change depending on my work situation.

Hope that helps.

Hon,

That explains why you're such a fan of Alanis. (pause) Not!

From smally on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 14:31:19 from 209.195.69.134

Thanks for the details.

After Boston, I think any marathon will seem flat too me.

Great photo with the airplane in the back. If you have any questions ever please don't hesitate. My first marathon was 4:32 less than 4 years ago, you will run BOSTON, believe me.

Take care,

Todd

From fly on the wall on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 18:19:20 from 168.179.215.242

What Todd said.... My first marathon was 4:06:58 less than 5 years ago. I've since taken more than 2 mins/mile off my marathon pace.

From Kelli on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 18:22:55 from 71.219.98.70

So there is hope for us slow pokes! Slow pokes across the blog UNITE! And run for fun, not money. (Sorry, I could not resist.)

Now, in all seriousness, I have been told that if I would only try (meaning actually train and eat like a runner instead of a 200 pound lumberjack) I have the potential of getting close to 3 hours. That gives me hope Fly and Smally.

From fly on the wall on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 18:28:53 from 168.179.215.242

Monte, At sub 4 hrs, your first marathon was faster than either of ours!

From Kelli on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 18:32:51 from 71.219.98.70

Oh, and sorry for hogging your blog to talk about myself, Mike (how rude of me). I KNOW you can and will have a fast marathon. I was thinking that, I just forgot to type it. But what do you care, you are in bed asleep at this time of day.

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 13:39:46 from 217.68.199.130

Thanks for the encouragement Todd and Mark.

Kelli,

It's okay. I know you all you Athena's are self-centered :)

From Kelli on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 13:55:29 from 71.219.98.70

Indeed, we are. But, I have 2 pounds to go and I am OUT of the group. Dang, I better go eat some more junk to maintain my status.

From fly on the wall on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 19:42:18 from 166.70.192.189

It's because Athena was the favorite child of Zeus.

From Kelli on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 19:45:29 from 71.219.75.72

Chowing on Pizza right now to make sure I remain the favorite child. Add that to the Eggo waffles for breakfast and Boston Baked Beans for lunch and I think you will see...I ain't going anywhere fast.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Made pancakes for lunch and went to bed early.

Comments
From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:18:37 from 64.203.113.50

You neglected to mention that you made pancakes for all the women you work with, at their request. Pancake seduction!

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:28:43 from 155.85.58.253

My pancakes bring all the girls to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. Dang right, their better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:30:57 from 64.203.113.50

Baby, I taught YOU!

From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:31:37 from 64.203.113.50

p.s. totally going to make a milkshake now.

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:35:05 from 155.85.58.253

Don't be bringing any boys to the yard!

From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:37:37 from 64.203.113.50

Don't worry, door is locked. And it's not like I'd be making them PANCAKES or anything!

;)

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:44:05 from 155.85.58.253

The door's locked and the yard's guarded by a weiner, a pug and a bunny. My fears are put to rest.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:45:23 from 64.203.113.50

don't forget the cats!

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:46:37 from 155.85.58.253

And Shazam's guarding the linen closet while Oliver's patroling the roof.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:50:22 from 64.203.113.50

If any birds try to attack, Oliver will be all over it. Oh- get it? Ol'iver it??

And Shazam will hack up a defensive hairball on demand. So I feel pretty safe.

If all else fails, my corny jokes will keep bad guys at bay.

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:54:30 from 155.85.58.253

And with your luck, attract a bunch of corny guys.

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:56:27 from 155.85.58.253

I must run to a meeting. Get your homework done or get some sleep, my dear. I love you.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:56:38 from 64.203.113.50

Nice.

p.s. your smart-alec comments are NOT appreciated on my"real" blog. When you get home, I am totally going to roll my eyes at you for that last one.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 02:58:11 from 64.203.113.50

okie doke. Goonight. :)

XOXO

From Eric Day on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 09:38:16 from 189.169.185.254

So romantic ....

;)

From Lucia on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 09:56:33 from 74.9.147.114

Awwww so cute!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.000.006.010.008.01

The dust cleared for my run, like it was meant to be.

Tempo 6 mi @ 7:25, 22:38 and 21:54 (negative split due to the tailwind coming back)

1949, 73 F, clear, 11% humidity, 7 mph wind

bp 60, mp 21, r 21, c 17, t 21

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 8.01
Comments
From Eric Day on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 09:39:07 from 189.169.185.254

8 miles? you're the man!

Good run! great pace!

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 13:57:59 from 155.85.58.253

I yam what I yam.

From jefferey on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 17:57:09 from 70.56.85.163

Dude! Sweet Run! Is 1949 the year of the runner in Iraq or something like that. I'm going to try and keep up but am not so sure it will happen.

From montelepsy on Sat, Apr 18, 2009 at 13:07:35 from 155.85.58.253

Jefferey,

I think you should sets your sights higher than me for someone to keep up with :)

1949 is 7:49pm, since this was going to be a hard workout for me I waited a while after sunset for it to cool down some.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.050.000.000.003.05

10:04 pace.  The wind kept blowing my headphones off.  Headphones, like flip flops, are something else we're not supposed to wear.

1840, 81 F, 15% humidity, dusty, 23 mph winds

db 50, 2 st hlds, nv 3L 8,6,4

 

 

6-inch Heels Miles: 3.05
Comments
From Burt on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 13:50:55 from 68.76.197.194

6-inch heels!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!! Okay Clinger, are you trying to get sent home?

From montelepsy on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 13:56:06 from 155.85.58.253

My Nike's don't go with my running skirt.

From kelsey on Thu, Apr 16, 2009 at 21:37:21 from 98.230.3.218

I just noticed your show types too :) Is that new?

A girl I run with runs in watershoes (or watersocks depending on where you are from) from Walmart. She has done up to 12 miles in them.

From kelsey on Thu, Apr 16, 2009 at 21:37:51 from 98.230.3.218

*shoe types

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 15:12:33 from 64.235.121.163

Kelsey, I think you've just been too busy with your studies to notice my shoes. I can't imagine what types of courses you must be taking. What are your oral exams like? Is there a panel that asks you what name comes after Paloma?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Got dressed up to go out but my trip was cancelled due to weather. Suited me fine. Missing the trip that is, not the weather conditions.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
11.030.000.000.0011.03

10:07 pace.  Despite the conditions, I saw a lot of people out running.  I felt like a dork though, because I'm the only one who had a neck gator.  Maybe they're thinking, "Chicks dig scars."  They really should consider that chicks can't see lung scarring.

0621; 72 F; 31% humidity; 17 mph winds; dusty and cloudy (my favorite)

weekly assessment; we'll call early Feb last week

pullups +3

situps +1 (Slowed way down after a minute)

pushups no change (quit with 29 secs to go)

1kb nv -c - j -l; fell off the balance ball.... again.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 11.03
Comments
From Lucia on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 10:21:07 from 74.9.147.114

What's this all about, why would you have lung scarring?

From Metcalf Running on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 13:17:37 from 207.225.192.66

Darn balance balls, you really got to watch out for them. There quite tricky :)

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 15:15:12 from 64.235.121.163

Lucia, I'm paranoid about breathing in all the dust that's been in the air of late.

Lori, my kung fu was weak today and the ball won.

From Lucia on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 15:35:45 from 74.9.147.114

Ohhhh man don't do that to a foreigner! It's almost worse than when a girl friend of mine said to me with a big smile "I got a rock on my finger" - I was horrified, the poor girl got a rock stuck in her finger that sounds painful!!! :)

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 15:40:51 from 64.235.121.163

You're no longer a foreigner Miss Lucia. You've been a citizen for a while now :)

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 15:45:35 from 64.235.121.163

In fact, you should probably change your name to argentine-americanrocket.

From RivertonPaul on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 18:03:08 from 67.42.27.114

If I try real hard, I can sit on the balance ball without falling off. :)

From Teena on Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 18:06:28 from 67.177.20.13

I need to get a balance ball ... wait a second. Is that just one of those big balls? I have one of those. What am I suppose to do with it?? :)

(Seriously, what am I suppose to do with it?)

From montelepsy on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 03:35:17 from 155.85.58.253

Paul,

That's how I fell off time before last.

Teena,

As far as stability ball exercises go, they're so many of them. People have shown me some things, and I've looked up stuff online. The gnarliest thing I've seen is a guy doing squats with a barbell while standing on one.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Googled a random Stability ball workout.  Good ab workout, due to all the laughing.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.660.000.000.004.66

Around an 11 minute pace.  Stopped to walk when my ankle felt weird.

6-inch Heels Miles: 4.66
Comments
From jefferey on Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 16:55:42 from 71.35.170.124

That's the problem with running in heels :-) Tweaking of the ankles...

From montelepsy on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 03:32:48 from 155.85.58.253

I am truly a fashion victim.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

No race in sight, but still carbo loaded

15bw (20push, 25sit, 8pull) 27:47

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.005.0010.00

5x1600 w/ 800 jogs

6:57, 6:38, 6:47, 6:43, 6:54 alternating with and against the wind

1940; 72 F; 20% humidity; hazy; 5mph winds

Stability ball, less laughing more groaning

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.00
Comments
From Metcalf Running on Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 15:24:57 from 207.225.192.66

Wow speedy... you have some impressive splits.

From Burt on Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 16:14:38 from 68.76.197.194

Whoah, you're fast.

From jefferey on Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 16:57:06 from 71.35.170.124

That's why you are my hero. I'm trying to get my 1600's at 7 minute pace and you are killing them against the mid-east wind storm!

From Eric Day on Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 17:16:48 from 200.52.199.152

Impresive speed !

From RivertonPaul on Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 17:26:57 from 67.42.27.114

Nice.

From Kelli on Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 19:00:37 from 71.219.75.228

WHOA boy. Slow down.

From montelepsy on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 03:32:02 from 155.85.58.253

Thanks for the encouragement folks!

From fly on the wall on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:41:17 from 168.179.215.242

Nice mile repeats in a longer run!

Speaking of stable balls - http://inventionatplay.org/playhouse_tinker.html

From montelepsy on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 12:01:55 from 64.235.121.163

Neat fun, Fly!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.110.000.000.003.11

9:30-something pace

ran with a friend then ran into a friend

1800; 92 F; 7% humidity; 12 mph winds; clear

One of the folks here got the P90x system in the mail and we tried the Ab Ripper video.  16 minutes and 3 seconds of wanting to quit. 

 

 

6-inch Heels Miles: 3.11
Comments
From Teena on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 12:13:41 from 67.177.20.13

Mike,

Expand on the "ran into friend" comment!!

Btw, my hubby said he was going to order P90X this week. Not sure if he did or not. So, your 16 minutes and 3 seconds opinion: worth the money?

From montelepsy on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 12:23:02 from 64.235.121.163

Teena,

There's a stretch of road here parallel to the flightline that doesn't get much traffic and it's about a mile long. A lot of folks run there. I usually run by myself, but yesterday I ran with Dwain, an ex-Marine, and we encountered Jim on the one mile stretch. I keep calling Jim, Jeff. I'm a lousy friend.

I've only experienced the ab portion and I don't know how much it costs, but I really liked it. I'm still sore from yesterday. All of my abs are sore, upper and lower. I look forward to doing more of the workouts. In fact, I can't wait to try more of the workouts.

From Teena on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 12:26:44 from 67.177.20.13

Okay, here's the funny stuff ... since it was your post I thought when you wrote "ran into a friend" that you literally "ran into a friend." Like a total full on collision!! I was expecting some funny story! Funny -- I would not have thought of that with any other person's posts ... just yours!!

I'll tell Ry you liked the workout. That's a good sign!

From Kelli on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 17:03:08 from 71.219.98.70

It is VERY EXPENSIVE!!!! But, my sister in law loves it. She does the AbRipperX, is that the one you did? She has abs of steel, as do you. i have abs of jelly and think I will just keep it that way!

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 14:05:44 from 217.68.199.130

Teena, running into anyone is a concern of mine. At night the roads aren't well lit and it's hard to see people. Especially since people don't follow running protocol. They just run on whatever side of the street they want. It's just a matter of time before I do run into someone. For reals.

Kelli,

Jelly abs don't run as fast as you. Ab Ripper is what I did. I didn't notice if it had an x at the end. Have you tried your sister in laws dvd? It's insane.

From Kelli on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 14:14:29 from 71.219.98.70

My SIL lives in New Orleans so I have not. I put the P90X series on hold at the library. They have 2 copies and like 300 holds. So I might get to see it next year sometime.

From montelepsy on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 14:18:46 from 217.68.199.130

I wonder if it's on youtube yet. My abs are still aching...

From Kelli on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 14:19:58 from 71.219.98.70

AH, I did not think to check there!!!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Piled on the carbs and went to bed early.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
12.200.000.000.0012.20

10:30-something pace.

0330; 75 F; 20% humidity; 11 mph winds; clear

Interviewed for a stateside job today with the Forestry service.  The interview was at 2:15 am my time and was over by 3.  I'll find out if they want to go forward in 2-4 weeks. 

I couldn't sleep afterward, so I finished packing for my trip to Basrah and went for a run.

I was hoping to see the sunrise, but there was too much haze on the horizon.  I really like running at that temperature, but I'm probably not going to get up early again.  Unless I get a second interview.

Weekly assessment compared to last week

Pullups:  up 3 (3 less than PR)

Situps: up 8 (7 away from my goal, 9 away from my PR) 

Pushups: up 15 (quit with 9 seconds left, 20 less than PR)

1 db55/40/50 -c - j - l

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 12.20
Comments
From RivertonPaul on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 15:09:23 from 67.42.27.114

I know now why you are so strong, its from hauling around all those 100s.

From Metcalf Running on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 15:34:35 from 207.225.192.66

Nice miles! Especially considering the time you were running them! Sounds like the job interview went well. I hope you get it!

From Burt on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 16:03:19 from 68.76.197.194

Yeah, good luck on that job. Not to be a pessimist but I hear it's hard to land a job for the Forestry Service. At least you have your uncle that can teach you about the consistency of squirrel droppings.

From Bonnie on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 16:08:16 from 71.210.125.219

Great job on keeping up the mileage (and the speed work) this week, you rock. I will keep my fingers and toes crossed on the job interview!

From Kelli on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 20:13:37 from 71.219.75.72

We would welcome you back!!!

From Marion on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 23:40:17 from 71.213.115.249

I hate 3AM. it is one of the only quite times in my house, though :)

Great run. Good luck with the job.

From montelepsy on Sat, Apr 25, 2009 at 12:18:15 from 217.68.199.130

Thanks for the well wishing folks!

Right now the Forestry service has money to burn. The stimulus package granted them $1.5 billion and they need folks like me to spend it. It's only a temporary position, but if I get it I'll stay out of trouble for 13 months or so. It's my step father in law that breaks apart poop for fun, Burt. I'm just glad he does it with a stick.

From jefferey on Sat, Apr 25, 2009 at 14:04:17 from 67.171.56.220

Where is the forestry job?

From kelsey on Sat, Apr 25, 2009 at 15:03:21 from 128.186.154.139

2-4 weeks? Ugh, I hate waiting for stuff like that.

I can teach you about bunny and turtle droppings if need be. I see plenty.

I've recently started doing pull ups. Every time I pass the ROTC building on campus I put my stuff down and do a couple on their pull-up bar. Literally, a couple, because I can only do 2 as of right now. Then I am sore for three days. Some days I can't do it because Jason made me promise I wouldn't on days I am wearing a skirt. People stare at the random girl doing pull ups on campus enough as it is.

From Burt on Sat, Apr 25, 2009 at 15:32:34 from 98.167.151.26

Do they offer you a dollar if you do a pull up? If they do, don't accept.

From Teena on Sun, Apr 26, 2009 at 00:36:13 from 67.177.20.13

Hey Mike.

I'm sure you nailed the interview!!

Nice miles.

From montelepsy on Sun, Apr 26, 2009 at 11:56:34 from 217.68.199.130

Jefferey, it's in Vallejo, CA. Close to where my parents live and close to where I graduated high school.

Impressive with the pullups, Kelsey. Jason is a party pooper!

Burt, times are hard and dollars are scarce.

Thanks Teena, I think I did too. They would be foolish to hire anyone else. Foolish!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Honestly considered working out, but focused on resting.

Comments
From Lucia on Sun, Apr 26, 2009 at 12:35:07 from 98.204.55.168

And well-deserved rest, after those 12 big ones yesterday, and at that time of day... don't beat yourself up! It's the tought that counts, ha!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.520.000.000.003.52

9:56 pace.

0700; 81 F; 34% humidity; calm winds; clear

Ran around the base in Basrah.  It smelled like garbage.  Hot garbage.

