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Around and about,CA,USA

Member Since:

Sep 14, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

Kinda consistently running since 07 

Short-Term Running Goals:

5k in 18:00; 10k in 40:00

Long-Term Running Goals:

I would like to be able to keep up with my daughter.  The one who runs xc, not the one who's going to change the world through dance.  Although I would like to be able to dance also, so I change that to me wanting to be able to keep up with both my daughters.

Personal:

I have two gorgeous daughters; two good-looking cats and two dogs with great personalities. 

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Black Beauties Lifetime Miles: 490.88
Black And Blues Lifetime Miles: 408.91
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Comments
From Burt on Sun, Sep 14, 2008 at 12:23:29

Is it safe to assume that you are in the Air Force? I have a brother-in-law in the Air Force in Germany. He's a fire fighter. Keep up the good work, both in running and in service.

From Camille on Sun, Sep 14, 2008 at 14:13:11

I love the goal of wanting to keep up with your daugthers (in both running and dance!) That's fun! I have a 9 month old that I'm having a hard time keeping up with, so I completely understand the goal. Way to go with the 7 miles!

From walter on Sun, Sep 14, 2008 at 14:21:37

Welcome to the blog! Great photo! I can honestly say ive never run a race with a huge jet in the foreground. Nice!

From montelepsy on Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 05:22:58

Thanks for the warm welcome, folks.

I was in the Air Force. I work with the Army Corps of Engineers as a civilian now.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.150.000.000.003.15

Started a yoga class and ran in a dust storm

Comments
From Deborah on Mon, Sep 15, 2008 at 12:01:36

Wow, a dust storm? Was that difficult?

Welcome to the running blog!!

From jtshad on Mon, Sep 15, 2008 at 14:03:22

Welcome to the blog!

From Jon on Mon, Sep 15, 2008 at 14:08:49

Yes, welcome to the blog. I bet you are the only one in Iraq, or even on that continent.

From sarah on Mon, Sep 15, 2008 at 16:23:50

Welcome to the blog. We are grateful to you and others sacrificing in Irag. I'm surprised you have access to a computer. I guess that shows how ignorant I am of what your conditions over there are. Good luck!

From montelepsy on Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 04:49:25

Thanks for the warm welcome.

Running in a dust storm is not as bad as it sounds. It's more like a dust fog. It's very fine so the wind doesn't have to blow very hard for it to kick up and hang in the air.

The yoga was much more of a challenge...

From Jon on Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 09:11:12

Yeah, yoga and aerobics are harder for me than running 10 miles. Don't know why- it always makes my wife laugh at me.

From Camille on Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 19:09:01

We get dust storms here in Mesa, Arizona, and I can tell you there is no way I'd run through them. You are alot "tuffer" than I am. Yoga is hard. Keep up and it will get better. Good luck!

From marion on Wed, Sep 17, 2008 at 14:50:51

Yeah for Yoga! Yoga and a dust storm! AWESOME!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.000.003.000.005.00

Woke up late; 90-95F; 16% humidity; low visibility; very dusty; considered treadmill, but decided against it

3mi @ 7:29: mile 1 was easy; mile 2 was slow; mile 3 was a lot of effort

 

 

Comments
From Teena on Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 11:46:58

Welcome to the blog. I'm sure your daughters will be checking on your progress as you try to keep up with them. :)

From marion on Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 18:15:37

Welcome to the blog! How long have you been in Iraq?

From montelepsy on Wed, Sep 17, 2008 at 14:45:27

Thanks guys.

Been working at a desk here since mid-Jun. Can't complain. I like the people I work with and the accomadations are good considering what others have here. I just miss my family and home-cooking.

From marion on Wed, Sep 17, 2008 at 14:56:45

The family has to be the hardest. Our good friend is in Afganistan for a year. He just came home for two weeks, and it is so hard to see him go back for his last six months. This is his second tour. Jessica, his wife, is my good friend and they have four beautiful little girls.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.030.000.000.004.03

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
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Slow, slow, slow.  Threw my back out yesterday while playing a rough game of Spades, so I had to go easy.

Comments
From Bonnie on Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 15:03:40

Ok ... that is the first time I have ever heard those two things together. "threw my back out ... rough game of spades". You are talking about the card game right? Or are you throwing spades around (like a javelin?).

Take it easy on the back (and watch out for flying spades) ;-)

From marion on Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 16:08:18

Sounds like you are having too much fun! 7.03 is very nice for an injured runner. Ok was it a card game or the javelin thing? I think Bonnie and I are thinking there is much more to this story :D Do tell!

From Camille on Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 17:09:35

I would also like to hear the rest of the story :o) I'm impressed that you can run AT ALL, let along 7 miles after throwing your back out!

From montelepsy on Sat, Sep 20, 2008 at 13:55:51

I like to exaggerate. My back decided to go into spasms during a game of cards. Probably from tweaking it during yoga last week. My spade partner's sister is a doctor so his medicine cabinet is like a pharmacy. He gave me some prescription muscle relaxant and all is well.

My story may change to shovel-flinging as that is much more macho.

From Camille on Sat, Sep 20, 2008 at 16:34:07

hilarious!

From Teena on Sun, Sep 21, 2008 at 00:35:00

Sorry to hear about your back. I'm sure the gourmet selections at your "puke zone" helped to calm things down though. :)

Glad it's feeling somewhat better. Don't overdo the running while your injured though.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
1.000.000.000.001.00

Unplanned.  I was in the gym and a movie I liked was playing on the TV.  So I walked on the treadmill to see the last bit of it.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.000.000.000.003.00

Split my run in two.  To and from yoga.  I can't throw my leg around my neck yet, but that day will come...

Comments
From Teena on Sun, Sep 21, 2008 at 20:53:15

Talk to Marion ... she'll have you doing yoga headstands in no time!! :) What race are you running in your picture?

From marion on Sun, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:39:35

Nice miles and YOGA to boot! Way to go! I'm glad you have recoverd from your wild card game.

From montelepsy on Mon, Sep 22, 2008 at 05:10:51

The picture is from my first and only race, Air Force Marathon 2007. I don't have any others to compare it against, but other people remarked on how well organized it was, the long stretches without a crowd (a small portion of it runs through a nearby town where people come out and cheer) and the creative aid stations (there was a pirate-themed one among others that have faded from memory). There's a big hill at towards the end, but the last few miles are downhill or flat.

I wasn't planning to run a marathon, but I'm talked into things easily...

From Teena on Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 00:01:50

It's a great picture.

Man ... don't know many people who can just be "talked into running a marathon." So ... when's your next marathon? :)

From montelepsy on Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 15:11:59

I have a pact to run the AF Marathon every year I'm able. This year was a no, at least I thought it was. Turns out the Air Force set one up here to mirror the race in Dayton, Ohio, but I found out 3 days after they ran it. Oh well.

Next time would be Sep 09.

From Camille on Wed, Sep 24, 2008 at 16:10:02

Your first race was a marathon? Good crud! That's amazing.

It's good to know your a push over... (insert evil smile). Totally joking! Good job with the yoga. When you *can* throw your leg over your neck you'll have to update your picture for us. :o)

From montelepsy on Mon, Sep 29, 2008 at 12:22:53

I'm afraid that picture will not meet the family-safe requirement.

From Camille on Mon, Sep 29, 2008 at 12:32:34

LOL good point!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
2.720.002.000.004.72

Hard run Tues.  Planned on 5 miles total, but my running math was off.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.100.000.000.003.10

Easy does it.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.500.000.000.007.50

I usually don't have advice, because I'm not an authority on running.  This will be different as I will speak from experience.  Don't run unfamiliar trails at night.  Sprained my ankle on mile 7.  I counted the .5 mile limp back.  I thought a flashlight was good enough...

Comments
From marion on Sat, Sep 27, 2008 at 10:52:29

CRAP!!! I am so sorry about the ankle! DANG IT ALL TO HECK!!! :D I promise, I will never run an unfamiliar trail at night. I will learn from your mistake :) Thank you for sacrificing yourself for all of our benifits :D Way to take one for the team!

How bad is is? Were you really running or were you playing cards again? ;)

Hang in there :)

From Teena on Sat, Sep 27, 2008 at 12:10:01

Monte, Montel, (what is your name?)--

STINK!! What were you thinking??? Hope you are icing it. Get that swelling down.

Better have a few extra gummi bears. :)

Keep us up to date on how you are feeling. Laters.

From Teena on Sat, Sep 27, 2008 at 12:17:41

Your name is MIKE!! Hallelujah ... I just read your nickname comment!! Hate that for whatever reason the blog does not notify me when someone has left a post. So I am constantly having to try and go back and look at things. Maybe I need to put a different email account on my personal info (perhaps there something weird about the comcast.net --who knows). Btw, LOVE THE NICKNAME!!!

From montelepsy on Sat, Sep 27, 2008 at 12:49:53

Not bad. Doctor said no running for a month, so I'll be gliding elliptically and biking stationarily.

BTW, I don't have narcolepsy. Apparently, I suffer from an incurable case of rudeness. It's not polite to take a nap in class, even if the instructor is explaining acronyms with other acronyms.

From Teena on Sat, Sep 27, 2008 at 12:51:37

You're probably right ... probably not the best idea to fall asleep in class. Can you wear sunglasses? I'm guess not!! Guess you'll just have to load yourself with gummi bears and hope the sugar high gets you through!! Good luck!

From leslie on Sun, Sep 28, 2008 at 16:59:52

Bummer!!! I think you may have tripped up to teach others a lesson, too bad you were the one to suffer!!! Marion, I thought of you!!!!!! Take note!!!! Take care and enjoy the cross training!!

From kunfublonde on Mon, Oct 06, 2008 at 03:03:15

The flashlight would have been enough... I see you left out part of the story :)

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 06, 2008 at 04:12:15

When you run with a flashlight you should probably point it where you're running.

I should have attached to my head somehow or held it in my mouth instead of holding it while pumping my arms.

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Ankle's doing well.  I have a spiffy brace and pain meds!

Stationary biked it for an hour on zone training, plus 5 min cooldown.  I lied to the machine about my age too.  Nosy machine!

When I run, it's not too hard to get my heart rate up; but when I'm on the lifecycle why does it hurt so?

Comments
From Camille on Mon, Sep 29, 2008 at 13:01:53

I always lie about my weight. LOL I know why that stupid machine askes me that, but I still don't want to fess up to anything. :o) How long do you have to wear the brace?

From montelepsy on Mon, Sep 29, 2008 at 13:55:29

Funny you ask. I don't remember the doctor telling me. I should pay better attention. He said no running for a month though. And then I called him a liar.

From Teena on Mon, Sep 29, 2008 at 23:27:43

Perhaps you fell asleep during your appointment??? :)

Nice job on the workout!!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.000.000.000.003.00

Did 30 min of cals before work.  Tried an abs class for dinner (the instructor sounded like the squirrel from SpongeBob).  Walked 3 miles after work after giving up on the elliptical. 

 

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Woke up an hour later than usual and my RHR was 10bpm higher. 

Ate a whole med Pizza Hut pan pizza for lunch, but resisted the gummi bears.

30 minutes of cals after work.

Comments
From marion on Wed, Oct 01, 2008 at 17:22:59

That pizza sounds DIVINE!!! I LOVE pan pizza from Pizza Hut! Gummies I can pass on, but NOT pan pizza! YUMM!!!!

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 02, 2008 at 13:12:51

I probably can't get away with using the word divine, but that's exactly what it was, girlfriend!

From marion on Thu, Oct 02, 2008 at 13:17:23

The words "girlfriend" and "divine" in one comment- is that macho enough? Oh no, I used "macho" in a comment! You were going to have to owe me a pizza, now it looks like I'm going to owe you. Ummmm pizza. I think it's going to be pizza for date night this week!

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 02, 2008 at 14:55:35

It was sub-macho, and I will take you up on any offers involving food.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 03, 2008 at 02:44:57

You are in a relationship with two children and four animals? Creepy.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 03, 2008 at 03:55:08

Also, the girls really like sending you Haribo gummies, because they are your favorite. But I guess we should start sending pizza. Don't worry, I know I can't ship Pizza Hut pizza. I'll send frozen ones :)

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 03, 2008 at 08:02:16

I'm rationing my last pack of gummies. I ate ten pieces of pizza last night too. Not thick crust greasy Pizza Hut, but still too much. I wish people would stop celebrating stuff, because I have no self control.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 03, 2008 at 10:57:58

It's funny to hear you say that, because you have so much self control. You are driven and disciplined and you stick to the goals you set.

Man, you deserve some pizza for that.

The sad thing is that you eat can 4700 calories a day of pizza and look amazing, while I eat toast with tea and still have to work it off.

Ice the ankle while you pig out.

From montelepsy on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 06:12:08

Counting you and the kids and Harvey (who I forgot about), that's 8 animals. And you're all mammals, my favorite kind to have relationships with.

From kungfublonde on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 10:53:44

Ah, you're such a romantic. You always did know how to sweet talk me!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.000.000.000.003.00

Walked on the dreadmill while watching Battlestar Galactica.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

30 minutes of cals; 1 hour on the stationary bike on hill intervals

Ankle's sore, so no more dreadmill.  Unfortunately I can't see the TV from the bike.

Comments
From marion on Fri, Oct 03, 2008 at 12:53:02

Nice workouts. Sorry you ankle is still bugging! No TV is a bummer :(

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 05, 2008 at 01:11:25

I think I should rearrange our equipment when no one's looking. Or read a book.

From marion on Sun, Oct 05, 2008 at 01:26:19

That's what I was thinking, but I didn't want to encourage naughty behavior :)

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My first spin class was this morning.  I was thrown off by the ambiguity.  There were no numbers on the dial yet the instructor was shouting out all kinds.  It was a good experience overall, and I'll do it some more if I ever wake up that early again. 

Early to bed, early to rise... does not apply to everyone, Ben.

 

Comments
From marion on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 10:24:11

No kidding! I hate going to bed and I hate getting out! I need to try a spinning class, but they are all at 5:15 AM- TOOOO early!!!!

From montelepsy on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 11:03:39

This one was also at 5:15. The bikes are stationary. They aren't going anywhere folks. They be there in the afternoon. What's with people?

Today was a fluke. I was jarred awake at 4:30 by a strange dream about a talking cat and overflowing toilets.

From marion on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 11:07:54

There must be a freaky mindset to "spinners" about biking at the (plese exceuse the white trash phrase) butt crack of dawn! Hey about your dream, did you call home to see if it was a "vision"? :D

From kungfublonde on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 14:40:19

Just last week I went to the 5 am spin class. I've never done it before and was hesitant, thinking it might be too much for me.

I ran into a friend walking in the the class and we ended up talking for 40 minutes. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I just did the glider for 30 minutes before I had to go home and get the kids ready for school.

It is totally not worth it to get up at 4:45 to go talk at the gym. Lesson learned; no more spin class for me.

From marion on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 14:50:39

Amen sister!!!

From montelepsy on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 19:02:31

Marion,

I texted home about my dream. I was also wearing those glove shoes. It was quite bizarre.

The shoes alone would have been silly enough.

From montelepsy on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 19:34:30

Honey, I kind of want those shoes. I could wear flip flops with them too.

From Burt on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 19:44:27

I've gone to spin class once. It was an intense workout!

From marion on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 19:47:10

Sounds really cute :)

From Teena on Sat, Oct 04, 2008 at 20:01:08

Talking cat, overflowing toilet, early spin class, glove shoes????

Do tell more!!

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 05, 2008 at 01:43:14

I hit the highlights. I suppose the most significant part of the dream was my cat learned how to speak. In my dream, Rachel thought is was no big deal. I really worked hard to convey how spectacular and special it was. And she was like, so what? It was very frustrating. The fivefingers and the toilets just added to the ambiance.

From marion on Sun, Oct 05, 2008 at 14:48:59

Your cats don't talk?

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 05, 2008 at 15:35:22

Only in my dreams...

If they really did, it would be pretty annoying.

"Pet me. Keep petting me. Don't stop, but don't pet me on that spot. Hey, why did you stop petting me?"

From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 06, 2008 at 01:34:35

Are you talking about the kind of toe-socks Amanda has? The knee high, rainbow striped ones? Sure Hon, I can mail those to you. They will look great when you go wogging around base in your flip flops.

Only one of our cats talks, and she mostly just says, "I hate the dogs."

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 06, 2008 at 11:12:02

Not socks. Shoes. Shoes that look like Amanda's socks. Rainbow shoes would be fine. That way no matter what color shorts I wear they'll match.

From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 06, 2008 at 11:54:23

like surfers wear for really cold surfing?

From marion on Mon, Oct 06, 2008 at 14:45:23

Mike- you must wear those socks and take a pic and post it!!! It will be a major hit!!!