8w/v(pull10,sit25,push20)

While in the gym, a man came in and hogged up most of the situp area using one of those as-seen-on-TV ab gadgets.  When I had to do situps, I had to squeeze in next to him.  Apparently the garbage smell was him.  Sorry about blaming you Basrah.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 3.52
Comments
From Lucia on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 09:19:06 from 74.9.147.114

Hahahaha! Too funny!

So how did his abs look like, you think the ab gadget was working?

From smally on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 10:34:33 from 209.195.69.134

Your too funny.

Not as fast with the computer as I am with the feet, lucky I was able to insert a picture at all.

Run well

From Eric Day on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 10:44:34 from 189.192.171.112

Good one. You should donate a piece of soap to Basrah, no sorry, no the abs guy.

From montelepsy on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:07:17 from 217.68.199.130

He was wearing a loose jacket, Lucia, but his face was round. Round and smelly.

I'd trade my upright picture posting skills for some of your speed anytime, Todd.

El Loco, Basrah is a malodorous cesspool of stink. No amount of soap would help. Same with Mr Abs.

From Burt on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:13:39 from 68.76.197.194

Could you say it is a festering wasteland? ...the bog of Eternal Stench??

From montelepsy on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:15:47 from 217.68.199.130

Yes, it is also a funky, crap-poop, wonderland.

From kungfublonde on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:16:19 from 64.203.113.50

Here you are :)

Email not working again? Go check it- I sent you a link to a video of me and the girls rocking out!

From Lucia on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:17:42 from 74.9.147.114

I want to see that video too!!!

From kungfublonde on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:18:41 from 64.203.113.50

ha- ok let me see if I can post it on my blog here...

From montelepsy on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:22:38 from 217.68.199.130

I got off work at 6 and I hadn't seen an email up to then. Can you send it to my aol?

From kungfublonde on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:30:49 from 64.203.113.50

yes, I sent it to that account because it's the only email I know by heart. And I posted it here, too...

From montelepsy on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:32:15 from 217.68.199.130

Thank you, you must be maritorious.

From kungfublonde on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:36:13 from 64.203.113.50

for sending you the link, or because I posted it on your running blog?

Either way, you're right.

From montelepsy on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:37:54 from 217.68.199.130

For the combo. You know how I love the combo.

From kungfublonde on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 15:34:07 from 64.203.113.50

Ok, try the link on the running blog now. It should be all good to go. :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.010.000.000.003.01

10:51 pace. 

8:40pm; 88 F; 8% humidity; 8 mph winds

A bunch of eights, except for the pace.

Tried and did not like the p90x system's kempo workout.  Too repetitious.  Too much punching and kicking air.  Worked up a good sweat though. I'd rather do something else like pushups, pullups and situps.  Which are also repetitious, but they aren't annoying like the guy doing jumping jacks saying, "We're really jacking now!"  I suppose I didn't mind doing stuff over and over, I just thought the instructor was a dork.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 3.01
Comments
From jefferey on Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 16:35:58 from 71.32.81.158

Not sure how I would fare in the heat like you are. sounds pretty tough when you're running in the evening and it's still 88. OUCH! Glad it's you and not me. We haven't had any snow for a couple weeks now. Weird :)

From Burt on Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 16:53:42 from 68.76.197.194

Do you have to run in full gear sometimes? I don't know what full gear is really. Combat boots I guess.

From Bonnie on Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 17:06:24 from 128.196.228.134

"We're really jacking now" would annoy me too. Though I LOVED kickboxing when I was an aerobics geek (before I was a running geek). I always saw myself as "tough" -- although I have to say if I had come across a robber or something I would have had to say, "ok, hold on a minute ... 1 2 3 jab 1 2 3 hook 1 2 3 sidekick now yeah yeah yeah".

From Burt on Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 17:43:40 from 68.76.197.194

That would definitely scare him away, Bonnie.

From Bonnie on Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 17:46:17 from 128.196.228.134

ha ha ha ha -- and you don't even know how scarey I look in the morning with my hair all spikey on one side and mad that I got up so early ;-).

From kungfublonde on Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 20:06:29 from 64.203.113.50

I just have the slightest hunch that with your black belt, this punching and kicking air business wouldn't be much of a challenge.

"We're really jacking now"?? That's awful. Now I have to do jumping jacks at the gym with the girls next time we go and say that really loud when one of the cute guys walks by. It's like my duty as a mom.

From Bonnie on Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 20:56:24 from 128.196.228.134

ha ha ha Rachel, that is pretty funny, it is indeed your duty.

From sam on Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 06:42:02 from 78.32.130.9

kungfu that is so funny, I just started laughing and I am sat in a quiet office, OOOps. but we over here in uk, saying jacking something else, (Rude) so its even funnier for me! LOL

Monte, good on you for sticking out the session, I dont do classes, have done now and again, but they seem to annoy me, I used to do video workouts I loved them, when I 1st had my boy, he'd sit and watch me, laughing, but it was fun...

From Burt on Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 12:29:12 from 68.76.197.194

That word continues to evolve in all parts of the world.

From Kelli on Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 15:12:42 from 71.219.102.162

WOW, it is hot there!

I can not stand doing DVD's more than once, especially if they tell me I am really jacked up!

From huans32 on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 08:46:06 from 138.64.2.76

LOL yeah I was watching for a few secs the ad for it this morning getting ready to go to work. And though how annoying that would be to listen to them. They can be fun in a group setting but solo I dont think I would enjoy it much.

From montelepsy on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 15:45:57 from 64.235.121.163

Not very tough Jefferey, just acclimated.

I can only manage waddling with my gear on, Burt.

Haha, She-Hulk.

Hon, Your duty stinks! That has always made you laugh...

Sam, I didn't stick it out due to toughness. I stuck to it because I'm obsessive compulsive.

Mark, luckily I was with a group and we had fun making fun of him.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.550.000.001.505.05

3x800

3:06 (faded after 400 and remained washed out), 3:14, 3:16 

2100; 80F; 34% humidity; 3.7 mph winds; hazy

 

6-inch Heels Miles: 5.05
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

p90x upper body - I liked this, despite the instructor calling bent over rows "heavy pants". 

Went into ab ripper right after.  Did better this time.

Then participated in a chess tournament with different rules.  1 move, 3 pushups.

3 games and 270 pushups later -  I took second place.  Out of two people.  He got a tee shirt.  I got arms of jello. 

Comments
From Kelli on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 16:56:31 from 71.219.69.60

Bummer you did not get the t-shirt. I love what you guys think of to do in your spare time. 270 push ups is not my idea of a fun game!

Was that a nick name for bent over rows or was he dumb? I still want to try the ab program.

From Burt on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 17:30:30 from 68.76.197.194

There's always room for jello.

From Eric Day on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 20:09:48 from 189.192.231.237

What Jello flavor?

From sam on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 07:28:43 from 78.32.130.9

Yes I agree room for Jello, really I would have come last with that game, im ok at chess, just beat my 10yr old, hahah but press ups no way!

From huans32 on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 08:31:27 from 138.64.2.76

Right on. Gratz on doing so well in your tourny. Sounds like a great workout for the mind and body.

From RivertonPaul on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 13:10:48 from 67.42.27.114

Ha, second place, heavy pants. :)

From Teena on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 16:01:38 from 67.177.20.13

Okay ... Ry didn't end up buying the P90x stuff ... but he should, right? Would he like it? Maybe I will order it for him. I don't want it to come across wrong though ... I only want to order it because I think he will like it!! Hmmm ... what to do??

Arms of Jello??? YEAH RIGHT!!! Your self-depracating remarks are hilarious, but so untrue!!!

From montelepsy on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 16:27:17 from 155.85.58.253

Kelli, I don't know why they call things what they do. Heavy pants baffles me. Do they mean trousers that weigh a ton or ragged breathing? Who knows?

Sage words, Burt.

Beefcake flavor, Eric.

You didn't let your child win, Sam? You are competitive!

Mark, it certainly frazzled both.

What is the legal definition of heavy pants, Paul? Can I sue for dorkiness?

Teena, there are 12 discs and I've tried 5 of them so far. The ab workout is only 16 minutes long but it's brutal. I liked the plys, yoga and chest/back workouts too. The only one I haven't liked so far is the kickboxing video, because I thought it was boring. There's a lot of variety in the individual workouts. And the kickboxing was a good workout despite being dull.

From RivertonPaul on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 16:35:33 from 67.42.27.114

So now I'm really curious on the Px90 stuff. Do you follow the diet and supplements? Are the workouts worth doing on there own?

From montelepsy on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 16:49:16 from 155.85.58.253

I don't do the diet stuff nor take supplements, unless carrot cake is considered a supplement. Then I take a lot of supplements.

The workouts are really intense. Nothing revolutionary, but they're good workouts. And the instructor is fun to make fun of.

From RivertonPaul on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 16:53:58 from 67.42.27.114

mmmmmm, carrot cake.

Well, other than my 2 classes, about all I do is pushups, which I can hit 100+, but I need to do more core and pullups and all that other good stuff.

And I've not been playing chess either, dang, I've really been slacking.

From montelepsy on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 16:59:39 from 155.85.58.253

100+ is fantastic! Have you incorporated reverse pushups into your routine? If not try a couple and see how you like them. Stand with your back to a corner, lean back into it, stick your elbows out shoulder height then use your back to press yourself out of the corner.

From RivertonPaul on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 17:07:51 from 67.42.27.114

Thanks, I will have to try some of those -- I've never done them.

From sam on Sat, May 02, 2009 at 11:34:29 from 90.210.160.129

What can I say I dont like to lose, but Dylans beat me before at chess, I let him of course :-0

Yes I have a bad competitive streak

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

p90x yoga then plyometrics.  I cheated on both.  Bigtime with the yoga.  Mediumtime with the plys.

Comments
From huans32 on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 16:38:18 from 138.64.2.76

LOL cheating in yoga? I dont know yoga enough how to cheat in it. Just make sure you dont get yourself hurt doing it.

From montelepsy on Fri, May 01, 2009 at 16:46:20 from 155.85.58.253

There's so many poses and moves I'm not able to do at this time. Imagine doing a lunge then lean your shoulder into the forward knee snake your forward arm under your forward thigh around your back to meet your other hand which is going behind the other way on your back. Now clasp your hands togehter. I don't know what it's called. Besides pain and humiliation. I'm not even close.

From sam on Sat, May 02, 2009 at 11:46:54 from 90.210.160.129

Hey, you lost me after the 1st sentance LOL

From Eric Day on Sat, May 02, 2009 at 14:35:15 from 189.192.78.51

That is the point, one gets lost

From Teena on Sat, May 02, 2009 at 22:51:04 from 67.177.20.13

Is it really considered cheating if you tell people you are cheating??? Hmmm ...

From montelepsy on Mon, May 04, 2009 at 08:16:04 from 155.85.58.253

Sam, the only thing you need to take away from this entry is that I suck at yoga. And plyometrics.

Yes Eric, I meant to do that :)

I guess I'm not good a cheating either, Teena.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

p90x abs. Minor cheating. Major discomfort.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.510.000.003.006.51

Time trial.  7:00 pace.  My goal for this run was 3 in under 21.  My I-hope-I-can-get-away-with-it goal was under 20.  I was an overachiever and did it in 21:01.  I can't even blame the wind or weather as the night was calm and relatively cool.  But I can blame something.  When I think of it, I'll post it.

2120; 77 F; hazy; calm winds

p90x yoga.  I was able to freestyle.  All of the poses that were supposed to be static.  I made them dynamic.  Mostly by adding windmilling my arms and falling.

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.51
Comments
From Eric Day on Mon, May 04, 2009 at 09:24:15 from 189.169.220.15

Blame it on the moon, the star alignment; blame it on the swine flu, or on Fidel Castro. But you HAVE to blame it on something.

Anyways, super pace, congrats.

From RivertonPaul on Mon, May 04, 2009 at 11:09:57 from 67.42.27.114

Very well done!

From jefferey on Mon, May 04, 2009 at 11:27:04 from 67.171.56.220

that is some serious wheelage! nicely done son!

From Burt on Mon, May 04, 2009 at 14:26:21 from 68.76.197.194

You can be pretty fast when you want to.

From montelepsy on Tue, May 05, 2009 at 07:04:38 from 155.85.58.253

Thanks folks. I was definitely fishing for compliments.

From Burt on Tue, May 05, 2009 at 12:07:15 from 68.76.197.194

Oh. Mine wasn't a compliment. It was a slam for some of the slower times you post.

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p90x abs from memory, plus and minus a couple exercises.

12bw(push20,sit25,pull8)

Aseel didn't line the floor with napkins today.  I wonder why.  Maybe the ab workout pushed her to the point of not caring anymore.

Spin afterward = 1 step forward

Extra spaghetti and apple pie = 2 steps back

Comments
From Camille on Mon, May 04, 2009 at 20:54:24 from 71.223.71.118

Hmmm.... do you think she lines it because she gets all sweety and sticks to the floor... and maybe now she knows that she won't. Just a random thought I had today.

From montelepsy on Tue, May 05, 2009 at 07:10:36 from 155.85.58.253

I don't know. It just occured to me to ask her.

From huans32 on Tue, May 05, 2009 at 08:30:38 from 138.64.2.76

LOL I would be interested in knowing her response too.

From kungfublonde on Tue, May 05, 2009 at 10:47:23 from 64.203.113.50

Maybe she just thought it was dirty. Either she got over it, or she feels dumb doing it because you don't. Could be cultural too, but then I don't think she would have stopped.

From Eric Day on Tue, May 05, 2009 at 18:57:33 from 189.192.34.133

HEY! Apple pie does not count as step back! No way!

Apple pie is fundamental in any runners diet, most important food of the day, matter of fact, best thing in the world.

next time, please share the apple pie.

=)

From Kelli on Tue, May 05, 2009 at 21:35:31 from 71.219.98.88

Apple pie sounds divine!! Did you have ice cream on top? Oh, now I want some!

So, I just got a copy of p90x from a friend. I do not dare top watch it.

Maybe the paper towel supply is low?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.400.000.000.005.40

10:11 pace.

2145; 88 F; hazy; 7mph winds; 22% humidity.

Decided to take Todd's advice and do hills.  Since there aren't any hills here, I ran on the treadmill.  Or tried to.  I did my easy run first and then went to the treadmill to try something I read.  10 sec hill sprints, starting with 2 after an easy run.  Long story short.  Treadmill is broken.  We have more but I was too chicken to try again. 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.40
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.010.000.000.005.01

9:31 pace.

1945; 90F; 17% humidity; 10mph winds; hazy

Treadmill hill attempt two: successfull.

2x10s at 10% at 12

p90x abs

8v(push20,sit25,pull8) 24:30

Aseel stopped using paper towels because we started using mats.  Then I told her that the mats were as dirty as the floor.  I couldn't help it.  I'm a stinker.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.01
Comments
From Burt on Wed, May 06, 2009 at 14:32:10 from 68.76.197.194

Tell her the paper towels are made from recycled toilet paper.

From huans32 on Wed, May 06, 2009 at 14:41:52 from 138.64.2.76

LOL your messing with that poor lady. Great job on the hill workout.

From kungfublonde on Wed, May 06, 2009 at 15:26:33 from 64.203.113.50

I think they make the mats out of recycled shoe soles.

You aren't one to be teasing someone about being grossed out by floors...

From Metcalf Running on Wed, May 06, 2009 at 15:30:20 from 207.225.192.66

Good job on not breaking another treadmil!

From sam on Wed, May 06, 2009 at 17:28:35 from 90.195.99.31

I feel sorry for the women, but cant believe she used paper towels thats slightly odd to me, I just take my own workout towel to the gym!

Great treadmill workout there....

From Teena on Thu, May 07, 2009 at 17:47:08 from 67.177.20.13

Oh Mike!!! You crack me up.

Why doesn't the woman just carry around some sanitizer spray or something?

Have you heard anything yet about the new job?

From Kelli on Thu, May 07, 2009 at 22:19:11 from 71.219.98.88

You are a stinker!!!

Oh, and i do not need wash board abs for my laundry. In the United States we have this great invention called a washing machine! However, my husband likes to tell my daughter (as he flashes his gut) that she can do her laundry on his abs. She took a picture, it is what pops up when he calls her cell phone. He is LAME!

From Marion on Thu, May 07, 2009 at 22:32:24 from 71.219.54.64

What? Mats? Paper towels? Treadmills?? This all sounds like TOO much work for me.

From montelepsy on Fri, May 08, 2009 at 10:04:38 from 155.85.58.253

I'm not that cruel Burt.

Thanks Mark.

Hon, I have keep my clean time and gross time separate. Workout time is gross time.

Lori, the treadmill wasn't broken. It just blew a fuse, but I did show that fuse who's boss.

Sam, turns out she's not concerned about germs, she just doesn't want dust on her headscarf.

Teena, today makes it 2 weeks since the interview. They told me I'd hear back in 2-4 weeks. Any day now...

Scott's funny. I'm going to program that into my daughters' phones. Or at least I would if I wasn't a technophobe.

Marion, if I can do it, then you definitely can.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

I spent all day evaluating contractors’ proposals for their ability to do a project.

Some highlights:

- One had “saloon car” under their list of equipment.  We have no idea what they meant to say.

- Scoop of work

- Engineering Collage

- Letter of recommendation from Lt Colonel Sherrel Crow

- Address on a resume was simply “near railway”

- Resume which listed “internet – excellent” under their skills heading

I wonder what hiring managers say about my resume…

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
10.080.000.000.0010.08

Slept in and missed breakfast

p90x chest and back w/v

ab ripper x

10:02 pace

0937; 97 F; 10% humidity; overcast; 8 mph winds

I underestimated how much the heat would affect me and ran a minute/mile slower than planned.  I've run at night at the same temperature, but the sun seems make it worse.  Maybe it's just in my head.

yoga x

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.08
Comments
From Burt on Fri, May 08, 2009 at 14:55:20 from 68.76.197.194

Maybe it's because you missed breakfast. 10 miles on no breakfast is hard core.

From montelepsy on Fri, May 08, 2009 at 15:03:03 from 155.85.58.253

Missing breakfast was no big deal, especially since last night we went out for pizza and folks kept shoving their leftovers in front of me.

From Metcalf Running on Fri, May 08, 2009 at 16:38:32 from 207.225.192.66

Nice miles... All I can say is wow... that had to be hot!! I hope you at least had water with you since you didn't eat breakfast. I'm very impressed!

Loved the comments yesterday on the resume's.

From kungfublonde on Fri, May 08, 2009 at 16:56:12 from 64.203.113.50

Shoving them in front of you? This from the guy who asks, "Are you going to finish that?" to people who are still eating? :)

Maddy did the funniest impression of you saying that at Sunday dinner. Then when she was on thirds, she proudly claimed to be just like her dad.

Who was "we?" the pancake gang? I never heard back if that recipe email made it through? We should just stick to communicating on the blogs.

Don't forget your sister and Koemi's birthdays today, and my mom's tomorrow! I'm making my mom's birthday cake. She wants her usual butter cake with chocolate frosting. Derek asked me to make him a cake for Mom's birthday too- he wants that chocolate cake/ice cream monstrosity I made for Maddy last weekend. I don't know if you'd like it, but I KNOW you would love the chocolate whipped cream. I promised the girls I'd make it again when you come home. n case they weren't looking forward to that enough already :)

Hey, don't skip breakfast. It's not good for you. Maybe that's why you ended up with that crummy headache? Hydrate, eat your veggies, don't get sick.

I'm heading to the university farmer's market now. Hope you feel better soon. :)

p.s. please let me know when you can talk- I need some feedback on my rhetorical criticism final paper!

From Eric Day on Fri, May 08, 2009 at 18:57:43 from 189.192.70.223

Working on your tan today?

From jefferey on Sat, May 09, 2009 at 14:04:34 from 67.171.56.220

97 degrees will roast your jowls in a hurry. If that was the temp when you left at 9:30 it probably was over 100 when you finished. You are the Heat Miser if you can stand that!! Any particular reason for the .08 after the 10?

From Bonnie on Sat, May 09, 2009 at 14:14:37 from 71.210.108.76

Great work Monte! You rock.

Kungfublonde - the email probably got redacted ;-) or some spy out there is really enjoying something tasty.

From montelepsy on Sat, May 09, 2009 at 14:24:19 from 155.85.58.253

Lori, before I ran I had some candy and a yogurt, so it wasn't on an empty stomach. I wish I had written down other comments from previous evaluations. Oh well. I got 4 more to do before I leave in Jun or Jul.

Hon, I don't have to ask anymore. I have them trained. I never got the pancake recipe and I figure you didn't get the message that ended up googling a random pancake recipe.

I actually remembered Monika et al's birthdays. I even confused your Mom's with Mother's day, but I did remember. Just in the wrong order. I wrote Monika and your mom, too.

Eric, I now have a Farmer John tan. I don't think that's happened before.

Jefferey, it hit 97 about midway through. I was about to run at 900, but it took 37 minutes to convince myself to run in the heat. I ran 5 miles out and back. The .08 was around the last mile-and-a-half after my camelbak went dry. I took a small detour to retrieve (a la Burt) an abandoned water bottle at the side of the road and dumped it on myself.

From montelepsy on Sat, May 09, 2009 at 14:33:34 from 155.85.58.253

Thanks Bonnie. I roll too.

From Burt on Sat, May 09, 2009 at 21:27:56 from 98.167.151.26

Hey, I resemble that comment. Just for the record, I never did drink out of the discarded bottles of liquid I saw, and it was only after watching Man vs. Wild the night before that those ideas even got in my head.

And you're lucky that wasn't a road side bomb you dumped on yourself. :)

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0.000.000.000.000.00

p90x shoulders and arms

A bunch of curls.   I didn't care for this much.   I didn't feel like bringing it, so I left it at home.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.520.000.000.006.52

Happy Mother's Day! Made banana bread for the moms at work. Most of the prep was devoted to squeezing out butter out of the single serve containers I smuggled out of Basrah.  Basrah does smell like garbage, but their saving grace is real butter.  Michele made half the batch into French toast. I highly recommend it. The banana french toast, not the sneaking butter.

9:17 pace for 6.12

2105; 80F; 28% humidity; hazy; 11 mph winds

.4 on the treadmill for hill sprints 3x 5:00 pace for 10s @ 10% incline

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.52
Comments
From kungfublonde on Sun, May 10, 2009 at 20:25:26 from 64.203.113.50

I told you I made french toast that way after the girls had a slumber party? I've been french-toasting everything these days, at Amanda's request :)

Feeling better?

p.s. took your advice and stole a stick of unsalted from Mom's fridge after brunch today- what a rush!!

From montelepsy on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 15:30:23 from 155.85.58.253

I'm feeling a lot better, thank you.

I don't remember that, but I looked up poundcake and found a recipe where you dip it in egg and Grand Marnier and cook it on a griddle. That my dear is what we're doing when I get home.

From kungfublonde on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 16:32:44 from 64.203.113.50

I use eggs, half and half, orange juice and vanilla. But we can try it your way :)

p.s. Maddy now PRIDES herself on trying weird food combinations, "just like dad."

From montelepsy on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 07:17:17 from 155.85.58.253

Sinagang and graham crackers was weird enough...

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.140.000.000.006.14

8:49 pace.

2245; 72 F; 73%; overcast; 6 mph winds

Nice and cool. 

1-2-3 workout (pull 7, push 5, sit 7) 33:13; Doing p90x abs before really affected the situps. 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.14
Comments
From huans32 on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 17:04:32 from 138.64.2.76

Great job man. So do you recommend doing p90x??

From Eric Day on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 17:11:30 from 200.52.202.180

I've seen some serious running lately.

Good for you!

From Kelli on Tue, May 12, 2009 at 17:32:14 from 71.219.89.83

Stupid P90X

From Burt on Tue, May 12, 2009 at 21:23:18 from 68.76.197.194

Where did that come from Kelli?

From Kelli on Tue, May 12, 2009 at 22:52:49 from 71.219.89.83

It hurt his sit ups, so it is stupid.

From Burt on Tue, May 12, 2009 at 23:49:25 from 98.167.151.26

So P90X has done nothing to you personally, but you're just sticking up for a friend. You're a good friend.

From montelepsy on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 02:00:24 from 155.85.58.253

Mark,

I'm not following the system, I just do the workouts I like when I feel like it. They're good workouts.

My office mate swears by it.

Thanks Eric.

Have you tried Ab Ripper yet, Kelli? It's insane.

You're right Burt, she's very supportive.

From Kelli on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 16:08:20 from 71.219.89.83

I am ALWAYS supportive. ALWAYS.

No, I have not tried it, still too scared. By the time I get around to it they will have collected dust. But I have them in my possession, isn't that enough?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

All work and no play, unless you count eating a few servings of poundcake for dinner play.

Comments
From sam on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 06:26:18 from 78.32.130.9

Loving it, but what is pound cake??? I looked at the P90x training OMG< tough training not sure i have time for that too.....

From montelepsy on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 07:14:05 from 155.85.58.253

It's a plain cake. A friend's mom shipped him one. Rich and buttery. You can eat it plain or top it with whatever. I had mine with fruit salad and whipped cream.

I only do a couple of p90x workouts a week. I don't have time to follow the whole program. I definitely won't follow the diet...

From sam on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 07:22:36 from 78.32.130.9

Sounds lovely, now Im Hungry, is it like a fruit cake or sponge? whipped cream nice, leave the fruit salad.

The p90x training looks real tough, very explosive, didnt get to see much of the diet, I presume its proper strict then, I need my day off once a week to gorge on everything I shouldnt, If I didnt train id be 22 stone at least, love my food, especially cake...

From montelepsy on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 07:49:11 from 64.235.121.163

It's denser than sponge cake. Not nearly as dense as fruit cake.

The diet's done in phases. Looks like to much protein to start off with.

I agree with you taking a day off to eat, except I like to take about 6 days off/week.

From kungfublonde on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 10:55:15 from 64.203.113.50

Sam-

It got the name because it was originally made with a pound of butter, a pound of flour, a pound of eggs and a pound of sugar. It's been modified, but it's still really dense and buttery. SO good!

From Burt on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 12:42:56 from 68.76.197.194

I wasn't sure if you were telling the truth so I looked up poundcake in the urban dictionary.

From montelepsy on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 14:55:17 from 64.235.121.163

Hon,

That is an interesting piece of cake history. Too bad they don't have Triva Pursuit for baking.

Burt,

I think the only folks who post definitions on there are perverts and teenage boys. I guess I'm being redundant.

From kungfublonde on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 16:28:30 from 64.203.113.50

Burt, you can always trust me when it comes to cake. Or anything else.

From Burt on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 17:43:07 from 68.76.197.194

Mike - I was wondering why you were repeating yourself.

Rachel - Thanks. And you husband is a beefcake.

From kungfublonde on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 19:26:57 from 64.203.113.50

He's a cutie pie. A honey bun. Sweet cakes. Baby cakes. And yes, a beefcake. Call him "man candy" too, Burt. I'm sure it won't make him uncomfortable at ALL. :)

From montelepsy on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 07:23:38 from 155.85.58.253

Man candy? Just call me Mandy for short.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.020.004.000.006.02

4 tempo at 7:33 pace

2035; 84 F; 40% humidity; partly cloudy; 4 mph winds

With all the people getting laid off there has been a slew of going away lunches.

Chocolate milk for dinner.  Penance for too much pizza at lunch.

2kbw/v +3L 5,5,3 +3Jx5 +3Cx10

 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.02
Comments
From jefferey on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 15:30:40 from 70.56.90.198

When they lay off somebody over there, do they provide them a way home? :)

Nice tempo pace! When is the race again?

From montelepsy on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 15:36:29 from 155.85.58.253

My test was in Apr, but I had to pass it up. Don't know when my next opportunity will be. I'll just keep training.

And yes they do send you home.

From Teena on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 17:21:56 from 67.177.20.13

Sweet pace on the tempo Mike!!! :)

From camille on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 20:54:04 from 71.223.71.118

yummm... chocolate milk!

From montelepsy on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 07:27:35 from 155.85.58.253

Thanks Teena. I'd comment more on your blog, but too much reading, so little time. You need prepare a cliff notes version for me.

Hey Camille, good to see you're out of hiding.

From huans32 on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 08:57:21 from 138.64.2.76

Sorry to hear you guys are getting hit also with layoffs. Great tempo run.

From Metcalf Running on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 10:06:00 from 207.225.192.66

Nice tempo run... y ou are quite speedy!

I work in the automotive industry... lay-offs are hitting us hard. Sorry to hear that you are going through it also. I hope the economy picks up soon.

From Camille on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 10:09:26 from 75.171.111.2

Mike - I came out just for you! ;o). LOL

From RivertonPaul on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 10:44:01 from 67.42.27.114

Pizza and chocolate milk.

From Eric Day on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 14:25:20 from 189.192.26.241

Super diet Mike, just the best stuff.

Cool pace!

From montelepsy on Sat, May 16, 2009 at 06:31:32 from 155.85.58.253

Thanks Lori, Camille and Eric!

Paul,

Pizza and chocolate milk is how I roll. In fact if they figured out how to make mozzerella out of chocolate milk, I'd be able to kill two birds with one stone.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.110.000.000.006.11

9:10 pace

2115; 87 F; 29% humidity; cloudy; 6mph winds

p90x chest/back w/v + Abs

One of my best friends is going to give me his surfboards when he leaves California.  He's working an assignment to Europe next.  I don't think I'll tell him they surf in Europe now.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.11
Comments
From kungfublonde on Fri, May 15, 2009 at 01:20:07 from 64.203.113.50

You already have two. And you don't surf anymore. I'm thinking garage sale...! I mean, you already have SOOOO much stuff around here- wait, that's me.

I studied at the library for 6 hours today then came home with a fierce migraine. I almost called my mom to pick me up at school :(

Came home, took my medication, packed my head in ice and hit the couch. Almost eight hours later, I can open my eyes and I'm about to get up and try to eat. With this medication I'm recovering in 8 hours instead of 3 days. It's a rough 8 hours, but that's such a huge improvement, I'll take it!

Did you do anything with your butter yet?

From montelepsy on Sun, May 17, 2009 at 01:09:05 from 155.85.58.253

Now we'll have enough for all of us to surf. He has a longboard for Amanda, my old funshape for Maddy and a potato chip for you!

Sorry to hear about the migraine. 8 hours is a definite improvement over 72.

I gave the butter to Michele to make cream puffs. Hopefully the adage "you are what you eat" doesn't apply.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
10.050.000.000.0010.05

p90x yoga then plyos

Supplements in the form of carrot cake

1st half of run

1834; 95F; 12% humidity; hazy; 7 mph winds

Played Halo 3 with friends.  There was someone who's actually 11 years older than me playing video games.  Made me feel like a kid.

2nd half 2245; 86F; 31% humidity; dusty with light rain; 18 mph winds

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.05
Comments
From Eric Day on Sat, May 16, 2009 at 09:31:59 from 187.133.0.195

These vomero really make us put in miles.

Who won in Halo?

From jefferey on Sat, May 16, 2009 at 13:45:53 from 67.171.56.220

Technically carrots are a whole food so you can't count it as a supplement. How was running in the rain there...more muggy or refreshing?

From montelepsy on Sun, May 17, 2009 at 01:14:37 from 155.85.58.253

I won, of course. Don't you know who I am, Eric?

Jefferey, running in the rain that night was weird. You could literally run between the rain drops. It wasn't a drizzle. The drops were big but few and far apart. The weather here doesn't make sense to me.

From sam on Sun, May 17, 2009 at 16:17:59 from 90.208.239.172

Loving the pink vomeros, I actually have those, and run in them, but im a girl! lol

Carrot cake sounds too healthy to me.

and playing video games online, hahaha dont do halo but play others online, also like civony cos im a geek.

From RivertonPaul on Mon, May 18, 2009 at 12:01:14 from 67.42.27.114

Thanks for always being so positively entertaining.

From Kelli on Tue, May 19, 2009 at 16:31:14 from 71.219.85.34

How do you run in that heat?

When it comes to video games, I do not think there is an age limit for men.

From Huans32 on Thu, May 21, 2009 at 09:26:18 from 138.64.2.76

Very true Kelli. Men can play video games into there 100s easy. It helps keep the mind active. Really its not zoning out.:)

From sam on Thu, May 21, 2009 at 17:13:51 from 90.195.99.44

Hahaha, I love video games, its zoning out, for me anyways......

From montelepsy on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 16:38:22 from 64.235.121.163

Sam, my pumps have holes so I'll I've got are my vomeros. And I don't dare play online. I wouldn't get any work done, plus the internet connection here is too unreliable.

What is civony? Why does that make you geeky?

Paul, I'm just being me, but you are welcome.

Kelli, I don't know. I used to be the biggest heat wimp. I'd start complaining when it went over 70.

Mark, I hope I'm playing video games 65 years from now.

From kungfublonde on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 16:46:47 from 71.128.253.212

*sigh*

From montelepsy on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 16:49:22 from 64.235.121.163

Hey hon, do you have time to Skype?

From kungfublonde on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 20:07:11 from 71.128.253.212

I won't have time until I get a new laptop :(

From sam on Sat, May 23, 2009 at 10:19:57 from 90.195.99.14

Civony is a game were you build up a city etc, and play war with other cities! bit geeky really, but I got blown up after I built it up loads took me weeks, so not playing any more :(

I like to play tomb raider! or stuff like that a bit of everything in it.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

p90x shoulders/arms, abs

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.030.000.000.006.03

8:53 pace

2225; 82 F; 14% humidity; hazy; 2mph winds

p90x yoga - *&^%ing half moon pose is my kryptonite

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.03
Comments
From jefferey on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 15:54:55 from 71.37.21.230

Geez dude, where you been? We've all been worried you picked up some shrapnel in the leg on a run or something like that.