From marion on Mon, Oct 06, 2008 at 14:48:37

The "shoes" are called five fingers. :)

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 14:37:39

Hon,

Kinda but they're not made of neoprene and they have all the toes not just a split toe.

Marion,

Maybe I will. I'll find a pair of rainbow gloves as well.

From Marion\ on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 14:41:58

There is usually a picture of them as an ad on the blog right below the log in. It rotates throughout the day.

Still got to love the rainbow socks and gloves!!!

From kungfublonde on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 18:05:37

The ads don't show up for me because of the browser I'm on. Sounds like I'm missing some exciting stuff...

What is the purpose of those shoes?

From Marion on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 18:09:22

To look rediculous!!! (did I spell that right? it looks so strange) Anyway, it is to protect your feet while you run barefooted, which strengthens your feet. But mostly you just look weird ;) I'm just kidding, may runners use them a lot. Sasha would be able to answer that question the best. He's the "blog guy" sasha.fastrunningblog.com Tarzan has them too. You could probably google fivefingers for more info too.

From montelepsy on Wed, Oct 08, 2008 at 12:56:45

You're not really barefoot, you're goofy-footed. Ha ha. Lame surf joke.

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Yoga.  The kind of yoga that made me wish the doors did not have windows.  Lying on your back while grabbing your feet to pull your knees by your ears is hard if you're laughing.

Comments
From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 06, 2008 at 22:21:05

the various edits to your personal section have been making me laugh.

Careful in yoga. If you laugh too hard in that particular position, you're gonna toot.

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25 minutes of Cals.

I'm setting the alarm tonight so I can say I set it for spin class tomorrow, even though I'll probably hit snooze until it's too late to go. 

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Made it to spin this morning!  43 minutes of wishing I got there early enough to get a bike with a drink holder.

Comments
From Teena on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 00:01:51

What time is it right now where you are at? Funny to read a Tuesday report on a Monday evening!! :)

Glad you got to your spin class -- sorry you didn't get the drink holder. That stinks.

Where can I send your 26.2 gummi bears??

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 00:07:27

It's 7:05 am here. No need to send anything, but I appreciate the offer.

We're 10 hours ahead of Pacific time. Once everyone else falls back, we'll be 11 hours ahead since we didn't spring forward.

From Teena on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 00:10:25

That seems pretty crazy.

Just let me know if you ever run low!! :)

Have a great day!!

From kungfublonde on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 00:17:09

we worked out at the same time :)

So what did you think about spin class? I'm taking a do-over on mine too, on Wednesday.

And give yourself credit; you outran Harvey. A couple of times!

From Camille on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 10:27:30

What exactly is spin class? I hear about spin class and can't help but think of women with long ribbons doing rhythmic gynamstics. I don't know why that is.

From kellies on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 12:38:38

Impressive dilligence with the spin class. I have tempted to go to a few here and there but can never stick with them, they are too much work. So, I am assuming you are in the Air Force, stationed in Iraq? I have a brother who is in the Air Force, he is stationed in Valdosta, GA. You will have to let me know. Way to go with your exercise regimen, so consistent. Impressive!

From Marion\ on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 13:39:39

More spinning! Great job! That O'dark hundred business is too much for me!

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 13:51:45

Sensei,

I'm getting the hang of it. It's been so long since I've been on a bike that my rear's pretty sore afterward. I think it would be great for you. It was something I could do when I was recovering from surgery without bothering my knees too much.

Camille,

Spinning is a marketing term for stationary bicycling. The one I go to is pretty subjective, with the instructor shouting out numbers corresponding to how much effort you need to give. I like it.

Kellies,

I'm prior AF, currently an Army civilian. Future, back in the Air Force. As far as motivation is concerned, I'm unable to run for a while so I've got to do something. :)

Marion,

I'm like you. It's too much for me too, but I feel such a sense of accomplishment when I do get up.

From Camille on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 13:54:24

Thanks for the explanation! That makes since. These aren't typical exercise bikes then, but more like real bikes?

From kungfublonde on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 14:01:46

It isn't too much for you, because you do it. Just like how you try to say you have a fear of heights, yet you love to skydive and bungee jump.

It always makes me laugh how you look me in the eyes and say you can't do something as you are doing it.

As for spinning, I'll let you know what I think after my first real class tomorrow...

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 14:10:15

Camille,

They are stationary bikes that use flywheels with a knob to adjust resistance.

Honey,

I just like looking into your eyes.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Oct 07, 2008 at 18:17:03

That was a lot more romantic than your line about loving being in a relationship with me because I'm a mamal :)

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Did an Abs class last night. I'm unable to keep up with the squirrel-voiced instructor.  She's a madwoman.

This morning got my cals down to just over 20 minutes.  Who knows what the night has in store.  Hopefully it's cards and not working out.

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From Kelli on Wed, Oct 08, 2008 at 13:37:21

Oh, I love the voice of the instructor. That is funny!

From Teena on Wed, Oct 08, 2008 at 13:59:04

Hey ... I thought you were a multi-tasker!! Work out while you play cards and gobble your gummi bears!! :)

Core exercises always kick my butt!! I guess that means I need to do more of them. Stink!!

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 09, 2008 at 05:00:18

Kelli,

Her voice is funny, but her routine is no joke.

Teena,

Unfortunately I'm hard-wired for mono-tasking, but now I'm inspired to attempt to eat and play cards simultaneously. Great suggestion!

From Kelli on Thu, Oct 09, 2008 at 09:37:22

Anyone who teaches spinniing should have the voice of...I dunno, SATAN? That is tough stuff.

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Spin class this morning was packed.  Bike had a drinkholder, but the seat was loose.  Judging by the puddle on the floor and the appearance that I wet myself, it was a great workout.

Abs is tonight.  I will face off against, abwoman.  I will lose, but I will continue to go. 

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From Teena on Thu, Oct 09, 2008 at 14:48:55

I love that feeling of working out so hard that the sweat is dripping off in buckets!! Nice workout!!

You can totally take abs woman!!

From marion on Thu, Oct 09, 2008 at 17:44:01

Ab woman beware!

You know what they say about sweat, it's the only way we can deep clean!

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 09, 2008 at 23:57:56

I'll have to settle for joining her instead of beating her, since I can't do it physically I've decided to start talking like a chipmunk.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 00:40:27

Talk like a chipmunk WHILE you do your ab workout. That's the secret.

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 06:16:05

You're right hon. I ran into her afterward and her regular speaking voice is indistinguishable for James Earl Jone's.

From Montelepsy on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 06:16:57

Jones'. I meant to typa.

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 06:17:21

Type. I meant to type.

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Abs wasn't too bad last night, even after overeating again.  Too many people are leaving and having going away parties.  They should have going away runs or something besides let's stuff our face celebrations. 

Cals took over 26 minutes today.  A lot more resting than usual. 

Stationary biked for 90 minutes.   Ankle is still too angry at me to run. 

Half day at work today, Yippee!

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From marion on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 11:26:30

That's a great idea. For my next birthday, I'll throw a 1/2 marathon or maybbe a tri. I'm turning 40, I can do whatever I want. We can have quinoa and tofu! ;) I am getting the quinoa today and having Rachels Rice with eggplant and potatoes tomorrow night

From Camille on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 12:30:08

On my birthday's I crave chocolate and icecream somethings, not tofu! LOL Especially if there is a going away run. I totally understand though, going away food is never healthy and always tempting. Speaking of tempting, I took a candy making class last night, and now know how to make some pretty devilish goodies. I better start putting in the mileage to make up for my new hobbies.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 13:40:55

I'm a health food nerd- quinoa and tofu are my idea of fun!

And Camille, if you make peanut butter cups, Mike will run all the way to your house. He talks about gummies, but peanut butter cups are his real weakness.

From Camille on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 13:46:42

usually I'm good (I love veggies!), but when I have that sweet tooth, I have it bad. So much so that I don't think the peanutbutter cups will last until Mike gets here. LOL

From marion on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 15:51:33

I LOVE anything with peanut butter and chocolate! My 5 year old is drop dead allergic to nuts and it just makes me crave it all the more. I know, I am a bad mother. When I was nursing him, I couldn't have milk because he was allergic to that too. I would dream about drinking milk. I felt SO guilty!

From kungfublonde on Sat, Oct 11, 2008 at 00:56:24

Your ankle is angry at you because you won't just lay off of it. Swimming and all this other stuff still stresses it out. Too bad you aren't here to just get a good old fashioned guitar hero, couch potato workout.

From montelepsy on Sat, Oct 11, 2008 at 05:10:34

Marion,

Let me know how you like my favorite casserole.

Camille,

I agree with you, birthdays should be decadent. Going away parties don't need to be, especially with the heavy rotation we have here.

Hon,

You obviously haven't paid attention to me play guitar hero. It is murder on the ankles.

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Spin class. I'm getting the hang of the early morning routine, but I'm concerned I'm not getting enough sleep.  My RHR is 20% higher than usual.

For the past month I've been testing myself on Cals once a week, after starting abs class my situp score went down.  I was expecting them to get better.  Maybe they're prettier?  Next week if I don't see an improvement, I'll have a word with squirrel lady.

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From Camille on Sat, Oct 11, 2008 at 19:37:24

Have you tried going to bed sooner? I know some people can't. We all have our "bed times".

How do you get a situp score? Mine would be - something. I'm happy if I can do 1 situp. LOL It's pretty pathetic. It's probably time for me to get out the pilates tapes.

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 05:38:47

I track how well I do a generic fitness test. One component is how many situps you can do in 2 minutes.

Rachel showed me some pilates moves. They were tough. I would definitely go to a pilates class if one was offered.

From Teena on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 09:18:02

Nicely done with your early morning routine!!

Make sure you are not catching a cold - that's usually what an elevated rhr means for me (or that I just can't get myself to relax well enough to get an accurate number).

How much sleep are you getting?

From Teena on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 09:18:48

Sweet!!! Have you noticed that there is now a way to "edit" and "delete" comments!! NICE JOB SASHA!!!!

From Camille on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 10:07:34

You are right, pilates is tough. I laugh at the "V-Sit Position". Yeah right. LOL My body doesn't balance like that.

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 11:19:07

I haven't been tracking my sleep, but I get up 2.5 hours earlier than I normally wake up to go to spin. Not every day though.

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 11:21:10

I'm not familiar with the v-sit, but it sounds like I would not enjoy it.

From marion on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 20:02:17

Do you mean boat? (v-sit)

Great work out Mike- how is the ankle?

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 08:10:04

My ankle is doing great, thank you! I'm just going to take it easy.

I'm glad you like the casserole, but you should really try it with eggplant. I think it gives it a nicer texture and it soaks up the flavors better than tofu.

From marion on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 15:12:54

GLad to hear the ankle is feeling better :) I am going to try for the eggplant again. The illusive eggplant! Tofu is less flavorful, but the clan ate and enjoyed. I just had a big bowl for lunch! YUMM. It may be better today!

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Big disappointment this morning.  Went out for a hearts/minds mission to pass out toys at an elementary school.  When we arrived a Ministry of Education official was there and said we would not be able to interact with the children.  The good thing is, the kids still recieved the toys.   

There was one little girl who kept peeking out of a classroom who couldn't contain her grin, so we know that they would definitely be appreciated by someone.

50% more Cals, but 3x as long.  Lots of rest between sets.

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From Camille on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 15:07:30

That's such a nice thing for those kids. It's too bad they didn't let you interact with them though. Is it for security reasons? I bet that one little girl looking out grinning made your heart smile.

From marion on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 15:31:11

What a great "mission" :D It's too bad that all of our good hearts just can't win out over all of the darkness. Hang in there :)

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 05:36:36

I don't know what the reasons where. The headmaster was okay with it, especially since he was asking for help to add more classrooms. The education official didn't give us a reason other than it was against policy. We'll just have to go back when there aren't any bureaucrats to ruin our fun.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 12:27:34

I was about to post this picture on my blog today! I'm glad you did it. (But did you mean to do it twice?)

From marion on Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 12:29:52

Look at that! Way to go Mike!!!

From Camille on Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 12:30:14

Oh, WOW! I'm glad you posted this picture. I bet those kids loved those toys!

From montelepsy on Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 12:54:36

If it's good enough to do once, it's good enough to do twice. Actually, it only shows up once for me. Hmmm...

From Kelsey on Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 08:12:14

What an awesome picture!

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Spun for 45 minutes, which cancels out a 1/3 of my German Chocolate cake consumption.

Abs tonight.  98% chance of more cake.

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From kungfublonde on Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 18:26:27

If you want to go skipping through the park, hand in hand, cowboy sneezing with me this Christmas vacation, you need to let that ankle get better. You are aggravating that giant pin in your toe-bone with all this spinning, I bet. Do some nice pilates and core workouts, nothing with your feet!

From montelepsy on Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 04:15:56

How do you propose I burn calories, Miss?

I don't have the ab stamina nor yoga skills to burn thousands of calories doing crunches and chanting. Since the mail here's free, there aren't any stamps to lick either.

From Camille on Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 10:28:25

oh man... German Chocolate Cake!!! yum!

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Cals in the morning.  Took 55 minutes, 11 minutes off Mon.  Can't wait to start running.  I'm going stir crazy.  The cake was all gone when I went back last night. Bittersweetness, I could have used the comfort food, but I don't need the calories.  Abs class will be offered on Saturdays now, but she cut the time from an hour to thirty minutes. 

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From Camille on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 10:52:54

Did someone steal your cake? Or did you eat the entire thing but forget that you had eaten it all... (something that I would do!)

From kungfublonde on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 12:21:39

And now you have a friend there to work out with you! Take Roland to abs class, and yoga. Then take a picture- I want to see what Mike Tyson would look like doing the locust :)

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 23:47:11

Camille,

I think I could have eaten the entire thing. I thought I was pickier about my baked goods (spoiled by Rachel and her mom), but I found out it was betty crocker.

Hon,

Did you mean lotus, silly? I guess when I try it I look more like a locust.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 01:57:51

No, I meant locust :)

But if there is any way possible to get that giant man into the lotus position, I want to see that too!

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 09:42:07

I just googled locust position. Looks like it requires a cup.

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Spin in the morning and Abs class at night.  Resisted pizza during movie night and feel studly for it.

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From Teena on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 00:23:43

That is some major impulse control!! You are stinkin' tough (no way I could have done that).

And studly you are!!

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 00:36:23

I owe it to you telling me about fitday. Thank you.

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45 minutes of Cals, cut 10 minutes off.Ā 

65 minutes on a real bike until the seat became too uncomfortable, then 30 minutes on the stationary.Ā 

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From Camille on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 12:16:30

I wish I could say I was "studly" and resisted pizza last night. Ironically, that is what we had for dinner. LOL

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 12:46:04

I had already eaten dinner and dessert, so it was easier to resist.

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Pedaled like a maniac this morning.

Already knew Maddy was a stud.

Found out biscuits and gravy is a whole mess of calories.  Much messier than I previously thought.

Abs tonight.

Ankle's still tender.

Weekly assessment: Sit-ups went down 5; pull-ups up 3; push-ups up 5

Flaked on Abs class.  Went to a friend's b-day dinner instead.  I found out about it after I ate dinner.  I treated myself to carrot cake at dinner because I ate healthy all day.

At second dinner I ate a calzone and had a lemonade.  I learned my lesson. 

Next time I eat healthy for a day, I'm going to treat myself to cake, calzone and lemonade.  It was a great combination.

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From Teena on Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 14:31:14

You are a maniac!!

Biscuits and gravy - evil evil evil (but they taste so good ... atleast around here, who knows what they are like at the "Puke Zone").

From Jon on Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 15:19:34

Is the ankle getting better? Can you walk on it?

From Kelli on Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 22:27:53

2 dinners?? And a skipped class? OOPS! But I hope you enjoyed it. Carrot cake can not be all bad---it does say "carrot" in the title.

From montelepsy on Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 23:31:16

Teena,

They are hit and miss. Sometimes the biscuits are too dry for the gravy to rescue. Sometimes they're good.

Jon,

I've been walking on it for 3 weeks now. I feel the tenderness when I go through the range of motion exercises the doctor gave me. It doesn't bother me if I don't bother it. I'm going to try some easy running next Fri.

Kelli,

I thoroughly enjoyed it. I'll do some extra chanting and posing at yoga tonight to make up for it.

From Kelli on Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 00:11:55

Tonight??? What time is it there? It is night here already and we are all snuggled in our PJ's eating ice cream!

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 00:16:31

It's 7:15 am. :)

I'm snuggled in my workclothes at my desk.

From Kelli on Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 00:20:44

Sunday or Saturday?

From montelepsy on Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 00:22:04

Sunday. We work everyday, but we get a half day on Fri.