From montelepsy on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 16:29:19 from 64.235.121.163

Just been busy. We've lost a few people and other folks went on leave, so my workload has gone up and my blog time has gone down.

Friday's are half days :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.030.000.000.006.03

Ran.  Stopped to get whupped in Trivial Pursuit. Ran again.

Should have just kept running.

4.02 miles @ 9:04 pace

1840; 102F; 9% humidity; clear; 15mph winds 

2.01 miles @ 9:47 pace

2105; 86F; 14% humidity; clear; 7mph winds

p90x back/legs, abs

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.03
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.670.000.003.007.67

3x1600s

7:27, 7:22, 7:25; I tried to hit sub 7s, thinking it would be mind over matter.  Matter, one, mind, zero.

2115; 90F; 12% humidity; smoke/haze; 7 mph

p90x yoga

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.67
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.030.000.000.006.03

9:54 pace

2148; 90F; 11% humidity; smoke/haze; 2mph winds

3xkb#2

Did weighted pullups, or tried.  My foot wasn't strong enough to hold the kettlebell and it crashed through the plastic chair I used to reach the pullup bar.  Destruction of government property.  Sorry taxpayers.  Paul I got the inspiration from one of your posts of yore.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.03
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

p90x chest/bis/tris, abs

This had so many people laughing and groaning.

You must try this.  Everyone.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
11.110.000.000.0011.11

Split my run in two.  I decided to wait until it cooled off.

5.63 miles @ 10:17 pace

1710; 113F (not a typo, but still a mistake); 6% humidity; overcast; 4 mph winds

5.48 miles @ 10:14 pace

2115; 100F; 12% humidity; dusty/smoke/haze; variable 7 mph winds which felt hotter than when the air was still

p90x yoga, cardio (Lame. It was just a mish mash of the other workouts, I had my hopes up after Thurs.  I suppose it was a good workout, but I was expecting something creative.)

 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 11.11
Comments
From Eric Day on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 17:10:34 from 189.192.124.44

look at that temperature! hot hot hot...

Did the vomero melt?

Super workout...

From Burt on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 17:21:55 from 68.76.197.194

Great mileage.

From Eric Day on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 17:26:25 from 189.192.124.44

Yeah, Burt is right. Are you getting serious? Your mileage is doing the talking ...

From montelepsy on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 17:41:44 from 64.235.121.163

Thanks gentlemen.

Eric,

I'm just building up slowly. I'd like to work up to 50 miles/week. Usually I end up hurting myself. Keep your fingers crossed.

From Bonnie on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 18:12:53 from 128.196.228.134

holy melt your socks off Monte! wow.

Great job on getting out there! I will keep all my fingers and toes crossed ...

Best eater award indeed.

From Teena on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 19:21:06 from 67.177.20.13

That is some serious heat Mike. Hope you are taking all the precautions to avoid heat related problems.

And ... that is some sweet mileage you've got going this week!!

SO AWESOME!!!!

From kelsey on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 23:11:00 from 75.65.235.114

113 is nothing, I can't believe you stopped at 5 and a half.

I always want to yell at people like you that I see running in crazy heat like that. Be careful!!

From sam on Sat, May 23, 2009 at 10:15:58 from 90.195.99.14

Holy moly thats hot, Im useless in the heat, good idea Ive been told when running in the heat, is to soak a hat/cap in cold water ??? not tried it, sounds good tho....

great going on the mileage too!

From Snoqualmie on Sat, May 23, 2009 at 13:23:20 from 67.171.56.164

Do you have to eat a lot of salt?

From montelepsy on Sun, May 24, 2009 at 02:08:52 from 64.235.121.163

Thanks Bonnie, if you only knew what it took to get that award you'd be amazed.

Teena, I run with a lot of water and a heart rate monitor. And sunblock, which hasn't prevented my now prominent farmer's tan.

Kelsey, I honestly didn't realize it was that hot. I looked at the temperature, but it was in C. And I figured 45C was around 102 or something. I didn't convert it until I came back. What do you want to yell those people? Words of encouragment? Marriage proposals?

Sam, I run with my camelbak and alternate drinking and spitting water into my cupped hands and pouring it over my head. I've tried the hat thing, but things don't stay wet here very long. After washing my hands in the bathroom trailer, the 50 paces outside it takes me to get back to the office dries my hands.

Sno,

I don't eat extra salt. I do add a few shakes to my oatmeal in the morning though.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

p90x back/biceps, abs

I don't like all the curls.  I'm not into making my biceps bigger.  I actually want them smaller so I can run faster.

Comments
From kungfublonde on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 00:43:21 from 71.128.253.212

Boooo.

From kungfublonde on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 03:17:10 from 71.128.253.212

Dear Fast Running Blog;

You have been a terrible influence on my husband. See how great he looks in his profile picture, before he started blogging here? Before he started with this "fast running" nonsense?

Thanks to you, Blog, look at him now:

http://daverendall.typepad.com/dave_rendall/images/2008/02/05/blog_skinny_kid.gif

Sincerely;

Chubby wife in CA

From montelepsy on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 08:14:57 from 155.85.58.253

Who are you booing at, hon?

At one of our recent meetings, someone exclaimed, "Boo-ya!".

One of our local nationals has incorporated it into his vocabulary. His is more of a "boy-ah", though.

And you're not chubby, you're meaty. Bone ees for the dog. Meat ees for the man. Rawr...

From kungfublonde on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 16:52:18 from 207.200.116.67

Wow- you just called me meaty?? You get the "Most romantic husband on the blog" award! I'm also going to be in giant baggy sweat pants for your whole visit home =P

That picture was supposed to have an f at the end of the address. but I don't have mozilla on this dinosaur so I can't edit it.

I was booing your scrawny arms. I liked it when you were all big and muscle-y. Don't make me get Kelli to lecture you about a husband getting too skinny!

From montelepsy on Tue, May 26, 2009 at 03:26:40 from 155.85.58.253

Ooh, la, la, I love ze meat! Is that better?

From kungfublonde on Tue, May 26, 2009 at 04:27:38 from 207.200.116.67

Yes, "Royale with cheese" is always the safe way to go.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.010.000.000.006.01

10:17 pace.

2200; 91F; 15% humidity; hazy; 7 mph winds

Felt easy, and probably didn't burn off the calories from Nick's famous bacon-wrapped cream cheese and chicken stuffed jalapenos.  Darn your tasty treats to heck, Nick!

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.01
Comments
From Teena on Sun, May 24, 2009 at 17:58:42 from 67.177.20.13

Bacon-wrapped cream cheese and chicken stuffed jalapenos?? WOW!!!

Sorry about the Foresty job -- completely their loss.

Here's to something even better. :)

From marion on Sun, May 24, 2009 at 18:24:20 from 71.219.53.30

Nice run, NICE snack :) That sounds really good!! David would love them :) I think they are a 12 mile snack, though.

sorry about the job :(

From sam on Sun, May 24, 2009 at 18:25:38 from 90.208.239.185

Urrghgh dont like the sound of that one Mike, haahha,

no gummie bears with carrots then????

From Bonnie on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 13:17:53 from 75.164.106.34

what what what? Mike, I did not see any posts about the job. I am not happy with this, as a taxpayer I think I should have some say in how many chairs you can break (as many as you want) and who I can get to protect my national parks. I will write a letter to President Obama for you (although I might not be the best person to recommend you, I am pretty sure I am on some liberal "watch list" somewhere, or at least I have worked all my like to make the list).

Those bacon wrapped, chicken and cheese stuffed jalapenos sound deadly, and I do mean Burts-living-on-chili-dogs deadly. Have I ever told you about my dog Keiko's nasty green noxious gas? oh, but I digress, kind of.

From jefferey on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 14:46:12 from 67.171.56.220

We like to smoke those(and add a little more heat) and then call them ABT's (Atomic Buffalo Turds).

How long is your extension over there?

From marion on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 15:19:15 from 71.219.53.30

I'll tell DAvid ;) About the cracked ribs- I was going to ask you if you had been playing poker again ;)

From kungfublonde on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 16:55:01 from 207.200.116.68

I didn't see the blog post about the job either? I mean you told me about it, just didn't see the post.

You are into the worst food now! What was that tater tot nightmare you were trying to talk me into over Christmas?? :)

Oh well, at least bacon-wrapped cram cheese will keep you from getting too skinny. Send me that recipe!

From marion on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 16:56:47 from 71.219.53.30

Rachel- you mean you did not want to try the Tot-chos???? ;D

From kungfublonde on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 17:39:16 from 207.200.116.68

I got a dimple on my thigh just reading that!

From jefferey on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 17:44:51 from 67.171.56.220

Here is one of many recipes for these...you can pretty much add what you want to season.

http://www.bbqinstitute.com/appetizers.htm

From Kelli on Mon, May 25, 2009 at 23:23:39 from 71.219.85.34

That just sounds yucky! And that heat...how do you do it???

From montelepsy on Tue, May 26, 2009 at 17:24:37 from 64.235.121.163

Marion,

I played spades again at our Memorial Day celebration. It was one of the only indoor activites. And I didn't throw out my back this time.

Hon,

Teena asked me about it and I answered on her blog. Mystery solved. Tater nightmare sounds jummy.

Thanks for the recipe Jefferey! I don't think I ever want to eat them again though. Too addictive. I'm already going through cheese withdrawals.

Kelli, yucky? You're insane. You don't like chocolate milk either. Freak!

I guess I'm just acclimated to the heat. Believe me, if I can do it, then anyone can.

From kungfublonde on Tue, May 26, 2009 at 18:59:12 from 71.128.253.212

Yeah, after I posted my thing, I realized it must have been a conversation elsewhere. Again, no Mozilla, no delete. Doh!

You are officially no longer a heat wimp. Still a hypochondraic, still a huge eater, and still the coolest guy I know.

We realized today that you will be home this year for Father's day. Please allow us to make a fuss. We're excited.

From montelepsy on Wed, May 27, 2009 at 16:34:00 from 64.235.121.163

You're just saying that because you love me. And fuss all you want.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Skipped my run - ate buffalo wings instead - and I don't feel guilty.

1-2-3 (pull 9, push 5, sit 7) 25:34

Comments
From Lucia on Sat, May 30, 2009 at 10:52:54 from 98.204.55.168

Buffaloes don't have wings, you silly goose!

From montelepsy on Fri, Jun 05, 2009 at 19:22:20 from 206.248.193.234

Well, I wasn't going to eat their chips...

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.000.000.000.007.00

The wind felt nice and cool, but I decided against doing speedwork. 

9:50 pace.

2138; 90 F; 18% humidity; 14 mph winds

p90x legs/back (half heartedly), abs

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.00
Comments
From Eric Day on Tue, May 26, 2009 at 17:29:51 from 200.77.41.23

Those miles keep adding up.

Good work!

From sam on Wed, May 27, 2009 at 05:27:16 from 78.32.130.9

sounds Windy MIke, was it those weird things you keep eating LOL

IM now trying to buy some more Vomero's :)

From Kelli on Wed, May 27, 2009 at 15:46:14 from 71.219.85.34

HOT WIND, hmmmmm, I would have NOT done speedwork, too. When you get back, the weather will feel so cool you will be a speed demon (unless you move to AZ).

From sam on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 07:53:43 from 78.32.130.9

To add to my diet, I discovered nutella AGAIN, oh its a lovely chocolate nutty spread, so my appetite is back, gonna try one of those recipes posted a few days ago now....

You got any recipes for choc spread????

From sam on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 17:21:03 from 90.201.147.244

ladies hahahaha for me anyway..... nutella and cream cheese I will try, urggh with peanut butter but I will have to try it now LOL

From kungfublonde on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 18:19:33 from 207.200.116.70

Ugh Tucson. That will be so sad :(

Maddy just eats her Nutella straight now. She likes it best on croissants. And not anywhere near Arizona.

From Kelli on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 18:24:09 from 71.219.98.183

In case you are not aware, it is REALLY good on ice cream and crepes!

Tucson? HOT.

From sam on Sat, May 30, 2009 at 16:51:47 from 90.210.160.166

Kungfu; that sounds nice, croissants and nuttella, and yes Ive had nutella on a crepe at our local creperi Pancake place, loved it mmmmmmm.....

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.350.000.002.505.85

5x800

3:33, 3:39, 3:33, 3:30, 3:35 (alternated with and against the wind)

How much does weather affect your times?  Should I do speedwork in an air-conditioned room on a treadmill so I can run faster and work on turnover?  I'm getting my heartrate up to 85%, but am I training my body to run slow?  Or is just getting my heartrate up good enough? 

2148; 93F; 12%; Clear; 8 mph winds; w/Camelbak

2kbw/v#1 (Lnv6,5,4; J5x5; Cw/v)

6-inch Heels Miles: 5.85
Comments
From Eric Day on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 10:50:31 from 189.192.70.151

Don't worry about your HR, go for a pace that you are comfortable according to the distance programmed, and, of course, have fun.

From jefferey on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 11:05:44 from 67.171.56.220

My HR on 800's goes up to 95% toward the end. Knowing what you ran your 1600's in I think you should have done these a bit faster.

From sam on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 14:38:15 from 90.201.147.244

Wind does effect you allot, my times can really vary with wind, and it takes allot our of you too when you running against the wind.

Ive been doing my speedwork on the treadmill recently only because if I get into trouble with my injury I dont have to ring anyone to get a lift back... but hey my gym didnt have the air con on either this morning!!! so it was like being in Arizona but not like were you are. I know some top class runners have done most of their training on the treadmill as long as its at 1% incline you should do the same as on the road? Track etc.

Also I actually am slower on the treadmill as no wind to cool you down! I tend to overheat easily, Sweaty Betty LOL I Really cant do the same stuff as I can outside, weird as most people can run faster on the treadmill.... woooow an essay sorry. :-)

From kungfublonde on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 16:36:05 from 207.200.116.71

I run much slower on a treadmill. I don't think of myself as fast, so I set the speed on the treadmill to "slowpoke" and run that pace. But whe I time myself outside, my miles are considerable faster for the same distance.

How's that for not helping you figure anything out? You're welcome :)

From montelepsy on Fri, May 29, 2009 at 02:29:44 from 155.85.58.253

Eric, this is not about fun! At least not speedwork :)

Jefferey, I run my 1600s at 85% too. Maybe my max heartrate is off... I'll have to reassess.

Sam, maybe you should get a fan for when you run on the treadmill. On really hot days here you don't sweat or you don't see the sweat because if evaporates right away and you just build up a crust of salt.

Hon, you have a speedster inside of you. Just get some knee/foot work done. And you help me figure out enough other stuff.

From kungfublonde on Fri, May 29, 2009 at 11:25:59 from 69.232.119.138

Oh you know me, I don't care about being fast. Maybe because I did it for a while, back in the day. So I know I can and that's enough for me.

It's true, I'm your figure-outter. I figured out some more stuff yesterday. Finish all that work and call me :)

From Burt on Fri, May 29, 2009 at 14:34:20 from 173.87.176.153

Crust of salt. Can I use that?

From sam on Sat, May 30, 2009 at 16:54:12 from 90.210.160.166

urrgghh crust of salt how horrible, and Id love a fan on the treadmill. I have a treadmill at home and put a big fan in front of that, but not sure the gym people would be impressed if I brought my big fan along not like I could fit it in my bag :-)

From Kelli on Sat, May 30, 2009 at 19:34:27 from 71.219.98.183

I dunno, but I say stay on the treadmill---it is too hot there to run!

From Bonnie on Sun, May 31, 2009 at 15:22:05 from 75.164.106.34

I like to run on the track during all conditions ... it mimics race day! Wind can add 2-5 secs/400 to your pace ... but the important thing is the effort during runs like this, not pace. TM *can* be horribly inaccurate too (depending on how often they are calibrated)... so I don't think you are actually that much better off using them for speedwork. Although both Kelli and Sam point out other good reasons to use TMs (personally I just don't like them so I am biased ;-) ).

My answer: effort not pace (pace will come)- you are not training your body to run slow.

From Kelli on Mon, Jun 01, 2009 at 13:50:03 from 71.219.98.183

OR get up at that crack of dawn and run before it gets hot!!

From Kelli on Mon, Jun 01, 2009 at 14:42:42 from 71.219.98.183

HEY---I FINALLY did ab ripper X today. I took one break and missed 2 something or others. It was hard on my back!! They guy kind of cracked me up.