From Kelli on Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 00:23:55

Well, then, I have to say that I am doubly glad that I am here and not there. I do not want to get up and work at all. It is time for sleeping (and eating ice cream---not at the same time), not working.

From Camille on Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 11:42:52

yumm, it sounds like a good combination. And I agree with Kelli, the carrot cake does have the "carrot" in the name, so it must be good for you. LOL As you can tell, I'm a fan of good food.

I'm sorry your ankle is still sore. Hopefully soon? Maybe. Don't push it though. I think Rachel will be sad if you can't run through a field holding hands together (or something like that) when you get back in December.

From marion on Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 12:57:13

Sounds like a fantastic day of eating :) My kind of day :)

NOW I AM REALLY HUNGRY!!!!!

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Yoga. By far the goofiest workout I've ever had.  The narrator kept going on about glands.  Supposedly I worked my thyroid, but why is my pancreas sore?  Is the pancreas a gland?

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From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 01:02:23

All I know is you're doing a good job taking care of your handsome gland.

From walter on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 01:05:22

Wow I dont know if I should be in here! Im a little red in the face. Lol Jk

From Camille on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 11:54:12

man, I didn't know there was a good looking gland. I need to find mine. :o)

From Montelepsy on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:28:25

Honey,

December will be glandtastic!

Walter,

I guess you must have an overactive blush gland.

Camille,

My undergrad was in gland science and I can assure you that your good-looking gland is connected to your knee gland.

From Camille on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:31:55

So the truth is I don't need beauty sleep... I need to figure out a way to work my good-looking gland. Is there a yoga position for that?

From Montelepsy on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:36:00

Apparently you have to flap your arms, induce shallow breathing and shake your head. It totally works.

As far as beauty sleep goes, I need to get some or I'm going be spending all day tomorrow hideous.

From Camille on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:37:44

It sounds like that exercize move might actually make me pass out... which would cause me to sleep, right? So ultimately beauty sleep it is!

From walter on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 18:02:07

way to change the subject Mike! lol Im sorry Im a guy. I think, walk and talk like one.

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Upped Cals 25% from last week. I meant 33%. Math is hard.

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From marion on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 14:55:42

WAy to push it! What do you do for your "cals"?

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:10:59

Bodyweight exercises. Pushups (eek!), situps, pullups, dips and pistols.

Just enough to set off my weakness for all things baked. And all things fried. Pretty much all things edible.

From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:12:36

Did you just "eek?" That's hilarious.

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:20:52

Yes. Marion was on some sort of pushup thing a while ago and used it. I wish I could take credit for it. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, though. Triple dog eek!

From Montelepsy on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:21:35

Marion,

Are you still doing the pushup program?

From marion on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 15:38:49

rachel- Poor mike- all of these girls he has been hanging out with are turning him into a 'ekk" sayer! "sayer?" is that a word?

From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 21:43:39

if he says it at home, the girls are going to die laughing :)

http://artpad.art.com/?k92ebtotnj0

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 02:18:37

Hon,

I wasn't able to see the whole message, but I love you too.

Marion,

Rachel likes my (eek!) feminine side.

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Spin.  I really need to invest in some padded shorts.  Abs class with a focus on obliques.  Didn't care for it, mainly because my obliques are weak.

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From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 23:42:34

I can't think of a single joke that is appropriate to post here. Call me. :)

From Lybi on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 23:51:11

Bahaha! That's all you have to say.

So, you guys are married and both blogging from separate parts of the world? What a sweet love story! That is awesome.

I just have one more thing to say: Gooo troops! You make us proud!

From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 23:55:13

I'm pretty much just on here to pester Mike. With LOVE! :)

It would be his kind of love story if he came home to find me alone in the living room, that "come hither" look in my eyes, and a chess board all set up next to a platter of homemade brownies. Rawr!

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 00:46:00

Hey hon, I just tried calling. Your voicemail is full.

Lybi,

I'm no longer a troop, but I'll work on making you proud anyway.

From Camille on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 10:40:04

Rachel - Hilarious! Shall I send you some brownie mixes for Christmas so you have extras when he gets home?

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 10:58:45

Rachel makes her brownies from scratch. She's a keeper.

From Camille on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 11:01:22

Even Better! You are right, she is a keeper! I have never made brownies from scratch. My poor husband has to settle for the box brownies (and he is a huge brownie fan). I can, however, make cookies and cakes from scratch.

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 11:32:04

If you can bake that stuff from scratch then you can make brownies too. Rachel has some awesome recipes. You could top off a pan of brownies with your cake-decorating skillz!

From marion on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 12:32:31

KFB got skills! Ok mike- poor bum- sorry! Get a bike seat!

RAchel- we want a recipe of the day!! do you hear? We are getting the spinach lentel soup tonight :)

Ok nothing I spell looks right. Is that a sign of insanity?

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 13:42:12

She does, but when I come home I'm going to make Tot-chos!

From marion on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 13:55:16

You know it Mike- the winner of the "White Trash Tot's" award! it is sort of like a demolition derby. I swore I would never go to one, heck I thought I would never go to one, but we were dragged once and it was surprisingly entertaining. Red necks really know how to live it up! My husband and I have had out eyes opened up to all kinds of fun stuff we had never seen before, tots and jello inculded! Ok- his mother thought jello was a food group, but I had had it only about 5 times before I moved to Utah. ;)

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 14:05:02

When I was younger, my mother had to spend some time in the hospital. She happened to share a room with one of the lunch ladies at my school. The woman told my mom I was a liar. That I ate my jello and went back in line for more after saying it fell on floor. She said she could tell I was a fibber because I had the whipped cream all over my face. She gave me the jello anyway.

The thing is I was telling the truth. It did fall. I just got on my hands and knees and ate the whipped cream off the jello on the floor, because it was still on top of the jello and thusly clean and edible.

After all these years, I still feel the same about whipped cream.

From Camille on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 15:00:13

Ha ha ha Oh my goodness! That is hilarious! I'm not a jello fan, but do like whipped cream. Not sure if I like it *that* much.

Jello seems to be a food group in Utah and to the ladies at church. It seems like any time there is a sign up to bring a salad, I'm the only one that doesn't bring jello salad.

From marion on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 15:09:49

I just want to know WHO thinks jello is a salad? One time I told a lady that I had hardly ever had jello growing up. She looked so concerned and asked, "Well how did you get your fruit?" I was stunned. I said, "I dunno, we just ate FRUIT!!!"

I am with you Mike- I'd eat whipping cream off of the floor too! We joke in our family that if it is a sweet food, whipping cream will just make it better. If it is a salty food, bacon can only add to the enjoyment. Rules to live by!

Costco carries the Land 'o lakes heavy whipping cream in the spray cans. HEAVEN!!! BAD BAD BAD!!! I was never a big fan of the spray stuff until the Land 'O Lakes HEAVY stuff came out! I need to move on or I will be making a special trip to Costco! $400, 400# and 400 more miles I'll need to run! Run, Marion, Run!!!

From Kelli on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 15:41:50

Because, Marion, they put all sorts of fruit in the jello (and sometimes even vegetables---ick!) I like my Jell-o virgin, however.

Sorry about the sore butt, and your wife is not even there to kick it into gear for ya! Do they sell padded shorts?

From montelepsy on Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 04:49:59

Camille,

I can't eat jello with anything suspended in it. It just doesn't look right to me. Yay you and your non-jiggly salad!

Marion,

I'm going try topping some bacon with whipped cream. Or maybe wrapping some bacon around whipped cream. How about hollowing out a brick of bacon and filling it with whipped cream, like a meat twinkie? Culinary possibilities abound.

Maybe Rachel won't mind sharing her bacon story?

Kelli,

They make all kinds of padded shorts for cyclists, from the form fitting kind to cargo shorts. I want a pair to match my padded bra.

From Kelli on Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 13:55:46

That sounds like an extremely dangerous outfit. I spiked bra (think Madonna), now that I can see.

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 00:18:30

I think spiked shorts would get me arrested here. Or a date.

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Cals done in 58 minutes, much better than 1hr 53 minutes on Mon.  Probably because I shut off the 0430 alarm and slept in til 0630. 

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From kungfublonde on Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 10:50:47

Yeah, I bet. As much as I like getting in my workouts early, I'm slower and not as strong at that time. And I never got used to it enough to ever get a REALLY good pre-dawn workout. That's why I ended up going twice a day. Which is what I'm doing again!

From Kelli on Wed, Oct 22, 2008 at 14:27:52

Good plan. 4:30 is what time wacko's get up.

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 02:07:27

This wacko needs to go to bed earlier in order to beat the wackier bike taking wackos :)

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Got up at O wacko thirty to spin, but all the bikes were taken.  Used the stairmaster until an elliptical was open.  Stairmasters are evil.

* Rode a bike to Abs tonight.  Was able to keep up with the instructor for the first time!  Also had a terrible view.  I was directly behind hairy, too-short shorts man.  Almost went blind when I looked ahead during planks.  Gotta take the good with the bad.

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From kungfublonde on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 01:21:42

I used to love them, but now they hurt my knee.

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 02:03:36

They hurt my pride. My quads can't keep up.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 02:06:43

Remember when we used to have one, in that apartment in Bridgewood? You used to use it holding Amanda.

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 02:10:07

I don't remember, but it doesn't suprise me that I would unintentionally endanger our toddler. Ah, youth.

From Camille on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 10:52:12

LOL I can almost picture that one. I've only used the stairmaster once, and that was enough for me. I was pregnant, and it was right before my doctor put me on a strick, no exercizing regiment. Actually, come to think about it, it *may* have been *why* he put me on the regiment. It wasn't, but it wouldn't surprise me.

From Kelli on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 13:06:12

I love them (if I know what they are). Aren't they like a moving mini escalator?? I really do love them! That and wall sits!

Quit getting up at wacko times, you'll live longer. ;o)

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 13:22:04

Camille,

Did he/she give you a reason for not exercising?

Kelli,

Look who's calling the wacko wacko, wacko!

Who likes wall sits? Or doesn't like Napoleon?

From Kelli on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 13:27:04

Well, I know plenty who do not like Napoleon (they are about as fun as cardboard)! But you've got me on the wall sits!! Ya wanna know why I like them? It is the only thing I do at the gym where I can kick the pants off of all of the skinny people!!

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 13:32:51

So you like wall sits for selfish reasons. :)

From Camille on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 13:34:19

That's because the skinny people lack muscles!

Mike - I was told no exercizing because Melanie wasn't my first pregnancy but is my first baby. The doctor was playing it super safe. (Which I appreciate). I had just got into running and started a regular exercize routine, and then I found out I was pregnant. So, I was happy to give up exersizing for Melanie. She was definitely worth it!

From Kelli on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 13:48:04

I am very selfish, yes. I can not do a pull up to save my life, but I can wall sit all day!

From Marion on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 13:52:13

I am going back to bed- you guys are making me tired!

nice work out Mike. Kelli do a wall sit for me! CAmille- you are right, having that sweet baby is worth giving up anything, even running :)

From montelepsy on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 14:00:36

Even homemade brownies.

From Marion on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 14:15:21

Yes- even homemade brownies ;)

From Camille on Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 14:18:02

I agree... I'd give up homemade brownies for Melanie.

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Ran for the first time in 4 weeks. :) Super slow so as not to anger my ankle.Ā  Ankle feels fine.Ā  Did half the cals in the same amount of time it took Wed.Ā Ā Ā I'll try to do the other half tonight.

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From kunngfublonde on Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 11:47:24

Yay! I'm sure you are very happy to be running again :)

From Camille on Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 12:58:16

Wow, Go Mike!!! You are running again! Be careful. Don't re-injure that ankle! :o)

From montelepsy on Sat, Oct 25, 2008 at 00:23:45

I'm stoked!

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Finished my Cals last night after work.  Finished a 15 week program that I've been trying to do off and on for the past 7 years.  Not playing with my xbox has made me very productive.  Now I've got to get creative and find something else to do.

Hit snooze and missed spin.  When I finally did get up I went for a run. :) 

I went a little faster than prudent.  I saw a unit running in formation a quarter mile off and decided to pass them.  When I passed them I decided to pass them by a lot.  When I turned around to go back they did too.  Then I decided to pass them again.  When I passed them again, I decided to pass them by a lot.  Overall, they weren't running very fast, and I know they weren't racing me.  But it still felt good.

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From Kelli on Sat, Oct 25, 2008 at 22:01:10

Competition is always good, it gets you moving. I love chasing a rabbit runner!

Quit hitting the snooze button already, I like to hear the stories about the chipmunk lady and the padded bike shorts. Actually, never mind, hit the snooze button all you want. Everyone around here needs to start sleeping in a little.

From Teena on Sun, Oct 26, 2008 at 09:22:43

Mike --

Oh that is awesome!! I could totally visualize it!!! Do you ever feel a little bit bad when you pass people? Sometimes I do ... but I get over it quickly.

My favorite though is when you pass someone and then they say something like, "Oh no you don't." And then you have a death to the finish type race going on. Those are the best ... especially when you win, but I enjoy them even when I come up short.

Nicely done Mike ... love it!!

Hope you are having a great weekend.

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 01:47:13

Kelli,

The snooze button and I have a history, I've ignored her for too long. She beckons oh so sweetly...

Teena,

I never feel bad. I used to swim at this pool and I would do my best not to let this woman pass me. She really pushed me. By the end of my swim workouts, I was beat. I knew she was competitive, but I had the advantage over her. At least while she was still in her third trimester.

I will never forget trying so hard to stay ahead of a pregnant woman.

From Teena on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 09:06:29

That is AWESOME!!!!

I need to know though ... is that a true story or are you just being Mike???

Either way ... love it!!

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Power yoga that made me feel powerless. 

Everything's sore from running again.  Except my ankle. :)

I understand why my shins and calves hurt, but why are my inner thighs aching? 

* Weekly assessment

From last week:

Situps up 6 .  Fished what I wanted!

Pullups down 6.  Unexpected!

Pushups down 25.  Disappointing!

 

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From marion on Sun, Oct 26, 2008 at 15:23:16

You've got to quit using the Thigh Master!!! I am SO glad you got a run in :) YEAH!!! Great news that it does not hurt! YIPPEE!!!

From Kelli on Sun, Oct 26, 2008 at 15:53:55

At least you have your ankle...gotta look at the positive.

Power Yoga on!

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 01:41:12

Marion,

But I want thighs like Suzanne!

Kelli,

I do have my ankle back. :)

From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 02:01:07

That's an indication of being homesick. Check WebMD.

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 07:17:34

I have acute homesickness. :(

Hyporachelitis.

From kungfublonde on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 10:52:36

That's very rare. Unfortunately, there is only one cure, and it's only available in California. The good news is, you get a lifetime supply.

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Slow.  Enjoyed the great weather.  Cloudy with a cool breeze. 

Started kettlebell program.  Very uncomfortable for my wrists and forearms.  Add padded longsleeve gloves to my wishlist.  Or oven mitts.

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From Camille on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 09:22:06

That weather sounds wonderful and much like the weather I enjoyed this morning. :o) I'm glad your ankle isn't bothering you too much, but sorry to hear you are in pain from running everywhere else. Is it good pain? Like the "I'm getting stronger" pain?

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 12:04:32

It only lasted a day. The pain. Not the weather. And it was a good pain.:)

It has rained here the past couple days and it has been cool in the mornings.

From marion on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 14:11:35

Nice run! Yeah- to be on the road! So how cool is cool?

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Spin this morning, easy run afterwards.  Felt cold outside, it was nice.

* Abs instructor had a headache.

It just made her more ornery...

Super tough and silky smooth!

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From marion on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 23:35:30

I love to read your blog to see how tomorrow is going to be :)

I am glad the running is easy going for you! Watch out for the holes! So what is the temp?

From montelepsy on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 23:46:59

It's 61. :)

I'm blogging from the future!

From the future in backwards-land!

From marion on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 10:36:05

61 is NICE! Oohh I miss the 60s :)

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 12:48:31

I miss the eighties, including the music, not so much the hairstyles.

From marion on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 12:59:08

hahahahahah! we miss the eighties cause we were young and HOT and had not a real care in the world!

Ah come on- the hair was AWESOME dude! bahahah!

From montelepsy on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 13:07:46

If you counted my hair I was almost as tall as Rachel. She was full grown in ninth grade. I kept growing until I was 27. In fact, I'm still waiting for puberty to kick in so I can grow a mustache.

From Kelli on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 13:50:42

You guys make me laugh! Thanks.

Did you buy the padded shorts, I really want to see a picture of what that might look like.

From Camille on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 15:07:58

Hilarious! I miss 80's music and 80's movies. I still watch a few now and then. I also love looking at pictures of us from the 80's. My husband's prom picture is hilarious. His glasses almost took up his entire face. :o)

Mike - if you post a picture of the padded shorts, I think it's only fair that you also find a picture of your 80's hair! :o)

From Burt on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 15:24:26

Speaking of hairstyles, you look a lot tougher when you have short hair. I mean, look at that picture of you in front of the plane. You look like you could destroy everyone in the blog single-handedly.