From fly on the wall on Tue, Jun 02, 2009 at 15:46:34 from 168.179.215.242

Mmmm... crust of salt. You are training your body for a Great Salt Lake triathlon.

I tend to train in the heat so long as the air quality is OK. I've talked to a fast runner in St. George (southern Utah) who trains in 100+ degrees. BUT I have no idea if this is good for speed or just all around stupid. I assume your staying well hydrated and consuming some salts.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Wed, Jun 03, 2009 at 07:17:39 from 78.32.130.9

Hey you not training at the moment, and just realised its not the heat you should be worried about for your speed or training on the treadmill but the type of shoe your wearing

5.85 miles in 6" heels you mad man LOL

From Teena on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 15:07:59 from 67.177.20.13

Where are you Mike??

(I keep checking your blog and nothin' ... stink!)

From argentinerocket on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 15:20:32 from 74.9.147.114

Dude, it's been over a week now! Should we start an expedition to find you?

From fly on the Wall on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 16:03:14 from 168.179.215.242

Hopefully it's nothing more serious than a broken heel.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 16:46:17 from 207.200.116.71

He's on his way home!!

From Bonnie on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 16:47:51 from 128.196.228.134

Enjoy!! Happy early fathers day! yippee.

From argentinerocket on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 16:59:45 from 74.9.147.114

Yaaay for the Montes!!!

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 17:10:57 from 207.200.116.71

It is yay! He should be home by Friday or Saturdy...

Unfortunately it's not home for good. Only about a month, then he's going to work in Basrah. As soon as he gets a job stateside he'll be done with the desert though. For good!!

From Burt on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 17:14:10 from 68.76.197.194

Happy days are here again!

From Burt on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 17:14:31 from 68.76.197.194

And they were filmed before a live studio audience.

From Kelli on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 18:15:25 from 71.219.74.247

I was hoping that was why he was not posting!! Hip Hip HOORAY!!!! Give him a BIG KISS from all of us. What on earth will you do with him for an entire month? I hope you have a bunch of projects to keep him busy. HAVE FUN!

Now, I remember him saying you might have to move to AZ---that is still desert. Come to Utah, LESS desert here!!

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 18:29:04 from 207.200.116.71

He is testing for his dream job in Arizona this month. The test in there, but the job could be anywhere. There are some very cool people who live in Arizona, but it's not for me!! He doens't want to sell the house because if he moved there it would be very temporary so I'm safe :) And having him that far away feels really close after a year in Iraq!

I do have a few things around the house to keep him entertained... really it's just going to be fun to have someone to cook for again!

From Kelli on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 18:32:59 from 71.219.74.247

Well, you should have said! If you wanted to cook, I would have moved in!!

Hey, he could go live with Burt for a bit!

From Burt on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 18:48:46 from 68.76.197.194

He'd fit right in with this disfunctional family.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 18:48:47 from 207.200.116.71

Kelli, come visit me. Seriously.

And I told him he should go see Burt. They would be totaly BFF's.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 18:56:32 from 207.200.116.71

Are you calling Mike dysfunctional?? Just because he's liberal?? ;)

I can tell you he is an excellent guest as he always cleans the house where he is staying. He gets cranky babies to sleep and makes moody kids laugh. He makes cool origami things and eats weird food combinations, and all the ladies will develop a little crush on him.

From Kelli on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 18:57:07 from 71.219.74.247

Burt and Mike---best friends forever! Sounds perfect!!!

We are coming to Disneyland/Sea World in October! Will you cook for me if I drive to your house???

From Kelli on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 18:57:53 from 71.219.74.247

After that explanation, I think Burt will build and extra wing for Mike!

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 19:01:01 from 207.200.116.71

I'm a little out of your way, but if you do make it up here then YES!! Maybe we'll head down to so cal that same time and meet up. Although if I did, you'd love us so much you'd never want to go home. Really though. We're THAT fun.

From Kelli on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 19:02:39 from 71.219.74.247

I believe ya! You can build a wing on your house for me and my 5 kids! That would keep Mike busy making origami!

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 19:04:52 from 207.200.116.71

We'll just add a second story for you guys. It will be the new version of the Brady Bunch! If any of your kids play video games, Mike will say yes for sure.

From Burt on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 19:18:43 from 68.76.197.194

Best friends with benefits.

From Burt on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 19:19:09 from 68.76.197.194

The benefits being he gets a place to stay and I get a maid.

From Kelli on Thu, Jun 04, 2009 at 19:29:28 from 71.219.74.247

My husband and 2 kids live for video games. START BUILDING!

From Sam Dean-howard on Fri, Jun 05, 2009 at 05:39:50 from 78.32.130.9

your all so cool, Kungfu im made up for you so great that hes going home...and you all sound so much fun HAPPY DAYS Happy Days...... :-))))

From montelepsy on Fri, Jun 05, 2009 at 16:14:40 from 206.248.193.234

Thanks for the welcome back and well wishes folks!

BFFurt, you may use the term crust of salt or the actual product that my body produces. I won't mind either way.

Sam, you could just get a hand fan. You could use it to cool down and to captivate nearby treadmill users by fluttering it in front of your partially obscured face whilst batting your eyes. I do it all the time.

Kelli, finally, you've brought it! Now I have someone to commiserate with. I figure I spelled that wrong, but I'm not going to correct it.

I like your answer Bonnie. I like it some much that it's the one I choose to believe.

Fly, I am definitely staying hydrated. And I'm definitely stupid. I guess it's better than being stupid and dehydrated though...

From montelepsy on Fri, Jun 05, 2009 at 16:17:36 from 206.248.193.234

Teena, at the time of your question I was probably getting bumped off another flight :)

From Eric Day on Fri, Jun 05, 2009 at 17:33:31 from 189.192.31.171

So in the USA now, uh? Happy to be on US soil?

From Kelli on Fri, Jun 05, 2009 at 19:27:10 from 71.219.74.247

I am not sure what I am bringin', but OKAY! And thanks for misspelling with me (even if you didn't, it is the thought that counts).

WELCOME HOME officially.

From montelepsy on Fri, Jun 05, 2009 at 19:48:48 from 206.248.193.234

So happy, Eric. So happy.

Kelli, It is P90X, of course. Bring it!

From Kelli on Sat, Jun 06, 2009 at 00:34:12 from 71.219.74.247

OH!!! I forgot that I had posted that on here, it was DAYS ago!!!

Did I mention that AFTER my run on Tuesday I sat on my bed and watched all of the other videos? They do look HARD. It is all fine and dandy listening to Mr Bring It once, but every day would about shoot me through the roof. I think if I decide to try it, I will put it on mute!

From montelepsy on Sat, Jun 06, 2009 at 07:07:53 from 206.248.193.234

Hon, what do you mean by entertainment? Do you have a PS3 around the house?

I think we should get one in case Kelli really decides to visit.

It would be the right thing to do.

Kelli, I was lucky to do it with a group and we'd all laugh at him. I can't wait to show the girls next week. I think they'll get a kick out of his corniness.

From Kelli on Sat, Jun 06, 2009 at 23:38:37 from 71.219.74.247

Corniness? Come on, you know he is cool!

I think you should for sure get that PS3, we will be right over!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
13.200.000.000.0013.20

Woke up early to run.  Garmin died after a half mile, but I wasn't going to have time at night to run and if I waited for it to charge then it would have been too hot.  I ran to where I know it's about 2.7 miles and turned around planning on going out and back twice for about 11 miles or so.  I ran some parts pretty fast or I put some effort into some stretches as there was a 5k going on and crowds make me push myself harder.  I do prefer being by myself and not pushing it though.  I ran a little extra to hang out with a friend running the race.

p90x - Yoga, chest arms

0510; 90 something; clear; not to windy

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 13.20
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.000.000.000.007.00

p90x plyos

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

kb#1x3 50

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.900.000.000.002.90

No flights from my base to Kuwait, so gambled and flew to another base to get to Kuwait.  Ended up at a base with a pool.  A 50m pool. 

It's been over a year since I have swum (swam?) laps and I was worried that I would have lost swimming fitness, but I did okay.  I think it was from all the yoga making my reach reachier.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 2.90Easy Swimming Miles: 1.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

One more session of swimming while waiting for a flight.  It was good crosstraining, but the real reason was to get rid of my farmer's tan. 

kb#1 x2 (55,50) L to 4, then forearm cramps, skipped J and C

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.00Easy Swimming Miles: 1.00
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From Sam Dean-howard on Sun, Jun 07, 2009 at 14:59:42 from 90.201.147.127

farmers tan, chlorine thats funny, thought u didnt do swimming all the pee in the water LOL

From montelepsy on Sun, Jun 07, 2009 at 22:40:42 from 206.248.193.234

I love pee, Sam. I haven't been swimming, because the pool where I was stationed at was urine-free.

From Sam Dean-howard on Mon, Jun 08, 2009 at 05:06:31 from 78.32.130.9

LOL ur funny! and Im Knackered but getting some sleep thankfully....

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.410.000.000.000.41

Made it to Kuwait, but didn't get any sleep.  10 minutes on a stationary bike and not even a half mile on the treadmill. 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 0.41
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Stranded at Dulles.  They did not send a ride to pick me up.  Which was a bummer until I got to rental car place and ran into one of my best friends ever.  6.7 billion people in the world and I run into him in DC.  He lives in LA, and just happened to be heading to the Pentagon for a meeting.  It made my day.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

My no self-control day.

Pigged out at lunch, then watched a show which tried to scientifically figure out who would win in a fight between a samuri and a viking.  I'm glad we don't have cable.  I would be stuck watching shows like this all day.  Or infomercials which I'm equally drawn to.  Pigged out at dinner afterwards.

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From kungfublonde on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 19:35:51 from 207.200.116.69

To clarify: this was not at home!!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
11.490.000.000.0011.49

Ran with the best tour guide ever.  Now I know why Burt has a Rocket crush.  You needn't be self-conscious about how you speak, Lucia.  Historical knowledge about canals is best delivered with an exotic, Bond-girl, Argentine accent. 

For someone who calls herself clumsy, Lucia nimbly manuvered through steep and twisting paths full of roots and stones slick from the recent rains.  Maybe she doesn't know what the word clumsy means...  Anyway, I had a blast.  Thanks again for the workout, the lesson in Early American water transport and the great company.

p90x abs and used the hotel's gym contraption

Looked up an old friend and hung out/carbo-loaded until it was time to run with the Rocket

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 11.49
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From marion on Sun, Jun 14, 2009 at 10:03:39 from 71.213.119.198

LUCKY! I want to run with you and Lucia! Man- you were all over the country this week!

From argentinerocket on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 09:31:08 from 74.9.147.114

Hahahaha you are so funny Mike! "Not clumsy" is the best compliment anyone has ever given me :) It was great running and chatting with you!

From montelepsy on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 12:49:44 from 64.203.113.50

I was lucky Marion:) And one day I'll don something pink and run with you too.

You're too modest Lucia. I'm sure people have given you better compliments than that. How did your boyfriend woo you? With compliments like "you're only kinda clumsy"?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Worked out with my true love! Or at least walked on the treadmill next to her. 1xkb#1(55, -L, +20p, 1C, -J) Easy swim not so easy. Too much clorine tasted terrible and made my teeth feel funny.

Easy Swimming Miles: 0.50
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From Eric Day on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 19:10:48 from 189.192.251.159

Lucky man Mike. I hope you two have a blast!

From kungfublonde on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 20:55:44 from 64.203.113.50

Well at least we were in the same gym for a while. That was a nice change :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.003.000.003.00

Fun in the AZ sun.  It was unseasonalbly cool from what I hear.

Ran 3 miles under 21 on a track without a watch. 

Swam some and ran some more, but lost track of the distance. 

Bonnie and Dean picked me up afterward and took me out for dinner.

They were great to hang out with.  High energy and lots of smiles.  I do hope they make it out our way for a visit.  The girls would love them.

Thanks for making my visit to Arizona even more memorable :)

Ruby Reds Miles: 3.00Tempo Swimming Miles: 1.00
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From marion on Sun, Jun 14, 2009 at 10:04:24 from 71.213.119.198

COOL!!! What a great trip!!! Nice miles by the way :)

From Burt on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 15:47:30 from 68.76.197.194

Marion, you don't know the half of it. Kungfublonde sent me a link to what he was really doing. He makes is sound like it was just another workout, but it was an intense intense (did I say that already?) tryout for pararescue jumpers.

http://community.azstarnet.com/slideshows/flash/index.php?id=2230

http://www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/296758.php

From kungfublonde on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 16:07:11 from 64.203.113.50

Yeah, it was about 9 hours of "intense intenseness" :)

I sent it to a few bloggers but I'm not sure if my private messages went through. I emailed it to you and Bonnie, Burt, and you are the only two bloggers who replied.

Mike is the guy who used to watch Fear Factor and think it looked fun.

From marion on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 17:20:24 from 71.213.119.198

Oh MY GOSH! I watched the videos you sent Rachel! HOLY COW! So what came of the torture and beatings???

From kungfublonde on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 18:30:32 from 64.203.113.50

Well, a lot more torture and beatings, and then hopefully he will have his dream career as a professional hero. Right now he's only my hero :)

From Burt on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 18:42:40 from 68.76.197.194

Okay. But what happens if he gets the job? Does he (you guys) have to move to Tucson? Or does he have to go wherever it is that special ops go?

From kungfublonde on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 19:00:13 from 64.203.113.50

No, California girl is staying in California :)

When he starts working there, it will only be until a job in CA opens up and then he will transfer. So no need to sell the house and uproot the kids. If we knew for sure that he would be there for an extended period, that would be different. But it really could just be a matter of months. Once he lands somewhere for GOOD, we'll pull out the moving boxes, because of course we saved them :) We have lived in this house for 3 years and the kids are going a little stir-crazy being in one place for so long!

When he goes back in Sept the girls and I are going with him. And we have a date with Bonnie for Sedona in the spring! You'll have to meet up with us at some point. Maybe join Mike for his next hazing? :)

From Burt on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 19:46:59 from 68.76.197.194

If by hazing you mean that brutal beating he just took, I will not be joining him for that. But I might like to watch it. In fact, I would very much enjoy that. Sedona is a fun place. I've only really been to Oak Creek Canyon, but that gets more visitors per year than the Grand Canyon.

From montelepsy on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 20:24:17 from 64.203.113.50

Hey guys,

It was challenging. It would have been less intense if I was able to relax more. There were times when I could have rested, but ended up freaking out instead. Panic does that :) And the instructors were good at making me panic. I figure the key is not to quit. And I didn't but my body did at the end.

The article was a bit off. We didn't start exercising until around 7. We had a 40 minute break for lunch and we stopped around 3 or 4. I stopped closer to 3. Or my body did. I wasn't able to complete the last run. In fact, I wasn't able to sit up to put my shoes on due to cramping in my arms, legs and abs :)

If I get the job (I was invited to tryout again, which is better than being told not to come back) then I'll be stationed in Tucson while I go to training which lasts for 18-24 months. Between classes I'll be taking leave to see the ladies.

It was a good experience overall and I would love to work with those guys.

Thanks for being so supportive in me following my dream Rachel.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 21:07:06 from 64.203.113.50

Wait, 18 to 24 Months?? I thought you said 7 weeks!!

You've made a dream or two of mine come true, so this seems only fair :)

it also seems silly to write to you on the blog when you're in the same country. In the front yard trimming a tree, to be exact.

From montelepsy on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 01:20:26 from 64.203.113.50

It's the kind of silly I like!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Petered around the pool for a little bit.  Probably spent more time in the jacuzzi than swimming though.

Comments
From Burt on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 15:48:00 from 68.76.197.194

Don't let Sam know you were petering around a pool.

From Snoqualmie Ridge Runner on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 16:08:29 from 71.32.80.4

Mike,

How did you do on the run, swim, Pull ups, Push ups etc....?

You Iron Man you!!

That was some crazy stuff right there!!

From Sam Dean-howard on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 16:30:34 from 90.195.99.119

already read it Ha petering around in the pool I dont know Jacuzzi's have more pee in than pools LOL LOL LOL :-O

From Teena on Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 16:32:52 from 67.177.20.13

Hi Mike,

Hope you are enjoying life!

Seriously ... petering around in the pool?

From Kelli on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 16:02:16 from 71.219.76.64

You have had an eventful last week or so, and traveled the US, it seems!

From montelepsy on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 20:53:46 from 64.203.113.50

Too late Burt.

Jefferery,

The swim, run, push ups, pull ups went okay, it was the etc I struggled with :) Now I know what to prepare for for next time.

Jacuzzis are different Sam. It's hot and bubbly pee. You just sit in it instead of drinking it. Definitely better.

I'm enjoying myself Teena. And I what I was doing in the pool wasn't really swimming. It was kinda like floating and letting my limbs spasm to propel me forward. Like flagella.

Kelli, it was indeed Mike's excellent adventure.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.310.000.000.008.31

Felt recovered (thanks to being nursed to health by my beloved) enough to run.  Ran in the morning.  Slow pace.  Froze. 

Went for a walk in the evening with Rachel.  Wore flip flops which was a bad call and got a blister.  She walks too fast for my little legs.

9:23 pace

0721; 63 F; 6.5mph winds; no smoke, nor dust, nor haze

Ruby Reds Miles: 8.31
Comments
From kungfublonde on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 21:04:25 from 64.203.113.50

What was the walk, about 3 miles? That will probably be the one and only time I will have to slow down for you, or you won't be able to keep up when I run. That's okay, going slower made the walk last longer :)

From sam Dean-Howard on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 05:37:07 from 78.32.130.9

hehe ruby red miles well done on your run and the walk nice to spend time with your beloved isnt it!

flip flops for a walk R U mad :)

From argentinerocket on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:54:50 from 74.9.147.114

Froze because it was cold or your muscles were tight? Nice miles!

So when do you hear from the j-o-b, or is it yours already?

From montelepsy on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 18:43:46 from 64.203.113.50

Hon, I'm thinking the walk was close to 3 miles. I'll listen to you and wear shoes next time. Maybe not next time, but eventually.

Sam, it is nice to kick back with Rachel :)

Lucia, it was like 60 something degrees. I was shivering.

I have to go back and tryout again for that job. The commander would like to see my performance improve next time. I was the weakest on the ruck run and my water confidence was poor, but he's giving me a chance to get stronger and retry in Sep.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Installed a backsplash and a hood which turned out to be an awesome shoulder workout and a cussfest.  Pardon my French.

2xkb#1wdb55(J3x10; L7,4,4; C 3,2 all fours)

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From Bonnie on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 12:44:29 from 75.164.110.212

ha ha ha ha cussfest, I love it. I will have to show this to Dean when he gets home.

I can't believe they are making you work instead of just letting you lay around eating ice cream and deep fried jalepeno's wrapped in bacon (or whatever it is you were eating a couple of weeks ago ;-)). Actually, on second thought I bet you are really enjoying the honey-do list, show them ladies how useful you are - you are not just eye-candy you know ;-).

From Teena on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 14:06:41 from 67.177.20.13

Hey ... when are you going to post some pics of the awesome new kitchen!!!???

From Huans32 on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 18:22:37 from 138.64.2.76

Very nice man. Glad to see you made it back home safe and sound. I can only imagine the honey do list you has for you.:)

From kungfublonde on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 19:42:27 from 64.203.113.50

It was a very under-the-breath cussfest, so it's all good.

Don't worry Bonnie, he's been doing plenty of laying around. But I couldn't get that hood up by myself and I think Mike felt bad that my stepdad was going to have to come over to do it.

Teena, I'm working on it! Being by myself with the kids and the house and grad school for a whole year doesn't leave me a lot of time to put together internet photo albums, as much as I'm dying to! Hopefully with Mike home, I can get that done finally. And a lot of other things, too!

Most things can't wait a whole year, so he doesn't have much of a list. And he'll be back to Iraq next month, so the list is mostly being a gym buddy, a movie date, and to eat as much as I can cook for the next few weeks!

From sam Dean-Howard on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 06:39:57 from 78.32.130.9

I love it, enjoy your time together list and to do's can wait, and im sure an odd job man could do it anyways!!!

Oh well saying that I usually just do stuff like that meself and my hubby doesnt go away for months hes at home LOL

From Kelli on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 16:24:34 from 71.219.76.64

Men and projects. I can picture it!! Anything I ask Scott to do requires the rest of the family to be in earplugs for the day!

Glad you are gettin' some work done, though!

From montelepsy on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 18:53:28 from 64.203.113.50

Bonnie, I'm good at being eye-candy. I even plucked my eyebrows before coming home. Or I plucked the one hair that grows really long and drives Rachel crazy.

Teena, Kitchen pics are forthcoming. I need to finish up the floors. I bought a nailgun! And nails! I can't wait to shoot stuff with nails!

Thanks Mark.

Hon, I can eat as much as you can cook, but I need some work on the movie date thing. Practice makes perfect.

Sam, When I'm at home this kind of stuff usually takes months anyway :)

Earplugs are a good idea, Kelli! I'll have to pick up some at Costco.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 20:35:20 from 64.203.113.50

No, the floor has been done for a while and looks great! It's that weird under the cabinet area, where it's baseboard-ish. I want to paint it, and Mike is going to install bamboo trim (because the floor is bamboo).

I've only heard one curse word out of this project!

From sam Dean-Howard on Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 13:27:03 from 90.195.99.119

wow only one curse thats great, my hubby would be curseing a bit more than once, only if it wasnt going right though.... nice we have bamboo flooring in our hall, we put this floor down together solid flooring and was kinda tough to do but we never argued or cursed once I couldnt believe it at the time...LOL

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.340.000.000.008.34

9:10 pace

0845; 80F; breezy; blue sky and white clouds

Ruby Reds Miles: 8.34
Comments
From kungfublonde on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 20:32:46 from 64.203.113.50

I really enjoy how appreciative you are all the time these days

From montelepsy on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 01:21:51 from 64.203.113.50

Ditto.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 02:13:44 from 64.203.113.50

yeah, but for me it's the same as always!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.030.000.000.004.03

Weight vest and backpack with books.  We don't own a scale, but I tried for 45 lbs.  We'll see if my calves work tomorrow.  Last time this happened, I couldn't walk for days.

10:20 pace

0834; 82 F; beautiful day

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.03
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From Burt on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 18:39:04 from 68.76.197.194

It looks like it might rain here...and I rode my bike to work today!

From montelepsy on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 18:57:00 from 64.203.113.50

Three words Burt: Wet and Wild

From Eric Day on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 19:18:41 from 189.192.48.160

My calves hurt just from reading...ugh.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 20:32:00 from 64.203.113.50

I'm so glad you get this time to train up! But I'm bummed it makes you too tired, when I am such a night owl!

From sam Dean-Howard on Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 13:28:00 from 90.195.99.119

Ouch that sounds like a good workout, hows the calves now :-)

From Teena on Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 09:57:21 from 67.177.20.13

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! :)

From Burt on Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 20:01:18 from 98.167.151.26

Happy Father's Day.

From Bonnie on Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 16:39:03 from 128.196.228.134

Happy belated fathers day Mike, how are the calves holding up?

From Kelli on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 14:29:07 from 71.219.76.64

IMPRESSIVE and WHY???

From Teena on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 21:31:33 from 67.177.20.13

Backpack with books!!!

Way to improvise!

(Crazy ... but nice!)

From kungfublonde on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 21:37:23 from 64.203.113.50

To prepare for further testing for the combat rescue job...

We should take your backpack to the gym and weigh it, Mike. And then ask that guy on the stairs at the gym why he works out with a giant backpack, too.

From Teena on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 21:38:34 from 67.177.20.13

Hey there Rachel.

Okay, what do you mean further testing for the combat rescue job?

From kungfublonde on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 21:49:52 from 64.203.113.50

Hey Teena :)

Mike posted it about a week ago, and Burt added links I sent him to the comments... I'll see if I can dig those up and send them to you....

From Teena on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 21:51:22 from 67.177.20.13

Very cool. Thanks!!!

I'll see if I can find them on his blog. :)

From kungfublonde on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 21:56:02 from 64.203.113.50

I sent them to you. That's what all the pull ups were about... and will continue to be about. Although needelss to say, he KILLED in the pull up category. So now he's working on other things. Like running with a 45 lb rucksack on his back!

From Burt on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 22:25:24 from 98.167.151.26

Rachel - have Mike tackle the guy at the gym at the legs, then you go high and see what's in the backpack. In this day and age, you never can be too sure.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 22:33:54 from 64.203.113.50

Burt, I was just going to ask, "Excuse me, why are you working out with that huge backpack?"

But we'll call your idea Plan B.

From Teena on Wed, Jun 24, 2009 at 11:05:14 from 67.177.20.13

Man oh man oh man oh man!!! I just watched the stuff you sent me Rachel.

Mike, You are AMAZING!!! Wait, you are way more than amazing. That footage was insane!!! Seriously ... I'm trying to think of adequate words to describe how in awe I am.

You are unbelievably tough.

So ... I take it that you were one of the remaining 5?

Seriously, you are incredible!

Thank you so much Rachel for digging that up for me.

WOW!!!!

From montelepsy on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 01:26:35 from 64.203.113.50

Thanks for the Father's day well wishing folks! I had a blast with Rachel and the girls. And I fell asleep outside with my tee shirt, making my farmer's tan a cosmic farmer's tan.

Calves are totally recovered :)

Hon, That's not a backpack full of books... I'm just happy to see you!

I guess that didn't make sense, but I don't care. I'm a dad and I can make corny dad jokes whenever I want.

From montelepsy on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 01:27:34 from 64.203.113.50

Yes Teena. I was one of the five, but the commander wants to take another look at me before hiring me. So I'll be doing it over :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.320.000.000.008.32

8.42 pace

It was nice and cool, and I kept my heartrate nice and low.

Farted around in the pool with the kids.  Literally.

Ruby Reds Miles: 8.32
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0.000.000.000.000.00

Poolside with the family :)  Killed a black widow the size of a gumdrop.  Shredded on the guitar with Amanda and Papa Tim.  Gleefully partook of Rachel's pie with Maddy.

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From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 13:00:23 from 64.203.113.50

I should post pictures. And my dad and I made that pie together. (I'm going to make another one to take to Mom's this weekend!)

It was a good father's day :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.030.000.000.006.03

Ruck with 18 lb vest.  10:51 pace. 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.03
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Let all the kids dunk me for training purposes.

Comments
From Burt on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 17:09:00 from 68.76.197.194

That's good wholesome family fun.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 17:50:54 from 64.203.113.50

Sounds like it, right? But it wasn't our kids.

From Eric Day on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 19:23:22 from 189.192.124.219

uh? Another family? please....no.... ;)

From Teena on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 23:34:22 from 67.177.20.13

I have watched your footage 3 times now, twice by myself and once with Ry. We seriously can't believe how tough you guys are - and you are top five!!!

It's going to be very interesting watching your crazy training.

:)

From Eric Day on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 11:41:56 from 200.77.42.213

how about sharing video .... ?

From kungfublonde on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 14:17:23 from 64.203.113.50

Sent, Eric :)

From Eric Day on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 15:46:01 from 200.77.42.213

Thanks, makes me feel soooo weak. Must of lost a few marbles if that is his dream job...jus tkidding. Hope he nails it!

He's already in the top 5 ! awesome.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 15:57:41 from 64.203.113.50

I agree, he is awesome. :)

From montelepsy on Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 03:40:37 from 64.203.113.50

'Twas wholesome Burt.

'Twas our kids too Hon, plus your kid brother and our nephew.

Teena, I bet you watched it thrice because you're interested in doing it yourself.

Eric, I wouldn't say I'm in the top 5. I was one of the 5 that stuck around, but I wasn't offered a position. Yet. I'm still pretty awesome though :)

You'd better agree Rachel. You're stuck with my awesomeness.

From Eric Day on Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 10:32:16 from 189.192.22.107

Mike, don't push Teena around. Then she will beat & crush you !

From Teena on Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 14:54:22 from 67.177.20.13

Mike,

Your awesomeness reigns from sea to shining sea!!!

You were not offered a position??? What is wrong with people??? Seriously!!! I'm getting kind of ticked.

(Seriously, watching that footage, everyone looked strong ... but you looked unbelievably strong ... like way super strong!!! Seriously.)

From kungfublonde on Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 16:23:17 from 64.203.113.50

He's basically the manliest man ever.

(I was joking about the kids not being ours, Mike. As you know, I pretty much feel like every kid is mine!)

You weren't offered a position YET. September is coming.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.330.000.000.008.33

8:35 pace

Nightrunning with my new headlamp.  It made everything gray and creepy.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 8.33
Comments
From Snoqualmie Ridge Runner on Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 12:47:09 from 67.185.148.81

Excellent run...I miss seeing the heatwave index though...Night running one day and then rucking it the next.

From kungfublonde on Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 22:50:27 from 64.203.113.50

Plus it made you look SUPER dorky. The handsomest dork ever. But dorky. Wear it all the time when I'm not around :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.000.000.000.003.00

11:20 pace

Ruck with ~ 45 lbs

3xdb #1 (55,50,45)

Rachel witnessed some guy at the gym doing cool pushups.  I was too shy to make friends, but I'm going to try them when no one's watching.

Cooldown swim, but I didn't track how far.  I got out because the water tasted too strongly of chemicals.

Ruby Reds Miles: 3.00
Comments
From kungfublonde on Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 22:47:46 from 64.203.113.50

I was watching when you tried them today. What did you think? Your crazy push ups were cool too.

I'm going to set up a play date with you and that guy. Do you know how hard it is to find a work out buddy for you with all the insane stuff you do at the gym??

From Kelli on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 19:55:58 from 71.219.76.64

What do the cool push ups look like?

From montelepsy on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 22:22:17 from 64.203.113.50

Hon, I think they are interesting. I like variety. A play date with him would be nice, just because it's good to make new friends. Even if they're show offs.

Kelli, you do a pushup while holding on to the edges of one of those half-ball things with the ball side down, then you spring up and bring the half ball to your chest. Rinse. Repeat.

From Kelli on Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 10:19:46 from 71.219.76.64

And wash your shirt on your abs while you are at it.

Sounds hard!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.070.000.000.008.07

9:51 pace

1800ish. Felt hot. Turned around before I planned.

Rachel made the best eggplant ever.

Ruby Reds Miles: 8.07
Comments
From kungfublonde on Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 22:49:14 from 64.203.113.50

Same kind I always make :)

I think it was so good because it was from the university farmer's market. I'll go buy more before you leave again.

From sam Dean-Howard on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 07:41:37 from 78.32.130.9

Sounds nice making me feel hungry LOL

From Snoqualmie Ridge Runner on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 11:27:11 from 67.185.148.81

For some reason I just have never liked eggplant...what's the secret recipe Rachel?

From Burt on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 12:22:39 from 68.76.197.194

Eggplant is yummy. But yummy usually never means healthy.

From fly on the Wall on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 18:20:28 from 168.179.215.242

mmmm.... eggplant from the farmer's market!

Melons are in season at our farmer's market (they're grown in Hurricane, UT). I just ate the most delicious cantaloupe.

From montelepsy on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 22:48:15 from 64.203.113.50

I could eat your eggplant everyday Rachel! Hopefully that isn't construed as crude by anyone.

You wouldn't stop eating if you had access to Rachel's cooking Sam.

Jefferey, I don't know the secret myself, but it will turn you into an eggplant junkie.

Burt, you're right. It's fried, but she also bakes and grills them.

I'd love to try your juicy melons Fly!

From Burt on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 23:27:30 from 98.167.151.26

I didn't find the first comment crude, but I sure did the last one. ROFL!!!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

While brandishing a mere flap of plastic with a wire handle, I deftly decapitated this rogue mid-air.  There were other flies that escaped beheading, but they are no longer able to reproduce.

If anyone's recruiting for a secret ninja society, consider this my application.  I await your call.

2xdb #1 (W75, 60 for the rest until 55 for 2nd set of TGU)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Swam laps with Amanda and Maddy.  They are so goofy.  Must get it from their momma.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

Went out for a ruck run.  Planned to run 2 miles out and back.  Turned into a 2 mile ruck run then rest until I could convince my legs to move then walk back.  I had lost my respect for State-side weather.  I re-discovered it today.

15:28 pace (including sitting on the park bench panting)

1700; 105 F; nice and sunny

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.00
Comments
From Teena on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 23:01:43 from 67.177.20.13

Mike,

I have never seen anyone include sitting on the park bench panting into their pace. Only you!!!

Here's to a great week!!! :)

From Eric Day on Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 09:27:04 from 189.169.214.230

ruck run? pace panting?

You keep adding knowledge in my book.

After watching your video, I'm sure it was an super effort run. Not for wimps like me...

From Burt on Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 16:04:21 from 68.76.197.194

If I've learned ANYTHING from watching TV, it's never sit on a park bench. They're always freshly painted. Did you check your backside for a stripe of paint afterwards?

From sam Dean-Howard on Wed, Jul 01, 2009 at 03:16:31 from 90.201.147.84

hahhaahaha Burt! I bet you put 110 % effort in with a rucksack and lots of weight in it well done :-)

From Teena on Sun, Jul 05, 2009 at 15:17:04 from 67.177.20.13

Hope you had a wonderful 4th and that things are going well for you, Rachel, and the girls! :)

From Camille on Mon, Jul 06, 2009 at 10:30:56 from 75.171.3.28

I agree with Eric. My running vocabulary seems to grow every time I read your blog!