From kungfubonde on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 16:26:56

Mike, I have 80's pictures of us I can post...

From montelepsy on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 01:08:18

Marion,

In the 80s I totally cared about my hair.

Kelli,

No padded shorts. I'm going to let weakness leave my body through my rear.

Camille,

Rachel has blackmail pictures of me. And if she loved me she wouldn't post them.

Burt,

You're probably right. I am one super tough dude. I just can't catch anyone on the blog; you're all too fast.

Hon,

Leave those pictures locked in the embarrassing file. :)

From Camille on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 08:38:09

Nice picture!!! Your hair does look "silky smooth", but you don't look as tough in that picture as you do in the picture of you running in the Air Force marathon. Maybe it is because there aren't any fighter planes behind you.

From Kelli on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 08:39:22

I think you just DARED your wife.

Nice do, BTW.

From Burt on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 11:36:36

Mike - For one, you are faster than me. For two, I take back the comment about the need for you to have short hair to look tough. You look like a young Bruce Lee in the above picture. Well, maybe Jason Lee. Not the My Name is Earl Jason Lee, the Dragon Jason Scott Lee. A little bit like the My Name is Earl Jason Lee. Well, at the very least, in the pictures your wife posted you look like a cross between one of the Beatles and Yoko Ono. I don't know which.

From marion on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 12:27:31

Hot Mike- Hot! I love the hair! Did I know you back then? IS this a challenge? I may have to go find my old pics now. We can have a "who looks the dorkiest" contest!

From Camille on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 12:31:39

LOL that sounds like a fun competition. I'd post a picture of me from the 80's, but then you would all realize how young I am and vote me off the island. I don't want to be voted off! :o)

From montelepsy on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 12:34:37

Camille,

Maybe I would have looked tougher if I had pulled my hair into a ponytail. Or if I wasn't wearing a turtleneck. Or if I had a dangly earring.

Kelli,

Luckily she's too kindhearted to shatter my fragile ego like that.

Burt,

That's an interesting coincidence, because my singing ability is on par with Yoko and my kung fu is probably as good as Earl's if not worse.

From Kelli on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 12:40:09

I do not believe that for a minute!! I am anxiously awaiting what she comes up with...

From montelepsy on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 13:10:16

Marion,

Bring it on!

Camille,

If you were dorky because your parents were dorky and dressed you at the time, it doesn't count. You'll have to post dorky 90s pics.

Kelli,

I just hope she doesn't come up with something too good.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 15:42:56

Ok, you all know that's a fake picture, right? Mike's sister photo-shopped it. I almost peed my pants laughing when I saw it on her myspace page. I have the REAL embarrassing pics of Mike, and he did NOT have softly feathered 70's hair.

And what are you talking about you can't kung fu? All your black belts aren't just for decoration. You kill me with all your modesty. Good thing I'm here to brag for you or else no one would ever know how truly awesome you are.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 15:43:41

p.s. I want baby pics of Camille in the 80's!

From Camille on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 15:45:40

She totally ratted you out! That's awesome! I'll try to dig some 80's baby pictures up for you Rachel :o) But I think we deserve the blackmale goods on Mike now. :o)

From kungfublonde on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 15:50:25

...was that supposed to be a secret...? Sorry Mike :) Why would you post that horrible picture and not want me to post any real ones? The real ones look WAY better than that fake yearbook picture!

From Burt on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 15:55:07

Ha! I knew it was a photoshop job! I wasn't going to say anything because I thought it was such an elaborate scheme to pull off such a hoax in so little time, but now that I know it was already made, it makes a lot more sense. All righty then, show us the real pics. I'm just getting a little TO'd right now because you won't even send me a full body shot.

From Camille on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 15:56:42

Burt - there is just something wrong with one man asking another man for a full body shot.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 15:57:47

lol- LaFawnda!

From Kelli on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 17:21:51

I bought it, looks just like I would picture him!!

From kungfublonde on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 22:03:38

It's his face, but it's not his beautiful hair, nor is it his beautiful turtleneck. Picture a bowl cut and a catholic school uniform. Yeah, I know how to find the hotties! ;)

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 00:18:21

I posted it before the contest when we were just talking about hair. I was going to come clean and ask Rachel to post some real pictures. :)

I really like this one though.

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Resting from running.

Kettlebells.  Watched the Russian Kettlebell Challenge dvd.  Pavel did not have a voice like a chipmunk, but he kept calling me comrade.  It made me chuckle when he said this would help melt fat without the dishonor of aerobics or dieting. 

On the scale of dishonor I wonder where spinning to techno falls? 

I may have to commit hari kari to redeem myself after yoga with spandex ponytail man.

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From marion on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 12:48:43

I have no idea what most of your post meant, but i am craking up! I really hate techno!

From montelepsy on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 13:20:30

Kettlebells are old fashioned weights.

They look like cannonballs with handles.

They've gained popularity from a former Soviet special forces trainer, Pavel. I think he has a lot of credibility, because he has an accent and he doesn't wear spandex.

One of the guys ordered a couple and one of the dvds.

I'm going to master them so I can create my own workout video, by combining the best elements of all the workouts I've been exposed to.

Rockin' the Bells! With loads of spandex and a catchy techno beat!

From Camille on Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 19:17:32

When you have created your "Rockin' the Bells" video, I'll have to buy one. That sounds entertaining! (I mean, I can't wait to sweat and build muscles to the techno beat!) LOL

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 Short run to spin. Went to the evening class, since I hit snooze this morning.  Different instructor at night and a very different approach to training.  I was dying, so I liked it.  Abs afterwards. 
The teacher was upset with us because no one told her that she had some hair sticking straight up like alfalfa last class.  How was I supposed to know?  Anyway she took it out on my poor obliques. :(

Accepted a ride back to work to be social.

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From Kelli on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 14:01:47

Okay, I know where you are, so where is this place that you work out?

From Teena on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 15:27:11

What's up with hitting the "snooze" button? Perhaps it's time to move your alarm clock to the other side of the room!!

Nice workout.

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 00:44:38

Kelli,

There are a few gyms on base. The one I go to spin is about a mile away. Yoga is in the same place. Abs are across the street. I the small compound where I live we have a trailer with weights and a couple of cardio machines.

So there's no excuse not to get exercise. I don't have the courage to try the dance classes they offer...

Teena,

My room's too small for that technique to work. And my love of sleep is so true and deep. :)

From Kelli on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 16:14:14

So, who teaches the classes, all military people??

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 22:57:33

Not always. The ones I go to are. The woman who teachs abs is a personal trainer back home, but works in the med clinic here. I don't know the background of the spin intructor. He does wear cycling shoes. I haven't checked him for padded shorts.

From Kelli on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 at 12:04:22

I thought the cycling instructor was a GIRL!!! I see.

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 at 12:26:21

If she is, then she's one macho-looking lady.

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Slow, but long enough to eat as much rice as I can.  Some Cals, but not too much.  Happy Halloween!

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From Camille on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 10:59:06

Happy Halloween!!! 9.48 miles, I think you can eat more then rice. (I'm thinking something with chocolate and peanut butter!) Way to go!

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 11:05:21

Good miles! GREAT PACE :) Enjoy the rice! Is that all the army gives you for Halloween? :( How sad! Bahhhhhaaaahahahahah!!!

I had NO run today and i am having homemade donuts!!!

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 13:14:50

Camille,

Peanut butter cups are one of my favorites. Rachel sent me a bunch and I devour them by the greedy handful. I had to share or else I'd eat them all.

Marion,

Rice is a treat for me! The dining facility here has crappy rice. Rachel sent me a rice cooker and the kind of rice I love, and her various family members sent me sardines, so I get to have a fix now and then.

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 13:19:46

Peanut butter cups are DIVINE!!! SArdines- YUCK!!! (unless in Cesar dressing) and the right rice makes the world go round! Waht is your favorite?

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 13:25:29

I like all kinds. calrose, basmati, jasmine. Rachel sent me some calrose which is great with everything, especially sardines.

From Camille on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 13:54:42

okay... all this talk of sardines is making me nausiated! I use to sit by a woman at work that ate sardines (among other more questionable items). Lets just say lunch time was NOT my favorite time of the day.

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:02:37

Rachel has trained me to eat my sardines outside when white people are around.

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:17:26

Us white folk are a bit sqweemish! I've got enough German in me to make me a bit tougher than some :)

From Camille on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:18:56

oh, she was a white as they come (from Wisconson) she just liked weird foods. LOL She pretty much ate anything. I guess I'm not as daring when it comes to food.

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:27:18

My dad eats the most discusting stuff! He puts cottage cheese and mayo in a bowl with jalpenos and then potato chips. YUCK!!! I used to hate it when he made me lunch for school. OOOoooooo!

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:29:55

Camille- your wisconsin lady was probably of german descent. My mother in law is german and boy they eat some really ugly smelly stuff.

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:31:42

Marion,

I lived there for a while. I was born there actually, and lived there for 2 years. We moved back when I was in 3rd grade and left when I was in 6th. It's the reason I can't give blood. Apparently the American bases were supplied with British beef in the 80s, so I may be carrying Mad Cow.

Germans had to be tough to chew some of that bread. I loved brochen even though it made my jaws sore.

Camille,

It seemed that every other person in the Air Force was from Wisconsin. I knew a girl who would eat a block of cheddar for lunch.

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:34:27

I would totally eat your dad's jalapeno dip. It sounds great! I would just take out the chips and stir in some rice.

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:35:11

Germans ARE tough! My mother in law grew up in east germany and she is one tough mother! Her stories of WWII make me cry. I think becasue of what she has told me, I have a huge amount of sympathy for the Iraqi people. War is hell is not just a catch phrase. Now I am all wheepy- I am going out for chinese food! :)

From montelepsy on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 14:41:34

When our oldest was high chair age, we were eating at a Chinese place and the waiter would name the plate as he set them in front of us. He put down a plate in front of her and she stated very audibly, "My name's not flied lice!"

From Camille on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 15:32:57

hilarious! that's awesome!

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 16:37:35

I love it Mike! She's a smart cookie!

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 17:25:53

Marion, Mike and your dad could really ruin and then enjoy a meal together. Don't even ASK what he does to oatmeal!

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 17:49:20

Now oatmeal, my dad and David will not eat. They both grew up pretty poor and had cold lumpy oatmeal every day and wil not be compelled to eat it at all. Oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips, yes!

Oh I forgot the tobasco over the whole thing too. My dad and david have huge hot sauce collections and are always trying to out do eachother. Silly and self torture all in one ;)

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 18:33:50

They can't outdo Mike. If his ears turn bright red, his nose starts running and he's sweating, then it's ALMOST spicy enough.

Mike eats oatmeal with tuna in it.

I'm pretty sure Mike is related to you guys. Are you sure you don't have a long-lost Filipino/Chinese brother??

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 18:36:17

And Mike, I haven't "trained" you to eat sardines when white people are around. Really- white people?? No, just ME. The smell makes me gag. And they stink up the whole house!! Get your fill while you are in the middle of the desert, hon. :)

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 19:01:56

No RAchel- you trained him to eat outside when white people are around :) baahahahah. I am laughing at this. I bet they stinkk up the WHOLE house! David doesn't even need sardines to stink up the whole house! Speaking of stinking up the whole house, one day DAvid let a little toot loose. My 2 year old, then 1, looked him square in the eye and ripped a huge fart! Guys are disgusting!

From kungfublonde on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 22:04:57

Yes, Mine was a typo, I left off the word "outside." I was flustered because I was so offended at the idea that I trained him. He's not a dog!

I mean, sure, he brings me tea or coffee and oatmeal in bed almoste every weekend that he is home. But that's because he's nice, it wasn't training!

From marion on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 22:51:01

No, he is not a dog, but he does eat oatmeal and tuna! There are the sardines, too ;) Trained may be offensive, but I think guys feel a bit "trained" at times trying to figure out how to live with us girls ;)

From kungfublonde on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 at 01:01:09

I was being sarcastic- it was mock-offense I was taking :)

From marion on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 at 11:54:30

I was guessing as much! ;) You two are very funny and I have been giggling about the "training" thing all day ;)

Have a great day. I am hung over from all of the CRAP!!!

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 at 12:43:36

Marion,

How many homemade donuts does it take to give one a hangover?

What would your dad put on a donut to make it edible?

Hon,

I tried calling, but I our phone lines are down. All I heard was buzzing. :(

I've been kicked out of my office too. They'll be painting for a couple days.

From marion on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 at 12:47:58

3 donuts, that is all! I am a light weight! We even made one that looked like baby Jesus, just a fluke! I was going to sell it on ebay, but someone ate him this morning!

My dad would put raspberry freezer jam all over them to eat them.

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 at 12:51:42

You are a light weight! Good job with the positive thoughts!

From kungfublonde on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 at 14:17:07

Oh, that explains the prank call I got this morning. Can you email a text to my phone, or still access your aol mail? Texting me is always the best way to keep up with me. I saw you were posting on the blog but you werren't answering your phone and I was getting confused!

My knees are a deep yellow/green/purple today. I'm going to see if Mom will watch the girls so I can get at least an hour in at the gym. I wanted to stay longer yesterday, but just didn't have the time. All my parts feel great though- I love that I'm not getting winded or tired after 90 min of cardio!

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 02, 2008 at 02:10:06

90 minutes of cardio is great! Rainbow knees are not. You should start wearing knee pads and a helmet. You're much to valuable to lose my dear.

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KBs and Abs class.  The filipinos on base had an All Saints' Day celebration and you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting something fried.  Lots of food. Happy day. :)

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5.440.000.000.005.44

Easy with a couple pickups, but not enough to burn off all the leftover adobo.

Comments
From Burt on Mon, Nov 03, 2008 at 14:43:26

This is a bad weekend for eating all around. Too many goodies.

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Successful school visit today!  Handed out soccer balls and stuffed animals to elementary school kids.

KB

Comments
From Kelli on Mon, Nov 03, 2008 at 15:01:59

COOL!!!!

From marion on Mon, Nov 03, 2008 at 15:12:56

GREAT!!!! What a great way to start the month!!!

From kungfublonde on Tue, Nov 04, 2008 at 13:21:03

Can you smuggle some of those kids home? You know I always wanted a big family, and our "baby" is almost 13...

Have you tried out any of your Arabic on the kids? I bet they'd get a kick out of it :)

From kelsey on Tue, Nov 04, 2008 at 16:20:09

Awesome!!! And you got to see the kids this time, so that's cool!

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 05, 2008 at 01:16:55

Guys,

It was a lot of fun and made me really homesick.

Hon,

I'll try to bring a couple home. Keep in mind that I wasn't able smuggle 4 oz of toothpaste, so I can't promise anything. I didn't speak Arabic as I couldn't string my vocabulary of "fish" and "elephant" into a conversation.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Nov 05, 2008 at 01:21:19

can't you say "red," too? Put "red" and "fish" together. They'll think you mean "red herring" and assume, correctly, that you are brilliant.

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 05, 2008 at 03:43:01

I don't know the gender of fish so I don't know whether to use feminine or masculine red.

I can say red car. Cars are feminine, by the way.

Herring is my favorite fish. Especially Herring maidens!

From Camille on Wed, Nov 05, 2008 at 14:16:39

Mike - I love the picture. I'm glad that you were able to interact with the children this time (unlike the school). Those kids are ADORABLE! I'm sure you can fit one in your bag. I've seen how big those bags are, and they are all so little.

From Lucia on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 08:56:32

What a cool thing to do! Glad to see the kids look happy too.

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 09:03:45

I didn't post the pictures of the children that looked unhappy. jk.

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Spin (40 min), Abs (30 min) and Cals (14 min).

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5.440.000.000.005.44

KB, my forearms are getting used to them. Easy run with couple of pickups.

Comments
From kungfublonde on Wed, Nov 05, 2008 at 14:17:05

Very easy... no miles? Then I did an easy run today too! Let's do some easy runs together when you come home!

From Camille on Wed, Nov 05, 2008 at 14:18:39

Your run was as easy as mine.... oh-wait, I didn't run. I miss running. :o(

When do you get to come home for the holidays?

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 05, 2008 at 16:56:57

Oops. I fixed it.

I'll be home shortly before, during and shortly after the holidays. :)

From Kelli on Thu, Nov 06, 2008 at 15:32:06

KB?

From Camille on Thu, Nov 06, 2008 at 15:37:30

Kettlebells, right? He is going to prefect them and then make them popular here in the states with his groovy exercize video

From kungfublonde on Thu, Nov 06, 2008 at 15:50:14

It is only a matter of time until one gets dropped on a toe...

they make me nervous.