From Bonnie on Tue, Jul 07, 2009 at 18:55:12 from 128.196.228.134

Mike - what is going on, where are you guys??

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.470.000.000.002.47

9:58 pace

Quick run while waiting for Maddy to finish her PT

1130; 87 F; sunny

Ruby Reds Miles: 2.47
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.150.000.000.006.15

8:30ish  pace

Wondered how the garmin would read on a moving ship.  It didn't pick up the satellites while moving, so I ran in circles and tried to keep count.

0700, 85 F, really humid

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.15
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Hiked, swam and kayaked with Rachel and the girls.  Best day ever!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Epcot.  I don't know why the girls like the French part so much.  There weren't any rides there.  Just shops and places to eat.  Now they really want to go to France for reals.  Yikes.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Kinda rucked.  Instead of a weight vest and books.  I had a backpack with sunblock and whatever else you need to spend 10 hours on your feet at Animal Kingdom. 

Get there early because the animals sleep in the afternoon.

 

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

It poured on us at the Magic Kingdom.  What was really magic was how we were able to get the girls to wear dorky ponchos.

Skip the new, improved Tiki Room.  Trust me on this.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Took the girls on Star Tours.  I had been telling them about it since they were babies.  They thought is was just okay.  Muppets in 3D were a blast, but they were more into the Aerosmith roller coaster.  Oh well.  Kids...

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.860.000.000.005.86

10:11 pace

2230, 80 F

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.86
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Bike ride to the dentist.  But the dentist wasn't there to sign my deployment paperwork so I have to come back later.  Got my teeth cleaned though and an hour's worth of cardio.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Epcot.  I don't know why the girls like the French part so much.  There weren't any rides there.  Now the ladies want to go to France for reals.  Yikes. 

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Since Jan I've lost some inches and my pants started falling off.  I spent the last couple of weeks vacationing with the girls and working on making my pants fit again. 

Rucked.  Started walking after 3.25 miles. 

1100, 92 F, clear, not windy enough

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Comments
From sam Dean-Howard on Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 03:54:01 from 82.132.139.16

Oh that's funny hope your vacationing wAs good nice to see yourback to it maybe u shud just eat allot more when training like lots of cakes muffins etc lol

From Eric Day on Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 09:23:04 from 189.162.240.75

Hey, welcome back again. So, fixed those pants, uh? Hope you guys had an awesome time together!

From Bonnie on Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 09:47:22 from 75.164.35.228

I missed you guys Mike! I am glad you got those pants fitting again!

From Snoqualmie Ridge Runner on Sat, Jul 18, 2009 at 13:50:15 from 67.185.148.81

So are you back in THE Iraq?

Also, are you nuts? Not windy enough? At 92 degrees maybe you are right...

From montelepsy on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 at 12:41:00 from 64.203.113.50

Sam, I tend to eat a lot more cakes and muffins when I'm not training.

Eric, we had a great time in the Bahamas. Rachel even agreed to go parasailing. It was cancelled due to high winds, but she agreed nonetheless. It wasn't too windy for kayaking though. It's Rachel's new hobby :) We went out on double kayaks with Rachel and me in one and the girls in the other. A six foot nurse shark circled the girls and I have a permanent farmer's tan.

We missed you too Bonnie! Next time we'll smuggle you aboard.

Jefferey, I'm not in Iraq. It's just hot where we live :)

From Eric Day on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 at 12:50:11 from 189.192.20.125

Bahamas, wow, what a great trip! I envy you, maybe someday I'll do the same: take my girls to the bahamas, and wife, of course...

Permanent tan, mmm! so maybe you don't have to put on the black goo on your face when going into combat?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.310.000.000.008.31

9:11 pace for 7.64 miles then a walk through the park sprinklers

2300, 90ish, clear starlit sky

Ruby Reds Miles: 8.31
Comments
From Burt on Sun, Jul 19, 2009 at 12:56:06 from 98.167.151.26

It just doesn't get any better than that.

From montelepsy on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 15:43:25 from 64.203.113.50

Sho nuff

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.500.000.000.006.50

11:38 pace.

1100; 100 F; sunny

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.50
Comments
From sam Dean-Howard on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 at 12:59:10 from 90.201.147.157

Wow thats hot to run in well done

From Eric Day on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 at 13:33:55 from 189.192.20.125

Nice warm run, eh? Must of sweated a piña colada or two...

From Nevels on Wed, Jul 22, 2009 at 14:19:12 from 131.204.15.93

Alright, Mike, I just remembered the riddle you posed a month or so ago, and I haven't got a clue how to answer it. It had something to do with dropping the last "e" in "escape" in order to form something else. Can I get a hint...?

From Teena on Wed, Jul 22, 2009 at 23:53:05 from 67.177.20.13

Hope all is going well!

From montelepsy on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 13:31:03 from 64.203.113.50

Sam, day conditions here are like night conditions at work, so I don't have to worry about re-acclimating when I have to go again.

Eric, there's a guy in England who has a mutation in his metabolic pathway where he will produce ethanol when he exerts himself. Not quite a pina colada but still a cool trick.

Nevels, have you tried saying the individual letters aloud?

Teena, all's well. Thanks for asking. I've been taking it easy as far as working out is concerned. I think I'm meant to be a couch potato. I really like taking it easy.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Rode my bike to a dentist appointment and back.  57 minutes including stop lights.  I can't balance on while waiting for the lights to turn green.  How do they do that?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Trail run.  I ran on a bmx path for a while to do hill work.  I felt pretty silly, since they were pretty short.  11:31 pace.

1624; 103 F; sunny

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
8.350.000.000.008.35

11:07 pace.

One designated  driver.  Two cars.  Ran back to pick up the other car.  Who parties on a Tuesday night?  Apparently we do.

0200; 75 F; clear

Ruby Reds Miles: 8.35
Comments
From Eric Day on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 14:19:26 from 189.192.209.11

Cool! Good thing you ran back for the car. you sweat out all the junk you probably had on tuesday night.

From marion on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 16:52:23 from 71.213.106.139

Tuesdays are the best day's to party :) Nice miles :)

From argentinerocket on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 17:07:28 from 74.9.147.114

I hope your friends appreciate you enough and buy you a drink next time!

What comes before part B? Part A!!!!!

From Kelli on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 18:26:19 from 71.219.89.21

Nice work! Are you still home?

From sam Dean-Howard on Sun, Jul 26, 2009 at 16:55:59 from 90.201.147.177

Nice work, great partying :)

From Teena on Sun, Jul 26, 2009 at 22:31:37 from 67.177.20.13

Nice miles Party Boy!!

From argentinerocket on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 14:27:40 from 74.9.147.114

Still out partying?

From Burt on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 17:11:37 from 68.76.197.194

Like the new blog title.

From Burt on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 17:23:40 from 68.76.197.194

That was rather lazy of me not to use a pronoun in that sentence. What I meant to say was, I like the new blog title. I did not mean that to sound like a simile.

From sam Dean-Howard on Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 07:39:28 from 78.32.130.9

Burt Oh dear, thats just silly! :)

From Burt on Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 11:40:35 from 68.76.197.194

That's just silly. Don't forget the apostrophe.

From Kelsey on Fri, Jul 31, 2009 at 22:35:09 from 128.186.154.139

That was very responsible. Nice run!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.700.000.000.004.70

Ran with Uncle Mark while he was tapering for the SF Marathon.

 

9:54 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.70
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.030.000.000.007.03

warmup 1.42 @ 10:57

hills and cooldown 5.61 @ 9:54

80F; 62% hum; 5.8 mph winds; partly sunny

Ruby Reds Miles: 7.03
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.450.000.000.005.45

11:17 pace

105 F; 11% hum; calm and clear

p90x core synergistics

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.45
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.100.000.000.003.10

Ruck with 50lbs @10:49 pace

Hurt for a couple of days afterward.  A lot.

82 F; 19% hum; calm and clear

20 minutes late to p90x yoga

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 3.10
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.050.000.000.004.05

10:57 pace

102F; 12% hum; haze; 11mph winds

1xdb @ 40; 3x5pulls @ 35; - C

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.05
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.950.000.001.505.45

3x800 went for 3:23s; ended up with 3:35, 3:36 and 3:27; with/against/with wind respectively

102F; 11% hum; clear; 13 mph winds

p90x chest/back

 

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.45
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

9:52 pace

82F; 12% hum; 11 mph winds

p90x plyos

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
9.250.000.000.009.25

9:42 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 9.25
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.180.000.000.004.18

50 lbs ruck; 12:20 pace

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.18
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.040.000.000.004.04

10:14 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.04
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.350.003.310.005.66

Tempo 7:27 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.66
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

10:27 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
9.080.000.000.009.08

9:44 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 9.08
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

50 lbs ruck; 12:21 pace

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

9:49 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.330.000.002.015.34

2x1600 (6:54, 6:52)

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.34
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

10-something pace.

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
10.060.000.000.0010.06

10:53 pace.  Slept in and paid the consequences.  Started at 93F, ended at 104F.

No more snooze button in the summer.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.06
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

50 lbs ruck; 12:14 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

10:18 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.100.000.002.005.10

Paced Matt during his PT test.  2 miles @ 6:32.  Matt can move for a Clydesdale.

Comments
From Huans32 on Fri, Sep 04, 2009 at 08:45:17 from 138.64.2.76

Good to see your back on the blog again Mike. Great job heling Matt out with his PT test. And some great fast paces too.

From fly on the Wall on Thu, Sep 24, 2009 at 16:10:50 from 168.179.215.132

He was back but now he seems to be AWOL again. Hope all is well.

Running that fast makes me want to puke or take a nap or...

From montelepsy on Sat, Oct 03, 2009 at 05:57:53 from 155.85.58.253

Thanks for the welcome back Mark.

All is well now Fly, especially since the fiscal year just ended. Happy New Fiscal Year!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.080.000.000.004.08

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.08
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
10.010.000.000.0010.01

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.01
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.010.000.000.005.01

ruck 50

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.01
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.180.000.000.006.18

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.18
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.020.000.000.006.02

ruck 50

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.02
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.010.000.000.004.01

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.01
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.050.004.050.006.10

Tempo 4@ 7:27

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.10
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.010.000.000.004.01

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.01
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.030.000.000.005.03

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.03
Race: Air Force 1/2 Marathon (Tallil) (13.42 Miles) 01:45:57
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
1.600.0013.420.0015.02

Tempo.  Big flava flav medallion for every finisher.  Medals handed out .3 mile after 13.1 marker. 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 15.02
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.180.000.000.004.18

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.18
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.020.000.000.004.02

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.02
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.220.000.000.003.22

Ruby Reds Miles: 3.22
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
11.100.000.000.0011.10

Ruby Reds Miles: 11.10
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.700.000.001.504.20

3x800 = weak sauce

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.20
Race: Portland 1/2 (Tallil) (12.74 Miles) 02:35:29, Place overall: 3, Place in age division: 1
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.0012.740.0012.74

Ruck w/ boots division:  40 lb minimum. 

Went to bed before 8pm, since I was supposed to get up at 3:45 to do the ½ marathon.  The plan was to meet at 4:15 in the lobby to get to the start of the race by 4:30.  I heard my alarm, but I figured I’d sleep in for another 5 minutes.  I got out of bed at 4:13.  Good thing I went to bed dressed or that would have been awkward to have all those people wait for me.

Matt, Aaron and I rucked it. 

The race was poorly organized.  They said that they would start the walkers 15 minutes after the runners, but they just had us line up behind the runners and start at the same time without making it clear.  They also started pulling the directional signs before all the walkers made it by so they missed a turn or two.

As we were rucking we would ask the people at the aid stations if there were any other ruckers in front of us.  We got varying responses.  From 2-3 guys to about 8. 

We were getting worried because we couldn’t see anybody with a ruck in front of us.  And here you can see a couple miles in front of you, because it’s so flat.  We really wanted to place.  Luckily we weren’t competing against each other, since we are all in different age groups. 

We started passing runners around the 3 mile mark.  They weren’t really running though.  Aaron and I left Matt at around 6-7 miles.  I told Aaron to leave me at around 11 miles. 

I ran into another rucker carrying his unit's flag at 12 miles.   I couldn’t see him earlier because we had gotten back to the living areas and there were buildings and walls and turns.  I was able to pass him.  At that point I was groaning.  Loudly. 

Aaron was 2nd overall and 1st in his age group.  Matt came in 2nd in his age group.  He also had ten pounds extra (they weighed us with and without our packs at the end) and loaded his pack wrong.  His weight wasn’t evenly distributed and he didn’t do anything to cushion the plates in his backpack. 

I wonder if all the military guys felt bad that a pair of civilians (Aaron and me) took 2nd and 3rd.  I know the guy in fourth place did.  He was telling the people at the check-in that no one passed him.  This was after Aaron had told them he passed a guy with a flag.  Then they called me over and flag guy said, “Oh yeah, he passed me too.”  I would have been surprised if he didn’t remember me since we had a discussion as I was passing him one mile earlier. 

Then he started complaining that we had an advantage because we ran with backpacks and he had to run with a ruck.  Doesn’t he realize that rucks are designed to distribute weight evenly?  He also had a frame which kept the plates from rubbing on his back.  Some people. 

Feeling good.  Took 800 mg of Motrin just now so I should be feeling even better soon. 

Got a half moon Colonel's coin from a Lieutenant. 

Garmin didn't aquire satellites for a little while, but I still think the course was short.  It's okay though, because I really wanted to stop.

 

Comments
From Eric Day on Sat, Oct 03, 2009 at 10:37:32 from 189.192.6.51

Nice seeing you back. Lost you there for some time, thought maybe Sasha had banned you or something...nice race. 2:35 with a 40 pound bag + boots = awesome !!!!

From marion on Sat, Oct 03, 2009 at 11:36:40 from 71.213.105.213

Cool ruck race ;) Who comes up with this stuff? Poor sports are NO fun :p

From Burt on Sat, Oct 03, 2009 at 12:11:41 from 98.167.151.26

Yeah right Marion. That guy was a poor sport. I went on a 10 mile hike with a backpack that just strapped over my shoulders, so I can truly say that your are the man Mike!

From Bonnie on Sat, Oct 03, 2009 at 14:34:33 from 75.164.100.129

Great Job Mike!! You are ready my man!

From kungfublonde on Sat, Oct 03, 2009 at 14:38:40 from 68.127.114.9

I'm glad you don't cut and paste ALL our emails here!

I wrote you back to your work email address. Hope you got it. Let me know when you can talk!

From fly on the Wall on Sat, Oct 03, 2009 at 20:01:08 from 71.32.234.75

Nicely done! My back hurts after reading that.

From Kelli on Sat, Oct 03, 2009 at 23:10:16 from 75.162.136.134

Call me dumb, but what does it mean to ruck? Is that short for rucksack (with 40 pounds in it?)

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 04, 2009 at 09:08:28 from 155.85.58.253

Eric, I probably should be banned, but it was more of a self-imposed exile. At work we had to clean up a few things before the end of our fiscal year. It ended 30 Sep, so now I can goof off more.

I don't know who comes up with this stuff, Marion. Probably the same guy who decided that when we're done with our identically sized lunch trays that we stack them according to color.

It's good to be the man, Burt.

Thanks Bonnie! How are we going to break it to Dean?

Hon, I can talk or skype tonight noon your time.

Fly, you read with your back?

Dumb (just following orders Kelli), rucking is a term for backpacking. And you are correct it is short for rucksack.

From Kelli on Sun, Oct 04, 2009 at 10:18:13 from 75.162.136.134

Thanks for following orders. I wanted to get that straight before I read the report so I would not be confused. BUT, I really am dumb because if I had just read the report I could have figured it out.

So, do they do these races often where you compete in the ruck class? Is it just a military thing? Very interesting...men glutton for punishment by carrying extra weight!!

Nice job. And someone needs to smack Mr Poor Sport up against the head.

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 06, 2009 at 06:46:24 from 155.85.58.253

Kelli,

Since I've been here, I've only heard of 3 (one was a 10k and the other was a 2-miler). This was my first one, but I've been rucking since Jun.

There were between 40-50 guys that entered the ruck division and one lady, so I was in the top 4-5% for guys and only in the top 50% for ladies.

From sam Dean-Howard on Tue, Oct 06, 2009 at 07:47:53 from 78.32.130.9

well done awesome race and with boots and stuff :-)

From Kelli on Tue, Oct 06, 2009 at 10:37:24 from 71.219.96.151

You need to recruit more women, that is a horrible statistic!

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 09, 2009 at 05:26:31 from 155.85.58.253

Thanks Sam.