From Kelli on Thu, Nov 06, 2008 at 16:04:43

No, that is a good thing. Then he can have a facelift on his lizard feet.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Nov 06, 2008 at 16:12:17

Haha- they need it! I am pretty sure he has an extra joint on his toes- they look crazy. But he is staunchly against plastic surgery, and he'd be horribly depressed if he had yet ANOTHER foot injury (he's had so many before he even started blogging...)

He's just asking for it with those KB's though.

From Kelli on Thu, Nov 06, 2008 at 16:21:09

I'd say. Ask and ye shall receive....not good!

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 03:49:58

The extra joint make my feet uber functional. With an opposable big toe, I can climb trees and use primative tools.

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4.500.000.000.004.50

Ran to spin.  Abs right after. Kim, the instructor, decided to learn our names. Which is probably a bad thing, since now she can call us out in front of class if we're cheating or resting.  Ran back and enjoyed the cool weather.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
9.480.000.000.009.48

Half day Friday.

2 snickers (they remind me of Rachel), 2 crunch bars (they were just sitting there crackling my name) and 1 peanut butter cup (can't resist).  Who needs power gel when you can have chocolate?

Long run plus 40 mins of Cals.

Comments
From Lucia on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 09:02:43

Ohhh stop it you're killing me! I haven't had anything crunchy in 17 days!!!!!!!

Nice mileage by the way!

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 09:06:26

I guess I should be more sensitive to folks who are on diets or have to suck their nutrients through straws. :)

From Teena on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 09:44:32

Man Alive Mike!!! That is some serious mileage and some serious fuel!!! (Whole size bars or miniature size??)

Seriously ... awesome run!! How did it go? How do you feel?

Very very very nice!!!

From Lucia on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 09:51:00

Did you guys see this: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ieCBemBbV0IeKPZg_SScPTs6wjHAD948VDVG0

I hope it wasn't one of our fellow bloggers!!! Crazy!!!

From Burt on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:16:16

After all those miles you deserve all that candy. Were they the minis or the regular size?

Lucia, I don't think we have any runners in Prescott on the blog. I did do the Man Against Horse race there. Saw some pronghorn antelope. Don't think they were rabid.

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:26:09

Teena,

They were miniatures. Someone left a big pot of them by the front door of the building. Dang them.

You could probably lure a bunch of high school boys for your viewing pleasure if you set out some candy on your lawn.

Maybe not candy, when I was a teenager loved nachos with hot fake cheese. If you left fake cheese nachos in your yard, then you'd have to shoo away a bunch of 35 year old filipino men. So scratch that idea.

The run went great. It has cooled down enough to run during daylight. I ran real slow so I still feel good.

Lucia,

I didn't see the article. Pretty strange behavior for a fox. Or pretty normal behavior. I don't know, since I'm not a fox scientist. I do know that I'm staying away from foxes.

Burt,

Rabid antelope would suck. There's no way you could outrun them.

From Lucia on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:31:06

Don't make me laugh, it hurts my jaw!!! Believe it or not, Argentine president Peron created a fitness program for high school girls - they had to go and exercise in his back yard every week!!!

From Burt on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:32:56

They would suck, but that would be awesome!

Hmm... it seems I asked the same question Teena did. (I guess I skip over things in parentheses.) Did I just say something? Must have missed it.

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:34:31

I wasted my vote on Obama. I should have voted for Peron. That man's a thinker!

From Burt on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:36:52

I can just see the little slit opening in the blinds.

From Lucia on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:39:57

Hahahaha! Little slit opening, that is funny! He walked right by them, and invited the girls to take rides on his motorcycle! Or so my mom says... I've always had trouble believing it... But I didn't believe that the elementary school books taught kids to write "I love Peron" and "Peron loves Evita" before teaching "I love my mommy"... until I saw the books with my own eyes... WITH MY OWN EYES!!!

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:43:24

Wow. Is he a president or a dictator?

From Burt on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:44:22

!Ay madre mia! Que desgracia este crio de mala leche. Como dijo una amiga mia, "Este viejo solo quiere carne fresca."

From Lucia on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 11:46:48

Ha! I wish it were that simple... He was in the military and became a military dictator first. Then he was elected democratically (though fraud may have taken place). Then he was overthrown and kicked out of the country. Then he came back and was elected democratically again; his wife at the time was his vice-president. He died in office and his wife became president and was overthrown by the military. That's it in a nutshell. God bless America!

From Camille on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 17:24:20

Check you out! You are kicking butt! How's the ankle? (Sorry I'm changin the subject from the dictator talk)

From kungfublonde on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 18:47:08

They remind you of me because I am packed with peanuts, or because I really satisfy? Rawr!

You aren't a fox scientist, but you are crazy like a fox! Sorry, but you left me the goofy rhyming comments, I have to leave something corny for you back.

And remember, you may think Peron is a genius for the high school fitness program, but you have a daughter in high school, and another one who will be there soon. So... not so sexy.

I'm glad your ankle is better. Don't drop a KB on your foot now. You need to be in tip-top shape for lounging around on our cruise!

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 07, 2008 at 23:49:25

Camille,

My ankle is doing fine, thank you. Range of Motion exercises still bother me, but I run with a brace and I run on asphalt. No more dirt trails at night for me.

Hon,

You're right. HS girls are not sexy. I hope our girls are never underwear models.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.000.000.000.003.00

Ran to Abs.  Kim was her usual cruel self.  On the run back I was passed by someone.  I thought to myself, "he shall not pass."   So I was wrong.  Really wrong.  But I got in a little pickup during my run back.

KB with feet intact.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 3.00
Comments
From Teena on Sun, Nov 09, 2008 at 09:41:56

You win some, you lose some. Still got to love the fight though.

And next time ... "he shall not pass."

I just love reading your posts ... it's the unguarded truth that makes them so stinkin' funny!!

Nicely done.

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 09, 2008 at 12:09:01

:) I'm afraid next time he'll pass again. Maybe it was a she. It was dark.

I checked the garmin afterward and his pace was faster than 5:15. But the time after next, I'm going to smoke him. Or her.

From Teena on Sun, Nov 09, 2008 at 21:05:46

Are you serious?? Faster than 5:15??? For sure it was woman!! :)

That is some serious speed.

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 12:53:37

Then I was chicked in the dark.

And I think I liked it!

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All it takes for me to feel like an uncoordinated out-of-shape meatbag is a little yoga.  I think I may have wrenched a few glands out of socket. 

This time the yoga man wore blue jean cutoffs over his spandex.  If his goal was to seem manlier, then he needs to re-adjust his goals.  And get a haircut.

Cal assessment was skipped last week due to pizza and a movie. 

Compared to two weeks ago:

Pullups went down 1

Situps up 6 (Only 8 away from my goal.  Thanks Kim!)

Pushups no change

What's with the Kettlebells Pavel!  They're making me much less awesome and my forearms are bruised.

Comments
From Camille on Sun, Nov 09, 2008 at 13:23:38

You crack me up. I love reading your blog, especially after you are done with yoga. :o)

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 09, 2008 at 13:30:05

In Soviet Russia, yoga is done with you.

From Burt on Sun, Nov 09, 2008 at 14:12:49

You need to post a picture of your instructor. He sounds awesome.

From Kelli on Sun, Nov 09, 2008 at 16:33:59

I second that. We need a picture!!

Yoga is TOUGH!!! I am with you on that one. It sounds so harmless...but it is more like some kind of pretzel bending torture chamber. You come out for the better, though, UNLESS you have to look at your instructor!

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 12:50:25

I don't have a proper yoga instructor. A group of us just watch a dvd.

Rodney Yee is Mr "put some pants on".

And my new fave is Bryan "Daisy Duke" Kest.

Maybe I'm missing something. If I grew my hair and wore something flashier and form fitting, then I'd probably get the hang of it.

Or have a nice boy ask me out.

From Kelli on Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 14:43:23

Well, then, that explains it all! That guy does dress pretty darn SEXY.

Daisy Duke as a guy, now i must see him.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.460.000.000.005.46

Yoga is the art of trying to become a pretzel.  Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is, in my case, having someone actually make me into a pretzel. 

My execution for both is pretty similar.  Lots of unvoluntary noises (grunts and today I almost shrieked) and not listening to my body.  

KB.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.46
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From Kelli on Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 15:04:02

I just have to say that I laugh so hard every time I read your blog! Thanks for the laughs. Now, I would love to see you bend in to a pretzel, that would really make my day!!

From Lucia on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 10:14:05

I second Kelli, you are just too funny! The art of becoming a pretzel, I'm going to have to borrow that quote sometime!

From marion on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 13:41:20

You are right about not listening to the body- it says- NO WAY DUMBO!! I get into tons of trouble in yoga- we should go to class together some time ;)

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 14:54:52

:) I'm glad you guys enjoy me being silly. I sure do.

Marion,

One day I hope I can take you up on that. We will run and do enough yoga to justify eating totchos.

From marion on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:23:02

David is seriously trying to figure out where to market the Tot-Chos! They aren't that great, but the name just cracks him up!

From Lucia on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:23:51

What are tot-chos???

From marion on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:27:42

One night I needed to fix dinner and I had no idea what to fix, as usuual. I had a bag of tater tots, which we LOVE- pure white trash! ;) So I baked them super crispy and then sprinked ground beef, beans and cheese on them. Popped them back into the oven to melt the cheese. I diced up tomatoes, avocados, lettuce, sour cream, salsa, etc and VOILA- Tot-chos! They were surprisingly delicious. Pure red-neck white trash gourmet!!

From Lucia on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:28:26

I just noticed all your shoes up there - you're delirious!

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:44:10

Marion,

You invented tot-chos? I am honored to know you.

Years from know when there's a tot-cho joint in all the abandoned starbucks, I can say I know you.

Lucia,

You're free to type anything you want in there! I could list my different running undies if I wanted. The land of the free is great indeed.

From marion on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:48:37

I am pretty sure the best thing about them is the clever name ;)

you know Mike- with your shoes up there- good ideas evolve as well as do good jokes. Humm- what to keep track of?

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:56:31

At work, we have so many trackers. It's a running joke. But it has rubbed off on my private life, I actually developed a workout tracker. I can tell you how many pullups I did in Sep.

As far as tot-chos are concerned, I haven't actually tasted them, but I have imagined it. And they are amazing. I think you're on to something.

From Lucia on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 16:03:25

I think I know what's the first thing I'm going to eat once my metals are out... Vegetarian tot-chos!!!

From marion on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 16:04:43

We could open the "Ultimate White Trash Diner" Tot-Chos could be our signature meal along with fried pickles and twinkies! I've never tried the twinkies but the deep fried pickles are AWESOME!!!

From marion on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 16:06:46

the only reason the ground beef was on, it because I get craving it about ever 3-4 weeks. I think I get low on something that only some juicy hamberger with salt can cure. It's like cowbell really!

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 07:54:13

Lucia,

It will be great when you'll be able to eat real food again. I almost envy you for being deprived and then getting that first bite. I bet it will be awesome.

It will also be awesome to brush your teeth again, too.

Marion,

You had a fe-vah! And the only prescription was more cowbell (minus the bell).

I used to go to a burger place and they had a burger for every letter of the alphabet. We could use the same concept with our diner. We just need 25 more entrees.

The Totcho pickle twinkie combo can be named the Gold-plated diamond platter.

Rachel and I took the girls a local fair and where they had deep-fried everything. Twinkies, pickles, even Coke. They mixed Coke into some batter and fried it. We all split a twinkie. It tasted like a fried twinkie and clogged our arteries to boot.

From Lucia on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 08:37:28

If you're ever in the Richmond area, there's a little shop that makes deep-fried Oreos... soooo good!!!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.430.000.000.005.43

Even my stubble is sore from yesterday.   Not acutally the hairs, but my chin is tender.   Is it from all the groaning and pleading to make the pain end?  Will I end up with a buff jaw if I continue? 

Work had softball, bingo and karaoke for our day off.  I passed and did Cals, Spin, Abs and an easy run instead. 

 

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.43
Comments
From marion on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:31:56

Very interresting what is sore after yoga ;) Your day off sounds fun. Why is Karaoke so fun? cals NO FUN!!!

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:50:10

Karaoke is very awkward for me. You just don't know when it's okay to laugh.

Cals can have fun names though. I did some nipples today. :)

From marion on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 15:54:08

With Karaoke it has to be OK to laugh the whole time! We had a party once, about 150 people. We had everyone bring a dessert for an auction. We told them that no money would be needed. Well when it was time for dessert we told them the deal- I held up a dessert and whomever would sing karaoke got it. We did cupcakes and cookies first to get the kids out of the way and then the battle began. It was AWESOME!!!

From Camille on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 18:42:19

HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY!!!!! YOU ROCK AND I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE, CONTINUE TO DO, AND PLAN ON DOING IN THE FUTURE TO SERVE OUR COUNTRY AND PROTECT MY FAMILY. I ALSO APPRECIATE ALL THE SACRIFICES YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY HAS MADE!

Okay, back to the regularly scheduled program...

I can't believe you passed on Karaoke. Are you okay?

From walter on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 01:07:30

Hey Mike I heard from Rachel that you served in Wurzburg Germany? I lived there for about 6 months. Its a cool little town with lots of history and the Rhein. I lived just kitty corner from the train station. There is a Hard Rock Cafe on the corner and my building was across the street from that. It was a quiet town, compared to Karlsruhe or Munich or Stuttgart.

By the way Im still waiting back from my friend in Nebraska who has run that Iowa race. Ill get you the details.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 01:22:03

Walter got my info mixed up :) I told him you were born there and then you were in Germany before you went to Iraq. I think he wasn't really paying attention because he was distracted by lazy employees and a broken dwon truck and surgery recovery. You'd think he'd focus more on listening to my super interesting stories about my husband, right??

From walter on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 01:31:29

TOO MUCH STRESS! lol I would be amuzed to try speaking German with Mike! You know there are several of us on here. James who is Lybi's Husband speaks German and there is an english guy on here living in Germany and he's been blogging also.

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 07:34:35

Marion,

I would sing for homemade brownies.

Thanks Camille. I've done karaoke once, in a bar in Alabama, but the circumstances were different. We had been deprived of fun for 12 weeks, so I was more prone to do things I wouldn't normally do.

Walter,

I was a kid in Germany. I went to an American school. We had German class, but I don't remember anything, except dumkoff and poopkoff (family friendly version). I liked it because you could buy firecrackers year round. Hated it because I missed Saturday morning cartoons.

Wurzburg is Germany's Salem. They're infamous for their witchcraft trials. Unlike Salem, they don't talk about it.

From Teena on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 08:20:45

Mike ...

You did all of that on your day off!! WOW!!! Sorry about your stubble ... but buff chins are AWESOME -- totally worth any pain you may encounter.

(I'm with you, it's hard to know when it's appropriate to laugh ... some people take it so seriously and those are the ones that make your body shake as you are desperately trying to control the laugh from manifesting itself.)

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 08:29:03

I'm going to look like Popeye!

From Teena on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 08:32:28

You're strong to the finish when you eats your spinach - your Popeye the sailor man! toot toot (pipe)

(Karaoke that!!) (Cake please!!)

From Lucia on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 08:39:39

I can't believe I forgot to say happy Veteran's day!!! A little late, but I had to, especially as a brand new American. Thank you for all you do!

I want to sing karaoke before my braces come off. I think it'd be the funniest thing ever! Can you imagine a girl with braces that can't open her mouth plus with an accent trying to sing "Don't stop Believing"???

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 09:05:11

Teena, I'm more like Wimpy. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Thanks Lucia. Congrats on becoming a new citizen. When did that happen?

My imagination doesn't stretch that far. It's a good thing we live in the age of camcorders! Go for it!

From Lucia on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 09:09:49

Thanks - it happened a year ago tomorrow! But I voted for the first time on this election, so I like to keep saying it's new!

I simply cannot imagine how all of you must feel being away from your families for so long.

I'll see what I can do about the karaoke... :)

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 09:19:17

Not good, but it makes homecomings very nice.

Do you have anything planned for your 1-year citizenship anniversay?

From walter on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 09:35:01

Was the Hard rock cafe there then.? proba bly not. Did you ever go up to that Castle on the hill across the river? I cant remember the name of it but it was really cool.

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 13:04:38

Why yes I did. I was around 10 years old when we visited there again. My most vivid memory was spraining my ankle.

From Lucia on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 13:09:35

Hmmm... maybe I should celebrate with a McDonalds milkshake? Any other suggestions? I already ride my bike on the mall every day and think about this great country, so there's not a lot of more patriotic things to do than that!

From kungfublonde on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 13:36:53

Are you wearing my shoes...?

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 14:04:53

I'd go to Arlington and watch the Sentinels at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier for a while.

It's just a guy pacing back and forth and they change the guard every hour. But when you take into account what they go through to become and stay a guard and that they've keep watch 24/7 since 1937, it's moving.

From marion on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 14:36:59

I'm with you Mike. I think I'd cry the whole time though. At my friends husbands funeral last week, the firefighters did the most amazing tributes. I have not been to a military funeral or a firefighter either and was in awe of the overwhelming respect and honor paid to Lin by his firemen brothers.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.860.000.000.000.86

Super short and super slow run.  Ran pizza-laden to BJJ.  Today I was able to spar for the first time.  It was very tiring.  I won a match after a  guy tapped out  because he threw me and I landed on his face.  It was the only match I won, so I guess that will be my strategy from now on.

KB.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 0.86Wooden Clogs Miles: 0.80Duct Taped Moon Boots Miles: 4.006-inch Heels Miles: 0.10
Comments
From Lucia on Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 09:36:45

Hmmm.... interesting... what?

From Kelli on Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 19:01:59

We run pizza laden on all of our long runs, it HELPS us!! Forget spaghetti, real runners eat pizza.

From Burt on Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 19:45:45

I had 5 pieces of pizza for lunch yesterday, and today I feel awful. Not sick to my stomach, but like a headache. It's wierd. I know it's from eating too much.

From Kelli on Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 20:51:01

I just ate 3 myself. NUMMY

From Teena on Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 21:26:43

So that's the plan, huh? Throw your body on somebody's face?? Simple, Strategic, Perfect!! Very nice!! Nicely done Mike!!

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 01:44:10

Lucia,

BJJ is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. It's like wrestling but with choking involved. I'm not very good, but I tell myself it's a good workout.

Kelli,

I had spaghetti and pizza. I can't forget spaghetti. I love her.

Burt,

I've heard of a brain freeze from ice cream. You can make medical history with the first documented case of pizza headache.

Teena,

As my skillz improve, I'll try falling on other body parts as well. They may even name the techniques after me. The Tripping-Mike-groin-headbutt.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
5.640.000.000.005.64

In addition to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, they also offer Muay Thai, which I started yesterday and have a fat lip from.  I wasn't even sparring.  Just holding a shield for someone to kick.  Apparently I held it too loose, allowing it and my own hand to travel and stop at my mouth.

I should probably stick to spin and abs.  Or develop my bingo and karaoke skills.

Very slow miles afterward.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 5.64
Comments
From Lucia on Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 09:19:55

Wow, you gave yourself a fat lip? Interesting... that's almost as bad as falling off your bike from your own stupidity and breaking your jaw...

Spin and abs are boring! Go Fatlip Mike!!!

From marion on Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 09:54:47

Good job, but you have to make the story more interesting, you know, like when you threw your back out playing cards! :D

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 10:06:50

Lucia,

Falling off your bike while spacing out is one thing. I fell off while trying out those strap in pedals for the first time. I fastened them a little too tight and I didn't have the foresight to see it coming nor the balance to stay upright when I came to a stop.

Marion,

I do have a card game scheduled for tonight, stay tuned I may dislocate my groin or something :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
9.550.000.000.009.55

Cals, maybe a run later.

* Long run.  Lost my nearly full bottle of gatorade half way through when I took a break and dropped it where I peed.  :(

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 9.55
Comments
From Camille on Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 10:30:06

how's your lip today?

From Kelli on Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 11:08:43

Great report. Have a good day!

From kungfublonde on Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 12:30:19

run schmun. You run all the time. Call me instead :)

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 04:05:14

Camille,

As far as my lip goes I look like Angelina Jolie, but it doesn't interfere with anything.

Kelli,

Thanks.

Hon,

I guess verizon is dorking up. I'll trying calling you again.

From Burt on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 11:55:33

Mike, I don't see what the problem is. Did your pee create a sink hole or something? Why didn't you just pick it back up?

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 12:32:43

I suppose I could have, but I'm just not as hardcore as I wish I was.

A real man would just wipe the urine-based mud off and take a swig.

Sometimes, I'm glad I'm in touch with my feminine side. Eek!

From Teena on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 12:39:15

Mike,

Should have taken a big 'ol swig. Look at this list of nutritional benefits found in urine ... SERIOUSLY:

Alanine, total ..... 38 mg/day

Arginine, total ..... 32 mg/day

Ascorbic acid ..... 30 mg/day

Allantoin ..... 12 mg/day

Amino acids, total ..... 2.1 g/day

Bicarbonate ..... 140 mg/day

Biotin ..... 35 mg/day

Calcium ..... 23 mg/day

Creatinine ..... 1.4 mg/day

Cystine ..... 120 mg/day

Dopamine ..... 0.40 mg/day

Epinephrine ..... 0.01 mg/day

Folic acid ..... 4 mg/day

Glucose ..... 100 mg/day

Glutamic acid ..... 308 mg/day

Glycine ..... 455 mg/day

Inositol ..... 14 mg/day

Iodine ..... 0.25 mg/day

Iron ..... 0.5 mg/day

Lysine, total ..... 56 mg/day

Magnesium ..... 100 mg/day

Manganese ..... 0.5 mg/day

Methionine, total ..... 10 mg/day

Nitrogen, total ..... 15 g/day

Ornithine ..... 10 mg/day

Pantothenic acid ..... 3 mg/day

Phenylalanine ..... 21 mg/day

Phosphorus, organic ..... 9 mg/day

Potassium ..... 2.5 mg/day

Proteins, total ..... 5 mg/day

Riboflavin ..... 0.9 mg/day

Tryptophan, total ..... 28 mg/day

Tyrosine, total ..... 50 mg/day

Urea ..... 24.5 mg/day

Vitamin B6 ..... 100 mg/day

Vitamin B12 ..... 0.03 mg/day

Zinc ..... 1.4 mg/day

NO JOKE!!!

From Burt on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 12:46:24

Wow, Teena. Well, I no longer have a crush on you. LOL.

Mike, I thought urine-based mud was what is in Gatorade already.

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 12:53:36

Teena,

You left out the stinky pee ingredient. Forget history, you should be a biochemist! Or mental patient!

Burt,

Gatorade is sweat-flavored Kool-aid. Yum!

From Teena on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 12:56:32

Oh come on Burt ... where's your wild side?? Where's your eagle powers?? :)

From Burt on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 13:06:21

Even that jackass on Jackass gagged when he made himself a pee flavored snow cone.

From Teena on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 13:11:23

Oh you guys make me laugh!! So tell me this Mike and Burt, would either of you drink 8 oz of urine if you were on the Amazing Race and it would guarantee you a one in three chance of winning one million dollars?? Seriously, would you?

From Teena on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 13:12:04

Oh yeah ... the network guaranteed that the urine was sterile, possibly even your own.

From Burt on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 13:15:49

I'd have to take those odds, but would I have to keep it down? That's a lot of liquid.

From Teena on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 13:28:50

Nope ... you don't have to keep it down.

From Kelli on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 15:26:27

I was so confused and had to come back and see what I had missed when reading this blog. The pee story was added later!

You know that guy who was hiking and had a rock fall on his leg and it trapped him? He drank his own pee and he LIVED.

From kungfublonde on Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 21:20:50

I woulda just died.

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 08:04:10

Teena,

I would probably do it for a large burrito. I'm not a tough sell.

Burt,

A million dollars is an no-brainer. What's the least amount of money you'd take for it?

Kelli,

I wonder how he got the pee in his mouth. Did he have a cup on hand? Did he have to cup his hands?

Hon,

You wouldn't have died, because you wouldn't have been hiking alone. I would have fetched you a latte or something.

From Burt on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 12:06:30

Large burrito, huh? Well, whatever gets rid of the taste. I guess I'd have to do it for whatever I have left on my student loans. Nice play on words, though. It's like that guy on Mystery Men; "If you do not learn to master your rage..." (Ben Stiller interupts) "...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say, right?" "Not necessarily."

From Burt on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 12:09:41

I like how the topic of Mike's entry has become pee, and the topic of my entry is poop. I'm so junior high.

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 13:06:15

Are any of your kids junior high age? Kids are fun and funny at that age.

From Kelli on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 16:05:48

He actually peed into his water bottle when his water was gone. YUCK, but he survived, right???

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 00:39:11

Yes, but for the rest of his life people'll call him "Peebreath"

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
4.030.000.000.004.03

Skipped all contact sports, but got in a fight with district HQs over the funding, or lack of, one of my projects. 

I missed spin and Abs was cancelled.

KBs and a recovery run.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 4.03
Comments
From Teena on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 00:45:15

That stinks!! Did you win the fight or is it ongoing?

From Burt on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 01:02:59

How long are you going to be over there?

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 02:38:05

Looks like I'll get funding, but now they're nitpicking everything. So I won and lost.

I've got 19,872,000 seconds, give or take a few days. But whose counting?

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 02:41:16

I meant who's.

From Camille on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 11:46:50

Well, the fight can turn into a contact sport. I'm glad you got your funding, but sorry that they are being nitpicking. That bites.

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 11:58:01

Bring it! I could totally whup on an elderly accountant!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

First Abs, now yoga was cancelled! Did some downward facing dog and tried touching my toes.  But I need a lycra-wrapped coach for motivation. 

I'm due for my weekly Cal assessment, but I'm putting it off because... Just because I can.

*

Pullups down 5 from last week.  My arms felt like spaghetti.  Spaghetti with pain sauce.

Situps up 8 and a PR!  Maybe due to the rest from Abs being cancelled the day before.

Pushups no change.  Can you say plateau?

I'm not happy with the results.  I wonder what's going on.

 

Comments
From camille on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 12:28:24

You make me smile. I love reading your posts!

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 12:59:44

You're making me blush Camille.

From Teena on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 23:39:22

Yes Mike, I have to agree with Camille ... you definitely have a special skill!!

Hey ... next time you conduct the yoga class!! I'd love to read the post on that!! :)

From Hon Ho on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 09:25:58

I run with a group called "The Runners Depot", and they have a training program for people like me that are running their first marathon. It is a 20 week program. If you want you can send me your e-mail address and I can send you the program.

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 10:01:07

Thanks Teena :)

From Michelle N. on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 10:02:42

You actually are the yoga instructor? Impressive!

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 10:09:19

No. I'm barely a student. I go once a week. The class is at the gym, but the "teacher" just pops in a dvd and we all try to follow it.

I may take Teena's suggestion and take over one day, but I have to get the right outfit first.

From Lucia on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 10:28:51

Ohhhh you've got to take a picture of that! Ha!

From Kelli on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 13:39:29

AGE.

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 13:41:06

I'd better break out the oil of olay then...

From Kelli on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 13:44:38

You are quick! Seriously, you should be a comedian!

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 13:52:36

:)

I make enough people laugh trying to be a project manager.

From kungfublonde on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 18:27:25

Oil of Olay? People already think you are in high school all the time. You don't need to look any younger!

From Camille on Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 09:41:04

ACtually, looking at the pictures that Rachel has posted on her blog, I would definitely have to agree with her. You look extremely young. No Oil of Olay for you!

From Kelli on Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 14:28:18

Oil of Olay does not help the INSIDES, where we are all getting old, even if SOME of us do not appear to be aging on the outside.

Maybe, I dunno, what do old people take? METAMUCIL?

From Camille on Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 14:30:01

They make Oil of Olay pills now.... just a thought LOL.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 14:39:54

Mike is perpetually youthful, inside and out. It really just isn't fair. He has all the energy and the metabolism of a kid. The one thing he does like an old guy is make moany/groany noises when he gets up from sitting dwon for a while. I love that- it's proof that he's aging with me!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

BJJ.  Landed on my neck.  Going to take a few days and see if I'm hurt in a bad way or if I'm hurt in a good way. 

Comments
From Teena on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 00:54:58

BJJ??? I heard that's pretty diehard stuff!!

Be careful with your neck ... that's serious.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 02:02:07

Man, don't do any more crazy stuff! I don't want you coming home for Christmas all broken!

(What is the "good way" to hurt your neck...?)

Ice and phone calls home are the prescription :)

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 02:31:38

Teena!!

Careful is my middle name.

Hon,

If the pain eventually goes away then it's a good way to hurt myself. If it doesn't then shame on me.

Right now I feel a dull ache in my shoulder. Feels like I had a strenuous workout. My neck has a good range of motion, so I'm not too worried. I'm taking a break to be cautious though.

Go to bed! It's late.

I'm garbage today. I stayed up too late last night being a blogging fool.

From Camille on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 14:03:24

What's BJJ? Landed on your neck? yikes! How does it feel today?

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Rested. Blogged to the point where it counteracted all the rest.

Comments
From fly on the wall on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 10:31:18

If some of this blogging included replies on Sasha's "Hot Discussion" post, thanks.

I just recently set up an account with the goal of tracking my training and perhaps getting some feedback, then I read a few of those comments and felt as if I don't belong in this community. Upon reading more of the replies I found a few voices of reason and have decided to stick around. My hats off to you and your kung fu wife for taking the time to post what I consider reason and right.

Respectfully, Fly on the Wall

From kungfublonde on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 11:22:48

How is your neck?

Remember when I said it was pointless to get involved in that conversation? Now I see that it wasn't. I'm glad you spoke up :)

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 11:27:02

Note the day, note the time, hon. It doesn't happen too often.

Fly-on-the-wall,

Rachel and I appreciate the support. Welcome to the blog.

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 11:28:42

Hon,

I think my soreness is from being ill. I thought I was sore from wrassling, but I'm sick all over. Something's going around. My neck's doing great considering.

From kungfublonde on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 11:30:34

Should you know that by your resting heart rate?? :)

Plus staying up until 2am talking to blondes and blogging probably is still taking it's toll on you. Pretend to be narcaleptic like that other guy you work with and get in a nap today!

From montelepsy on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 11:33:51

I forgot to take it this morning! That's how sick I am...

As further evidence, I'm missing out on a friend's going-away. I need to stay close to a latrine.

From Camille on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 14:06:16

Oh, Mike, I'm sorry you are sick! Had to jump on here to see how your neck was doing after reading yesterday's post (today, because I'm late, as usual!). Welcome to the blog Fly of the Wall. I'll be checking out your blog next. :o)

From Kelli on Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 15:07:27

Oh, feel better. This crappiness is contagious. We better all leave the blog for a month and heal.

From montelepsy on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 09:00:44

Thanks for the sympathy guys. I'm feeling better. My neck's doing well too :)

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Sick

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Not as sick.

Comments
From Lucia on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 11:48:10

Sick as in a cold? How's the neck?

From montelepsy on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 11:52:46

I'm thinking flu. My neck feels great. I was delerious all last night. I kept thinking about work and thinking how I mustn't forget to arrange my pillows and blankets correctly in order to finish off a technical evaluation.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 12:09:42

The blankie game strikes again!

From marion on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 16:26:10

Yeah for not as sick! CRAP about the flu! Stomach or influenza? Both are lousy but the stomach is done a lot faster ;) Hang in there! And no running with the stomach flu is the only way to go!

From Sasha Pachev on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 16:36:01

A little bit of running with the stomach flu can be good sometimes - makes you throw up so you can live with an empty stomach while it is not digesting. The best thing for stomach flu, though, is just not to eat until you feel like fruit, then eat fruit, if you are not throwing it up, move on to harder stuff.

From marion on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 17:05:11

I don't know Sasha, I tried running with the stomach flu and felt VERY faint. I turned around at mile 1.5 because I did not want to turf it. I was guessing that dehydration from the loss of fluids was the culprit for the "faint-ness." I should have known running would be bad, as every time I stood up I felt like I was going to black out. I have low blood pressure anyway and any sort of dehydration lends to dizziness.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 17:09:04

I don't think Mike has access to decent fruit there. Sounds like just a lot of nasty cafeteria food. We do what we can to mail him good stuff, but the *really* good stuff isn't mail-friendly.

Plus Mike said this is the kind of sick where he's sticking close to the latrine. :(

From marion on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 17:10:33

Bummer!! :P

From Sasha Pachev on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 17:23:27

Any kind of fruit juice, or Powerade/Gatorade?

From montelepsy on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 22:42:22

Hon,

It was the blankie game. Blankie solitare and I kept losing :(

Marion, Sasha,

I've been eating bananas; drinking gatorade and theraflu for the past 2 days :) Things are getting better. I may run tonight if I'm feeling it.

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
7.500.000.000.007.50

Long-run Fri turned into took-a-long-time wog Fri.  Feeling a lot better though.

* Went to Burger King to get a Whopper today, but their credit card machine was down.  Why pay for a burger when the DFAC (dining facility) has them for free, you ask?  Because they weren't students of Mr Miyagi.  His particular bit of wisdom was "Man walk on road. Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished just like grape."