You're right Kelli. I think they should change the rules to make it a percentage of your bodyweight or something. The one lady I saw rucking couldn't have been more than 120 lbs. I've seen her limping around the chow hall lately :)

From argentinerocket on Fri, Oct 09, 2009 at 10:01:37 from 74.9.147.114

I didn't know what rucking was either... but it sure sounds pretty cool! Does it have to be a 40-lbs ruck? Does it qualify as rucking when I run home with my backpack with clothes, makeup and books and stuff?

Glad to see you back Mike, without your witty comments, that leaves Burt as the funniest guy on the blog, if you know what I mean...

If you got any blisters because of your boots ask Rachel to send you some cupcake bandaids, they're cool :)

From Burt on Fri, Oct 09, 2009 at 10:49:53 from 98.167.151.26

Seriously, I've been meaning to tell you. I'm so glad you're back, too. Do you know what kind of pressure I've been under being the ONLY funny person on the blog? That's a lot of pressure. So many nights I would cry myself to sleep thinking, "Will tomorrow be the day I run out material?" I mean, who else is funny? Riverton Paul? I taught him everything he knows.

From Eric Day on Fri, Oct 09, 2009 at 11:10:08 from 189.192.74.151

Poor Burt (pat on the back), sorry for the tremendous pressure you were under...

From Teena on Sat, Oct 10, 2009 at 11:10:52 from 67.177.20.13

YOU ARE BACK!!!!

Don't you realize how much you were missed??

First and foremost ... you are so stinkin' tough!!! Seriously. For example, I always beg my hubby to go biking on my long runs so that he can carry my fluids because I think they weigh me down!!!! :)

You're a stud my friend!!!

Congrats on the first and third places, Champ!

From Teena on Sun, Oct 11, 2009 at 15:36:13 from 67.177.20.13

Just thought you should know that orange skittles rock!!! Why did I not know this before???

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 18, 2009 at 02:50:52 from 155.85.58.253

You're definitely rucking, Lucia. If it didn't take up to 3 weeks to get here, then I'd be begging Rachel for real cupcakes.

Burt, one day Paul will be able to snatch the rubber chicken out of your hand...

Thanks Teena, for the morale boost and the skittle tip. I don't taste the rainbow much, especially since I'm too busy with a 5 lb bag of gummies.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

9:04 pace

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.270.000.002.005.27

4x800 Attempted 3:23s, but ended up with (3:24, 3:16, 3:27, 3:22)

 

 

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.27
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Like Lionel's Sunday morning

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.500.005.560.0010.06

Unintentional tempo, but that's what I get for running with Cody.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.06
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.000.000.000.006.00

Super easy.  Cody and I learned our lesson.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.00
Comments
From Eric Day on Sun, Oct 18, 2009 at 19:38:03 from 189.169.181.244

What lesson was that?

From Burt on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 12:35:00 from 68.76.197.194

That's what I was going to say Eric.

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 01:46:22 from 155.85.58.253

That easy runs are for going easy.

From Burt on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 12:08:57 from 68.76.197.194

That's so simple, I should have thought of it myself.

Tinman - "I should have felt it in my heart."

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 15:15:37 from 155.85.58.253

I am a simpleton.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.740.000.000.006.74

Ran into John who woke up late and ran a little extra to keep him company, because that's the kind of guy I am.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.74
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.190.004.010.006.20

Tried for a tempo holding 7:15s but that didn't really work out.  My legs were only willing to give me 7:32s. 

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.20
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Kept pace with Dustin while we looked out for anyone who would question our use of headphones which are prohibidabido!

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Comments
From Samantha Dean-Howard on Wed, Oct 21, 2009 at 04:42:59 from 78.32.130.9

My worst nightmare not being able to run with the headphones and why??

From Burt on Wed, Oct 21, 2009 at 19:45:44 from 68.76.197.194

Nice espanol there.

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 05:16:02 from 155.85.58.253

They have deemed it unsafe, Sam. They don't have faith in our ability to cross streets nor watch out for incoming traffic.

Gracias El Burto!

From Metcalf Running on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 12:33:44 from 207.225.192.66

That would stink!! Can you hide the cord under your shirt? And maybe the earphones under a hat?

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 25, 2009 at 05:26:18 from 155.85.58.253

Lori,

We just watch out for our leadership, so we put them on after we've exited the building and have gone around the corner.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Sun, Oct 25, 2009 at 05:46:06 from 90.201.147.44

like kids at school eh ! thats funny and im sure theyd be looking at your flamingo pink shoes anyways :-)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
10.010.000.000.0010.01

I was running behind someone who appeared like she was going super slow.  I figured she just made it look so easy that it was an illusion.  Turns out I was going super slower.

One day I'll be the boss of my legs.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 10.01
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.040.000.000.006.04

Not as slow as Fri, but still nice and easy.  Nice and cool weather.  It rained last night for the first time in a long while, probably because we had the vehicles washed for the general's visit.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.04
Comments
From Samantha Dean-Howard on Sun, Oct 25, 2009 at 06:02:42 from 90.201.147.44

Oh dear that happens to us we have all the vehicles ready to go out polished sparkling and it rains LOL

sorry that happened to you too.... great running in ya pinks

From Burt on Mon, Oct 26, 2009 at 15:04:59 from 68.76.197.194

I'm picturing the general yelling at you with Superintedant Chaumer's voice, "Monte!"

From Teena on Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 16:48:08 from 67.177.20.13

Hi!!!

Just checking in to see what you are up to!

Hope all is going well.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

53 lb ruck. 12:42 pace.  Planned on 6.  Decided 4 was better.  I was right.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

So easy

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
11.010.000.000.0011.01

Overslept and ran by myself.  It rained for a few seconds towards the end.  It was a nice way to cool down.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 11.01
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.360.000.000.005.36

I always read that you should run relaxed and easy.  I finally figured out how.  Cyclobenzaprine, my friends.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.36
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.000.000.000.005.00

Light ruck; 9:58 pace; 18 lbs IBA; 77 F; 19 mph winds + 30 mph gusts; hum 74-78%; Aaron kept pushing me to keep up, even though he had 45 lbs. 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.00
Comments
From Burt on Mon, Nov 02, 2009 at 12:44:29 from 68.76.197.194

Nice job. I hope you weren't high on drugs today.

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 03, 2009 at 00:35:25 from 155.85.58.253

You'll be glad to know, that I just said, "no".

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.010.000.000.006.01

Got caught by the Colonel wearing my headphones.  Upon reviewing my splits, I noticed that my heart rate spiked when I spotted him.  Curses.  Maybe I'll start running at night again.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 6.01
Comments
From sam Dean-Howard on Tue, Nov 03, 2009 at 04:08:06 from 78.32.130.9

Oh dear what did you get for that, 1000 press ups, or cutting the sand with hand scissors LOL sorry you got caught if you run at night do you get to wear a headtorch ?

From Burt on Tue, Nov 03, 2009 at 14:41:38 from 68.76.197.194

It's hard for me to stop laughing right now.

From Sam Dean-Howard on Tue, Nov 03, 2009 at 16:04:32 from 90.201.147.124

giggling is not allowed Burt !

From Kelli on Fri, Nov 20, 2009 at 15:52:54 from 71.219.71.229

How the heck are ya?? Still disobeying rules, I see.

From Kelsey on Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 08:35:11 from 98.230.44.19

You're not allowed to wear headphones? That's crazy. Did he say anything to you?

From Camille on Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 09:54:22 from 63.229.64.142

Are you breaking rules and sneaking around? Bad Mike!

Burt - you giggle like a girl! :o)

From fly on the Wall on Sat, Nov 28, 2009 at 11:22:26 from 166.70.192.189

Can't you just outrun that Colonel? He must have grounded you for the rest of the month.

From Burt on Fri, Dec 04, 2009 at 20:50:20 from 12.231.112.98

It's now officially been a month since you blogged last. How's your daughter doing?

From montelepsy on Sun, Dec 13, 2009 at 13:45:27 from 155.85.58.253

Sam, I do wear a headtorch, but for fashion reasons.

I'm doing well, thanks for asking Kelli. As for disobeying rules, my official answer is no. I always follow regulations.

He did say something to me the second time, Kelsey. I'm not going to risk a third.

Camille, usually I take off my headphones when I round the corner, but my boss happens to run too.

Fly, I can't outrun getting in trouble.

Burt, Amanda's doing well. Thanks for asking. I'll chat with you in another month or so :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.300.000.002.506.80

5 x 800s between 3:16 and 3:25

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.80
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
11.000.000.000.0011.00

EZ

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 11.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.000.000.000.007.00

10:45 pace

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.000.000.000.007.00

47# ruck

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.000.005.000.007.00

Stuck in Kuwait.  Treadmill, since I didn't want to risk spraining my ankle on gravel. 

7:30 pace

Ruby Reds Miles: 7.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.000.000.000.006.00

easy

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
12.000.000.000.0012.00

easy

Ruby Reds Miles: 12.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.000.000.000.007.00

~ 50 lbs ruck

Ruby Reds Miles: 7.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

Tapering for the 23rd

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

easy

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.000.000.002.005.00

4x800; 3:18 to 3:28 shooting for 3:23s

Ruby Reds Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

easy

Ruby Reds Miles: 4.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.003.003.00

6:53 pace; sandbagged some. 

Rucked.

Swam.

Ruby Reds Miles: 3.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.330.000.000.006.33

Easy.

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.33
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.500.000.000.006.50

easy

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.50
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.200.000.000.007.20

Easy

Ruby Reds Miles: 7.20
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.840.000.000.003.84

47 lbs ruck.  Don't wear boots without boot socks.  Or at least don't wear them with ankle socks, unless you want scabby ankles.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.002.006.00

8x400; 1:34 to 1:39, unsuccessfully trying for 1:33s

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.000.003.000.005.00

Tempo. 7:13 pace wearing my new clearance shoes.

Baby Blues Miles: 5.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.000.000.000.007.00

Started the FIRST program, but I don't think I can afford to give up the mileage with my eating habits.  So I added this.

Ruby Reds Miles: 7.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.000.006.000.0012.00

Half tempo @ 7:39 pace and the last half @ 10:03. 

Ruby Reds Miles: 12.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.000.000.000.004.00

70 lbs ruck ~ 20:00 pace.  Wore my headphones for this one, since the boss is on leave.

Comments
From Teena on Sun, Dec 13, 2009 at 14:47:28 from 174.52.45.85

Hey there Mike!!!!

70 lbs, are you serious???

Man Alive!!!

Nice job tough guy!!!

(Btw, I am interested in knowing how the FIRST program goes for you ... I was not a huge fan but know MANY who love it!)

From montelepsy on Sun, Dec 13, 2009 at 15:31:58 from 155.85.58.253

Hi Teena! It was my first time trying it with that weight. It forced me to walk and walk slow. The guys in the unit go for 15 mile rucks with that much weight. I've got a long way to go. It's nice to have goals :)

As far as the FIRST program goes, I'm not doing it right. I added 17 miles this week over how much it called for. I'm afraid of gaining weight. I can't imagine doing the eliptical or stationary bike to make up the difference in my usual mileage. And they still don't have a pool here. I will let you know how the 3 workouts a week compare to the 1 workout a week I'm used to, though.

From Eric Day on Mon, Dec 14, 2009 at 13:33:23 from 189.192.115.95

Wow, 70 pounds....you rock (or maybe thats what you carried).

Glad to see you back.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Mon, Dec 14, 2009 at 13:45:37 from 90.201.147.153

Holy Cow 70lbs well done, glad you got to use the music :)

From Metcalf Running on Tue, Dec 15, 2009 at 13:41:28 from 207.225.192.66

Thats crazy!! You are superhuman!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.200.000.002.505.70

5x800 (3:13-3:17).  I'm finding FIRST very difficult.  At least on the speed work.

Baby Blues Miles: 5.70
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.080.004.410.007.49

2x3500 (7:07 and 7:09 pace)

I like this workout.  I just wish I found one in miles instead of the metric system.

Baby Blues Miles: 7.49
Comments
From Snoqualmie Ridge Runner on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 13:04:23 from 24.17.108.253

Nice to see you back! Where are you these days? and what the heck are you doing for a living?

From montelepsy on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 13:08:32 from 64.235.121.163

I'm in Iraq still. It's a living still. A lot less people here now, so more work less play...

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
6.000.007.020.0013.02

7 at a 7:38 pace then 6 at an 8:51 pace.  Waited for Dustin who decided to sleep in between runs.  Ran the last 6 with Ti'aka.  She left me after 3.  I was toast.

Baby Blues Miles: 13.02
Comments
From Kelli on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 13:16:16 from 71.219.95.151

NICE PACE Mike!!! WOW, I am super impressed. How does one sleep in between runs, was there like an hour or so?

Have a good weekend.

From Metcalf Running on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 14:19:29 from 207.225.192.66

WOW that is speedy!!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.440.000.000.005.44

70 ruck 20:27 pace with a break.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.080.000.002.516.59

2x1600 (6:48, 6:35) 1x800 (3:13) w/ 400 RI

I was able to hit the 2:00 mark for holding my breath during our Line Item Review.  It'll be my favorite Line Item Review ever.

Baby Blues Miles: 6.59
Comments
From Bonnie on Mon, Dec 21, 2009 at 16:10:05 from 128.196.228.134

ha ha ha ha ... it sounds like something I will have to try. Nice workout Mike.

From Eric Day on Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 11:16:17 from 189.192.47.180

Sub 7 miles, great going !

From Burt on Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 12:03:13 from 206.19.214.144

I hope your ears didn't pop after holding your breath that long. Merry Christmas.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.170.004.000.006.17

Tempo 7:26 pace

FIRST wanted me to run it at a 7:24 pace.  We argued.  Obviously I won.

Ruby Reds Miles: 6.17
Comments
From Kelli on Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 17:18:33 from 71.219.95.151

FIRST is TOUGH!! I would never attempt to hit the paces it tells me to, so i think you should continue to argue.

From Eric Day on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 16:52:28 from 189.169.169.1

Merry Christmas-Feliz Navidad !!!

From Teena on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 19:09:28 from 174.52.45.85

Merriest Christmas to you and your family!!

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Sat, Dec 26, 2009 at 06:35:54 from 90.201.147.30

Happy Christmas, :)

From montelepsy on Sun, Dec 27, 2009 at 16:14:08 from 64.235.121.163

Merry Christmas guys!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.610.008.000.0011.61

Ran with the new Office of Counsel in the morning to show him around base.  I'll need him to keep me out of trouble.

In the afternoon, did a tempo at a 7:39 pace.

Didn't feel like Christmas without Rachel and the kids.

Baby Blues Miles: 11.61
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.080.000.000.005.08

Ruck 70 lbs.  Experimented by taking a plate out and holding it.  It made my back feel a lot better.  The counterweight let me stand up straighter and allowed me to walk faster, but my arms gave out after a mile and a half.  19:49 pace.  The 15:00 pace continues to elude me.  I need longer legs.

Comments
From Burt on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 11:03:31 from 206.19.214.144

Do you ever watch those strong man competitions? Sounds like you're in one.

From montelepsy on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 17:11:27 from 64.235.121.163

Ha Burt! If only I could tote around a fridge...

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.580.000.002.507.08

Pyramid 200, 400, 600, 800 x2, 600, 400, 200 with 400RI except for the first at 200.

The only repeats I was able to hit were the 400s, everything else was off. 

It was quite a struggle.

Ruby Reds Miles: 7.08
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.620.005.400.0010.02

3500, 1600, 3500 with 1600 RI

I ran about 3000 total against the wind.  I cheated and tweaked it so most of my tempos were with the wind.  Still wasn't able to hit the times FIRST was telling me, except for the mile repeat in the middle and that was all with the wind (12-23 mph).

Baby Blues Miles: 10.02
Comments
From Walter on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 17:26:18 from 206.53.147.129

Nice running Mike! I'm going to an indoor track tonight to attempt my speed workouts.

From Kelli on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 17:27:12 from 71.219.95.151

Once again, FIRST is crazy!!! Nice job on the PR!

Hope you had a great Christmas.

From Bonnie on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 18:23:24 from 64.119.33.134

Happy new year Mike ... when will we see you again?

From montelepsy on Fri, Jan 01, 2010 at 15:14:14 from 155.85.58.253

Your speed cannot be contained indoors Walter.

Thanks Kelli. It would have been much greater if I was with Rachel and the girls.

It's up in the air, Bonnie. Hopefully I can get processed sooner than later. I'll definitely keep you in the loop and keep my phone charged.

From Walter on Fri, Jan 01, 2010 at 20:55:26 from 24.10.169.110

Its nice to have a controled 62 degree building to run indoors in. Unlike your toasty weather you guys get year round. Im so jealous.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
918.860.00116.0560.021094.93
Flamingo Pinks Miles: 592.996-inch Heels Miles: 46.92Easy Swimming Miles: 2.50Ruby Reds Miles: 357.75Tempo Swimming Miles: 1.00Baby Blues Miles: 59.43
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