Their hamburgers are in the middle.  Somewhere between beef and sawdust.  Squished beef and sawdust.  With a greenish tinge.

Flamingo Pinks Miles: 7.50
Comments
From Burt on Fri, Nov 21, 2008 at 09:59:10

You still got the miles in, though. That's pretty good.

From kungfublonde on Fri, Nov 21, 2008 at 12:14:27

I was a "lone faithful" on the blog yesterday. Every time I saw it I though, "boy isn't that the truth!" (but not about the blog.

I moved our chatter here. Although since Burt responded before me, I'm not sparing him the email the way I thought I would... Hmmm... sorry Burt :)

I still don't get email notification that anyone has ever posted anywhere. Do you? I'm changing my email on the blog to my gmail account and see what happens. Then I just have to remember to check that account. I've never used it for anything.

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 21, 2008 at 12:29:20

I've had a couple real recently, but never before. I went back to my office in case you want to call. The "r" button on my keyboard doesn't work very well.

From Kelsey on Fri, Nov 21, 2008 at 15:09:11

Squished beef and sawdust? Gross.

Good job running when sick. That's the hardest!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
1.500.000.000.001.50

Spun, then did Abs with Ms Kim who got medieval.  My legs felt dead, so I wogged back to the office. 

Other than that I feel great. 

* Kickin' it old school, by request

Week 1

Week 2

    • Pushups: 5 sets of 20
    • Situps: 5 sets of 20
    • Pullups: 3 sets of 3

Week 3

    • Pushups: 5 sets of 25
    • Situps: 5 sets of 25
    • Pullups: 3 sets of 4

Week 4

    • Pushups: 5 sets of 25
    • Situps: 5 sets of 25
    • Pullups: 3 sets of 4

Weeks 5-6

    • Pushups: 6 sets of 25
    • Situps: 6 sets of 25
    • Pullups: 2 sets of 8

Weeks 7-8

    • Pushups: 6 sets of 30 pushups
    • Situps: 6 sets of 30 situps
    • Pullups: 2 sets of 10 pullups

Week 9

    • Pushups: 6 sets of 30 pushups
    • Situps: 6 sets of 30 situps
    • Pullups: 3 sets of 10 pullups

Weeks 10 & 11

    • Pushups: 6 sets of 30 pushups
    • Situps: 6 sets of 35 situps
    • Pullups: 3 sets of 10
    • Dips: 3 sets of 20

Weeks 12 & 13

    • Pushups: 10 sets of 20
    • Situps: 10 sets of 25
    • Pullups: 4 sets of 10
    • Dips: 10 sets of 15

Week 14

    • Pushups: 15 sets of 20
    • Situps: 15 sets of 25
    • Pullups: 4 sets of 12
    • Dips: 15 sets of 15

Week 15

    • Pushups: 20 sets of 20
    • Situps: 20 sets of 25
    • Pullups: 5 sets of 12
    • Dips: 20 sets of 15

Comments
From Kelli on Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 15:14:22

Did you burn that many calories or eat that many calories???

Okay, so I can do all but the pull-ups. How can I modify that do you think?

From Kelli on Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 15:15:20

DO NOT ANSWER THAT---I just read your answer on Teena's blog.

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 15:21:54

I'm keeping track of how many I eat. I've been losing weight so I suppose I'm burning more. The flu helped.

From Kelli on Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 15:23:36

I was thinking that was a killer workout to burn that many calories!! Wish I could eat that many calories and lose weight! Another reason men are the more favored species!

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 15:29:45

I don't have my appetite back yet :)

From Kelli on Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 15:32:22

Seriously, men suck.

From kungfublonde on Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 16:41:21

we're putting you on double rations. Nothing makes me feel fatter or less feminine than outweighing the man of the house.

From Kelli on Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 17:14:30

Rachel, I totally agree!! My husband has always been a big body building guy. BUT after several surgeries to replace broken parts, he joined me in running. Now he is so skinny it makes me sick! I kept telling him he was smaller than me and he denied it---but I had him try on my belt and he can get it two holes past where I can. Stupid man! However, he hates that he has gotten so skinny and lost a lot of his muscle, so I just rub it in to make me feel better.

From kungfublonde on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 00:08:26

I am glad I'm not the only one who feels that way! I love Mike no matter what, of course. But it makes me feel like I'm all big and gross if I'm the "big" one of the couple.

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 00:33:39

What if I wear a cape to counteract the skinniness?

From kungfublonde on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 00:49:19

What if you came home and ate a bunch of good food to counteract the skinniness? :)

From jefferey on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 01:43:00

Mike,

Here is a site that a buddy of mine does everyday. http://crossfit.com/

Looks pretty tough to do but sounds like you are kind of a beast like him.

From kungfublonde on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 01:44:56

Heyyyyy, my Uncle Mark does crossfit :)

(he's the crazy fast runner I've been talking about who lives in Portland).

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 04:31:27

Kelli,

I think a lot of my calorie burn is due to annoying habits like fidgeting during the day and tossing and turning at night. Maybe you could incorporate those strategies to lose those last 5.

Hon,

I will definitely not hold back when I get home. They may not be able to fit me on the plane back, because I plan on eating so much.

Jefferey,

I think they have great ideas, fun too. I plan on incorporating some of their workouts when I finish the plan I'm on now.

From Kelli on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 10:11:45

My husband is a Crossfit junkie as well.

I will work on the fidgeting!

From marion on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 16:36:41

My main goal was to weigh less than David. I LOVE it!! If he ever started to exercise I'd be up a creek ;)

That is an amazing workout Mike!!!

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 17:28:44

What's your husband's favorite WOD, Kelli?

I'm totally sold on that workout, Marion. I'd recommend it to anyone. I was able to get PRs on everthing after I finished it. When I started, the later weeks seemed daunting, but your body adapts. You just need to account for more time to finish your workouts:)

Your husband doesn't still swim? Or did he burnout in high school/college?

From marion on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 17:37:07

He loves to swim, but our local pool is only open in the summer and only open for lap swim while he is at work. I have been trying to convince him to go to the pool by his work on lunch to no avail. He is Mr stubborn, so anything I suggest is out, just because it came from me! OH well. :)

From Kelli on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 20:14:09

I had to call him in to tell me what that meant. I thought you were referring to a typo I had made or something.

First response: there are so many

After thinking: the Thanksgiving workout and mile run, 100 pull ups, 200 push ups, 300 air squats, mile run.

Then, he just hit me, and said to tell you to so Bench 21, too (135 pound bench 21 times, sprint 400 meters, repeat for 5 cycles). And then "I combined the squat 800 with the bench 21 (135 pound bench 21 times, 185 pound squat 21 times, sprint 800 meters for 5 cycles)."

Wow, that is all gibberish to me! He wants to know what yours is.

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 03:12:36

Wow those sound hardcore. I haven't tried any yet. I just read them every now and then for inspiration. I did the above workout then found another progression for kettlebells. I stick to one thing at a time. I'm terrible at multi-tasking :)

I just wanted to know what Scott likes, so when I finish the KBs I'll have something to try.

From Kelli on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 13:04:45

Well, i am sure he would be thrilled to spew some more in your direction. He keeps telling me that I would lose my 5 pounds (now 8) if I would just do these workouts. But I never do what I am told...

From Montelepsy on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 15:21:13

I'm going to try the Murhpy when my program's over. It's the 100, 200, 300 one. I have to figure out what an air squat is though.

If you don't do what you're told, how can you expect your students to listen to you? Just giving you a hard time :)

From Kelli on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 18:24:08

Everybody does what I say, I am scary mean!!!

You so do too know what an air squat is!

Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
0.000.000.000.000.00

Went to my room to change into workout clothes to do my weekly assessment, but fell asleep instead.  Now it's the wee hours and I can't sleep.

Missed yoga.  Not just in a sense that I did not make it to class, but I really miss it.  Not as much as I miss Rachel and the girls though.

Comments
From jefferey on Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 22:31:05

Mike,

That is a tough gig you have. Not the one of being where you are but the being away from your family. It makes you appreciate them that much more though. Are you in the military? or a civilian working there?

Hope you have a great Thanksgiving!!

From Teena on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 00:02:17

I bet you are just aching to get home!! I'm getting so excited for you, Rachel and the girls. Man!! I can't even imagine.

Hope you finally fell asleep.

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 04:27:37

Jefferey,

I'm a civilian, so I have it a lot better than most of the military guys out here. Safer and better accomodations.

Happy Thanksgiving to you too :)

Thanks Teena, I did go back to bed. I used my yoga skills to get back to sleep. Corpse pose :)

From Lucia on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 08:59:42

Ohhhh come on!!! You guys can't let him get away with this, he's a lazy bum and a wimp! What's all this "I missed yoga, fell asleep, I miss my girls" wa-wa-wah... Get up and get to work mister! :)

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 09:06:20

Wimp! Do wimps do yoga, go to spin class and have pedicures? I think not, missy. I'm going write what you said in my diary.

From Lucia on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 09:08:31

Wait - I don't get it... so you did yoga? what do you mean you missed yoga? English por favor!

From montelepsy on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 09:13:39

I did miss it yesterday, but I have done it in the past. I had to miss it because I had some very macho stuff scheduled. Too macho and umwimpy to mention in this forum.

From marion on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 09:43:10

Nice nap! Nice sentiment!!! :D

From Burt on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 11:54:36

Hey Mike. Serious question here. What is the general opinion on the war from the soldiers? Are they hoping that Obama will pull all the troops out once he's official? Are they hoping he doesn't? Is it half and half?

From Kelli on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 14:29:24

Sleep is good.

From Camille on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 17:40:12

Mike - I think you probably needed that break! Sleep is definitely good (I totally agree with Kelli). A few more weeks, and you will be home with your girls!

From fly on the wall on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 19:37:20

"Do wimps... have pedicures? I think not, missy." I've been wondering how you pulled off running in "6-inch Heels."

What part of Cali do you get to go home to?

From kungfublonde on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 19:42:03

Running in the heels is what ruins the pedicures!

Mike, sleep is good. But calling is better. :) I'm glad we got to talk for so long today (or yesterday, for you!)

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 01:49:56

Burt,

It's not half and half. Most of the folks out here are conservative and believe Obama will cause the apocolypse. I voted for him, but I hope he doesn't pull out the troops just yet. We still have a security situation and withdrawing would be a disaster. I do believe that we should take a less active role in the reconstruction effort though. Or a more active but different role. We should be teaching them how instead of doing it for them and they should be paying for it instead of us.

Fly,

Heels are for sashaying not running, silly!

From fly on the wall on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 09:57:30

Sashaying? That explains why you only have 0.33 miles on your 6-inch Heels.

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 10:04:22

You have to start out slowly Fly. You can't just sashay are marathon right away.

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KBs

Weekly aassessment:

Pullups up 4 - went till I paused; had some time left

Situps down 1 - ran out of time

Pushups up 23 - ran out of time

One day they'll all go up.  Seems like the flu did me good :)

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From marion on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 09:56:28

You're cool Mike! Is Thanksgiving as nasty as I imagine out there, or will it be tolerable? I love Thanksgiving!

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 10:02:39

I haven't had a Thanksgiving out here yet, but it won't come close to it with the family.

From marion on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 10:09:58

Not possible :( I am sure they aren't going to have much fun without you either! How many weeks until your home for Christmas?

From Burt on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 11:17:42

I hate getting sick. It's almost like starting all over for me.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 12:03:07

I bet the rest was what you needed. :)

From kungfublonde on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 12:15:57

hey, I have a question. You were telling me about those whatever sit ups where you hook your ankles instead of your toes. But I don't ever hook my feet on anything. All the kinds I do either have my feet flat on the floor or up in the air.

From montelepsy on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 12:44:21

Marion,

Less than 4 weeks :)

Burt,

Sometimes starting over's okay. Especially if you tracked the first time you had to start over and you're incremently better than before.

Hon,

The point of hooking your ankles and flexing your hamstrings and glutes is to release your hip flexors and make your abs do all the work. You're not just doing a crunch worth of movement. The movement is that of an old-fashioned situp. You bring your upper body up.

Google Janda situps and see what you can find.

From Lucia on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 14:20:04

Yaaaay! 4 weeks will go fast. If I could have my mouth shut for 4 weeks, you can handle 4 more weeks there... yeah, I know, not even comparable, right?

Glad to see you're feeling better!

From camille on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 14:31:12

how much time do you give yourself? (just asking because it seeks like you were kicking tail on all of them, just ran out of time).

From Montelepsy on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 15:17:27

Camille,

I give myself a minute for pullups, two for situps and pushups with two minutes rest between. There's a test I'm preparing for and I use the criteria for it to do my assessments. If only I had a pool...

Lucia,

They're similiar in the fact that we can't wait until the four weeks are done :)

From Lucia on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 15:19:25

If only I had a million bucks... I'd buy you a pool - ha!

From camille on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 15:20:17

What's this test? Is it a military thing? or a personal thing?

From Montelepsy on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 15:26:23

That would be very sweet of you Lucia. And when you win the Powerball, I'll remind you.

It's the Physical Abilities and Stamina Test (PAST). It's for the career field in the Air Force I'd like to try out for. They also test running and swimming, which is why I wish I had a pool.

From Teena on Thu, Nov 27, 2008 at 01:19:52

Hey Mike,

Hope you are feeling much much much better.

Btw ... I might do week one twice ... I want to get my form on the chinups (or if I can figure out the stinkin' hard pullups thing) better before I move forward. Or should I just move forward? My technique stinks big time!

From kungfublonde on Thu, Nov 27, 2008 at 01:48:48

I re-sent the message from my email to your email :) I switched my blog email to gmail and I started getting all kinds of updates... and then I switched back to my aol email. so no more updates, but I should still get the private messages. We'll see. Message me back and we can see.

From montelepsy on Thu, Nov 27, 2008 at 02:14:23

Thanks Teena, go forward when you're ready. There's no rush. Unless you count the pullup smackdown in Jan.

You can continue the program with the pushups and situps and while scaling back on your pullups.

Honey,

I can't keep up with the two addresses I have. I'm not going to open a gmail. It's pretty ironic how I can't juggle two email account and my career is based on multitasking. I'll send you a test PM.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Nov 27, 2008 at 02:32:08

No need to get a gmail. I was just letting you know it seems to be an aol thing.

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Spun, but not much

Pullups till I threw up

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From kungfublonde on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 20:42:19

I hope you were joking about the flow-up :(

From montelepsy on Sat, Nov 29, 2008 at 08:33:40

Yes my dear, I kid. It was more like pullups till I felt like stopping, but it just didn't have the same impact.

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Worked on evaluating proposals in broken english. 

Went to a real bar-b-que and lost all my fake money in poker, but not after a good fight.

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From Lucia on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 11:21:22

You must read some funny stuff in those proposals... share some of that if you remember!

Well, that sounds better than going to a fake barbeque and losing all your real money after a bad fight!

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 11:47:40

From a forged letter of recommendation:

"So-and-so speeches perfect english"

That's all I can think of now. Maybe instead of the uplifting quotes on Marion or Kelli's blog, I can post one from a proposal.

Usually I don't like people twisting my words around, unless like you, they make me laugh.

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Got to videophone my girls :) 

The DFAC employees went out of there way to decorate.  I truly appreciated their attempt to make us feel at home.  Felt like I was in a elementary school with all the styrofoam cup and cut-up plastic plate decorations. 

Got some steriods for some foot pain (the reason for no mileage) I've experienced recently.  They knocked me out most of the afternoon.

Cals -  lots of rest between sets, because I deserve it.

Abs class - Kim didn't hurt me today.  Have my prayers been answered, is she becoming kindler and gentler?  We'll see Sat.

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From Lucia on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 11:22:56

Yay for technology!!! Sorry about the foot pain... to a speedy reecoveree!

From Burt on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 11:34:58

What are the steroids supposed to do? Help the foot muscles?

From montelepsy on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 11:38:34

Gracias, Lucia.

Burt,

The steriods will reduce inflammation in my joints. And help my muscles grow!

From kungfublonde on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 16:03:47

Great, now you are going to have one big muscle-y foot.

:)

From Camille on Sat, Nov 29, 2008 at 21:59:10

I bet video conferencing w/ you girls was amazing. Probably made your month! I'm happy to hear you were able to do that! Happy b-lated Thanksgiving!

From kungfublonde on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 00:35:56

Next Halloween, let's be Popeye and Olive Oyl.

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 06:58:08

Camille,

Skyping is fun when we don't experience technical difficulties. Happy Thanksgiving!

Hon,

I'll agree if you're Popeye and I'm Olive. I've said my piece and counted to 10.

From Lucia on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 08:49:30

Man, I'd totally travel to California to see that!!!

From Burt on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 10:49:19

Well that ring is at the bottom of a pretty big lake. A 9000 hectare lake.

I don't care if it's 90,000.

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 11:22:18

Are you planning on riding here, bike-stud-woman?

One of Rachel's and my favorite movies, Burt :)

From Burt on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 15:39:58

I could quote that movie all day. I almost did on Walter's blog. But what's stopping me now?

Say, any of you boys smitties? Or if not smitties per se, were any of you trained in the metalurgic arts before certain circumstances led you into a life of aimless wandering?

Oh George, not the livestock.

Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that comment, I do not intend to dignify with comment. However, I would like to address your attitude of hopless negativism. Consider the lillies of the gosh darn field. Or heck, look at Delmar as your paradigm of hope. - Yeah, look at me.

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 15:46:41

You have movie-quoting skills I would kill for, Burt. Or die for. Or more realistically, eat a sandwich for. Nonetheless, skills I wish I had.

From kunngfublonde on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 16:54:04

We though... you was... a toad....!

From kungfublonde on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 16:54:44

extra n's are cool.

From Burt on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 17:34:28

Do not seek the treasure! LOL

extra u's are cool, too.

From Lucia on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 18:17:55

Please help out a foreigner... which movie are you talking about???

From Burt on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 20:15:02

Lucia! Blasphemy! Have you never seen O Brother Where Art Thou??? Thank goodness your mommy died while giving birth to you. If she'd seen you she'd've died of shame.

That's a quote from the movie and not a comment directed toward you.

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Drowning in proposals, but took a break for KBs and Cals, then back to drowning

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Lifecycle, because I showed up too late to get a bike at spin.  Spin is much more motivating than doing it by myself, but I was able to work up a good sweat.  Then late to a going-away (found out after I ate dinner), but the consequences worked out in my favor this time.  Ended up being treated for pizza.  A lot of pizza.  And a bit of squid. 

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From Camille on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 09:12:56

Pizza and Squid don't sound like they go together very well... must be an aquired taste

From kungfublonde on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 11:19:53

desert squid..??

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 11:23:24

It was surprisingly good. I just had a taste of tentacles from someone's calamari pasta.

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Spent a half hour with Mr Yee.  He was in the desert doing Ab yoga in the sand.  With what he was wearing, I bet he was pretty uncomfortable.   I know, for different reasons than sand in my undies, I was.  I'm looking forward to doing yoga with my family in a couple weeks.  It's going to be good times :)

Weekly test

Pullups up 5 from last week (3 under PR)

Situps up 3 from last week (New PR 2 more than previous PR)

Pushups up 12 from last week (New PR 10 more than previous PR)

Everything went up.  Must be the steriods.  Or squid power.

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From kungfublonde on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 13:49:19

so that makes 33 pull ups in a minute?

From montelepsy on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 15:11:39

Nope, five and twenty.

From kungfublonde on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 15:14:16

Now that you explained your "up/down" count, I understand it better. I still want to know how many you can do if you don't time them.

From Burt on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 15:19:00

Are you experiencing any sudden outbursts of uncontrolable rage?

From marion on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 15:31:56

Congrats on the PR's :D Good stuff!

From Teena on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 17:16:30

Man Alive!! I'm starting to think that you are some sort of freak of nature and not human at all!! Teach me ... PLEASE!!! My form still totally stinks on the chinup/pullup thing. I'm such a baby!

From Kelli on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 18:57:05

Really, the competition is over.

From montelepsy on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 19:12:20

Hon,

I'll keep you wondering to keep the mystery in our marriage.

Burt,

Constantly. Especially when the store's out of my hair jelly.

Marion,

Thanks. Rest and recuperation do wonders :)

Teena,

I'd just be patient. Stick with the program and the results will come. I think the key is not to push it. Do negatives for the pullups.

Kelli,

I think people will step up. It'll be fun to see how much people improve, including you. Your former PT is going to drop his jaw when you tell him how you learned how to do pullups from the interweb.

From Bonnie on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 19:20:43

WHAT???!!! you are coming home in a couple of weeks, what did I miss ... I am SOOOOOO happy. I thought so much about you and KFblonde this past weekend, feeling so thankful that Dean and I were together (and he was not somewhere dangerous). Yippeee!

From Burt on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 19:23:52

I don't want Fopp gosh darnit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

From montelepsy on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 19:33:06

Thanks Bonnie, I'm lucky enough to be able to get home for the holidays. I'll be home for good in the summer :)

Burt,

I don't think there's a line from that movie I don't like.

From Hon on Wed, Dec 03, 2008 at 08:43:16

My marathon is January 25, 2009.

From Teena on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 01:04:12

Mike,

Where are you and Rachel? Neither of you have posted for a while now. Hope all is okay.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 01:14:57

He's probably still doing pull ups :)

I asked him how many he can do if he goes until he is fatigued, instead of just doing them for 1 minute.

From montelepsy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 17:02:35

Buried in work, me in proposals, Rachel in everything else :(

We appreciate your concern :)

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My office building doesn't have running water nor plumbing.  In order to use the restroom we have to go to a latrine trailer outside.  On the way to the latrine is our gym trailer.  I drink a lot of water, so I spend quite a bit of my day walking back and forth to the latrine. 

I read about periodization.  It's a system where you do a lot of an exercise spread throughout the day.  So every time I have to pee, I stop at the gym trailer and do a set of something.  You do about half of what you can max.  I figure I won't do it everyday, but I'd like to do it at least 3x a week. 

Today was day one.  I picked pullups.  We'll see how it works.

 

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From kungfublonde on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 18:30:03

That's how I work out! I do morning and afternoon workouts at home and I try to go to the gym every evening. 30 minutes here and there is all I can get most days. But sometimes that adds up to 2 hours in a day!

From montelepsy on Fri, Dec 05, 2008 at 03:41:31

Excellent, my pretty. We're going to be studs together!

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Spent the day at the clinic and the evening at work.  No spin, no abs, no cals.  Just work.  Bleh!

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From marion on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 13:34:18

:p

Sounds like a yucky day!!!

From montelepsy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 13:43:55

'twas, Miss Marion. I dig your hair!

From marion on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:16:51

Thanks. It's more fun than I thought it would be!

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Steriods worked.  Inflammation's down.  Off crutches :)

Day 2 of periodization experiment.  Doing a little less so I don't sweat in my work clothes and added pushups to the mix.

BJJ and chipped my front tooth.  Curses. 

Madeline can do a pullup!  Ballet builds brute strength in slim packages, but I think I'll stick to yoga.

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From marion on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 13:37:21

you are FULL of excitement! Dang- sorry about the tooth!

From Lucia on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 13:38:14

Ohhhh no! I'll have to lose my hopes of seeing a picture of you in white tights and a pink tutu?

From Burt on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 13:39:41

Good news and bad news. Oh well.

From Lucia on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 13:40:42

What's BJJ?

From montelepsy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 13:48:38

Marion,

The tooth will just make me look more rugged. I think I'll get an eyepatch next.

Lucia,

Don't lose hope, I've got my eye on Jon A's tutu run. Whatever it's called.

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I just go to get beat up and show off my bruises at work.

Burt,

No movie quote? Is something the matter?

From Burt on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:17:39

I just couldn't think of one to go along with the comments. So here's one out of the blue:

"That's Governor Menalaous 'Pass the Biscuits" Pappy O'Daniel. And he'd sure appreciate it if you ate his farina and voted him a second term."

From kungfublonde on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:20:01

you chipped a tooth??

From montelepsy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:32:12

That's more like it, Burt. Happy B-day by the way.

Hon,

You can't tell unless you feel it. It's bugging me, but I'm not freaking out like last time.

From Lucia on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:35:05

I hear you... I have 4 teeth that broke in half in the accident that are driving me crazy - but they're bottom teeth so nobody can see them but me. You just can feel them with your tongue, right? since it's so sensitive to the touch, it can make a tiny crack feel like the grand canyon!

From montelepsy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:43:25

Ouch. What do they do with broken teeth? Are they cemented together or what?

From Lucia on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:48:41

I don't know... I can't quite open my mouth enough to go to the dentist yet, so I'll have to wait two more weeks to see her, then she'll tell me... they broke in a weird way, it's like some slices of the different tooth were taken out with a potato peeler or a hammer and a nail... They don't hurt, just feel very pointy and leave holes all over the place. But hey, at least it wasn't the front teeth or anything too noticeable!

From montelepsy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:53:52

That's the way to look at the positive!

From Lucia on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:56:43

Always! It was the FIRST thing I thought about right after I fell off my bike and spit out some blood and tooth pieces: "Please don't let it be the front teeth, please please please!" and you could hear the "sigh" of relief all the way in California once I realized the front teeth were ok...

Back to you: you've got to do the tu-tu run!!!

From montelespy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 15:26:48

How did you break your back teeth while avoiding breaking your front teeth? That's quite a feat! You must have amazing protect-my-front-teeth reflexes.

From Lucia on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 15:32:11

Well, I broke my bottom canines and the two teeth beside them... but I've been wondering that myself - If you could see the way they broke too, it is truly mind-buggling. I think my dentist is going to be totally puzzled. My tooth angel was protecting me, I guess :)

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No longer have the pimp walk, but still unable to run...

I was able to put enough weight on my foot to Spin, and then spent time with Kim who tortured my obliques today.

Mike K made some homemade spaghetti sauce and I decided to show my appreciation.  If I knew he was going to cook, then I would have skipped breakfast, lunch and dinner.  Again, I find out about dinner after I eat dinner.  I should probably stop going as soon as the DFAC opens...

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From kungfublonde on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:18:44

Spaghetti has always been your weakness :)

From montelepsy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 14:24:33

Especially your mom's. Mike's was really good. I only planned on eating a bowl, but I ended up eating four.

From Kelli on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 15:09:12

You ate 5200 calories???????

From montelespy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 15:21:46

According to fitday.com, yes. Spaghetti with meat sauce is a killer when it comes to calories. I had it for dinner and second dinner.

From Kelli on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 15:25:43

WOW. Wish, oh how I wish, I could eat like that! Love PASTA!!!!!!

From montelespy on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 16:09:49

I probably shouldn't since I'm not running or swimming :) However, Rachel did say she didn't want me to be a waif, so really I'm eating for her. She's so lucky to have me.

From kungfublonde on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 16:10:42

You're so good to me!

From Kelli on Thu, Dec 04, 2008 at 16:31:27

It is kind of like being pregnant---eating for two!

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Turns out I wasn't doing periodization, I was mixed up.  I'm Greasing the Groove.  Anyway, it's day 3 and I went through about a gallon of water, so that meant quite a few breaks and quite a few sets.

Foot is not cooperating.  He decided to swell on me today.  He was really behaving himself too.  Doesn't he realize that we're going to lose what little cardiovascular fitness we have?  Sometimes he's so selfish.

BJJ - incident free  

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From Lucia on Fri, Dec 05, 2008 at 14:05:03

So I've been in the U.S. for 10 years now and still I do not get half of what you write... periodization? Greasing the groove? Habla ingles?

Your foot, my shin and Rachel's (something - i don't know where her fracture is) are conspiring against us together. They're probably having their annual convention in Injuryland...

From montelepsy on Fri, Dec 05, 2008 at 14:15:48

Don't feel bad Miss. Most people don't understand me.

Rachel has a shin fracture and her foot is bothering her too.

I had to back off my kettlebell program, because I'm not able to put a lot of weight on my forefoot, so I'm trying different workout theories.

periodization - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_periodization

Greasing the Groove -

http://www.dragondoor.com/articler/mode3/69/

From Kelli on Fri, Dec 05, 2008 at 18:36:23

Maybe he is a SHE.

From Teena on Fri, Dec 05, 2008 at 18:41:17

Very good point Kelli!

From montelepsy on Sat, Dec 06, 2008 at 05:38:55

She's totally a drama queen.

From Burt on Sat, Dec 06, 2008 at 14:22:11

She? Bloating? Bad moods? Oh yeah. She's a girl, and aunt Flo is coming for a visit!

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Got a facial today to relieve my aching shoulders.  Before you make any wild assumptions, let me explain.  A while back there was some inappropriate goings on at the beauty parlor.  They used to offer massages, but people would ask for more.  Now you can get your shoulders and neck rubbed but only if you get a facial.

So now my face feels like a baby's bottom.  I can't help pinching my own cheeks.  And my shoulders feel great.

I think I'll get my nails done next...

Abs and spin.

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From Burt on Sat, Dec 06, 2008 at 15:31:04

You are so pampered. Shoulder massages, steroids, ...

From Becca on Sat, Dec 06, 2008 at 17:53:50

You gotta do what you gotta do! When my husband was in Korea, he went for pedicures often just get some relief from wearing his boots so much. Yeah right. I think he just liked getting pedis!

Thanks for the welcome here!

From marion on Sat, Dec 06, 2008 at 19:22:18

Sounds like a fun and exciting place! ;) How many days until you are home???

From Teena on Sat, Dec 06, 2008 at 22:38:37

Wow!!

Glad you got your facial. I really should go get one ... I am feeling my age creep up on me. I've only had one before ... it was actually a whole afternoon at the spa. Didn't like the massage, the guy was a little creepy ... don't like people touching my feet, unless I know them really well ... but I LOVE THE FACIAL!!! It was so relaxing. Okay ... I am so doing that this week. (See what a good influence you are on me?)

From montelepsy on Sun, Dec 07, 2008 at 15:25:32

Maybe after the pullup challenge we can have the ultimate soft skin smackdown!

I just can't get over how much my skin is glowing.

From Teena on Sun, Dec 07, 2008 at 23:16:20

Ultimate soft skin smackdown it is!!

It's on like Donkey Kong!!

(I need some glow)

From Burt on Sun, Dec 07, 2008 at 23:44:52

Count me out. I'm too hairy.

From montelepsy on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 13:36:41

Then you'd be a shoe-in for the most hair waxed category!

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The yoga instructor was a no show, but I attempted to do things while I waited.  Fell off one of those exercise balls, luckily the floor is covered with mats.

Weekly assessment:

Pullups up 2 from last week; quit with 8 sec left.  Different bar.  Too skinny.

Situps down 6. Ran out of time

Pushups down 35. My tris cramped up...stupid tris with 20 or 30 secs still left.  I was really expecting these to go up.

Foot felt good enough to do some KBs

3 x ladders 10,10,8

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From Kelli on Sun, Dec 07, 2008 at 19:01:37

Wish I could have been there to laugh at you falling off of the ball! Those things are tricky, but you can get a great ab workout on them! Oh, and the can work your butt, too, should your butt need any improving upon!

From Teena on Sun, Dec 07, 2008 at 19:10:39

Yeah, these upper body workouts are kicking my trash. I think I tweaked something in my back. It's feeling a bit better tomorrow. Hope the pain is gone by the morning so that I can tweak it again!! :)

From Lucia on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 11:27:26

How many days till you're back? oh, and HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

From Lucia on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 11:28:00

I meant till you're back home with your girls of course

From montelepsy on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 13:42:39

Kelli,

Any suggestions to pack more padding on my butt, so spin isn't so uncomfortable.

Teena,

Oh no! Hope it's not anything bad.

Has Ryan noticed your flaring lats yet?

Lucia,

I can't be too specific on when I get back, but it'll be soon :)

From Kelli on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 13:54:54

Lunge, squat, lunge, squat! But, I think that will just make your butt harder, therefore aggravating it while spinning! So, eat lots of Oreos, pizza, pasta, donuts, marshmallows. Or, you could just pad your butt with marshmallows??

From montelepsy on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 14:05:40

Hey Kelli,

Speaking of lunging and sqatting, have you ever tried pistols? I think you'd like them, especially with all the crazy working out you do.

From Kelli on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 14:11:34

No, what is a pistol??

From montelepsy on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 14:17:40

A one legged sqat. Stick one leg in front and lower yourself until you're leg's all the way bent with your supporting foot flat on the ground, then press back up. It'll work strength, balance and coordination.

From Kelli on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 14:21:03

http://www.beastskills.com/pistol.htm

Is this what you mean?? Can I hold on to something? WOW!

From montelepsy on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 14:23:45

That was the web page I was going to forward you. If you scroll down he's holding onto a doorjamb.

From Kelli on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 14:26:54

Oh, good, cause I think I would fall on my butt and everyone would be laughing at me. They all laugh at me anyway, so it would not be new, but why give them more ammunition???

Thanks, I will try it tomorrow when I do my leg workout. Not in a hurry to try it today!

From Lucia on Mon, Dec 08, 2008 at 16:44:52

So how many of those pistols can you do, Mike?

Laughing is good for your abs Kelli! :)

From Camille on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 10:11:12

Those Exercize balls are hard to balance on sometimes. :o)

So, where have you been? I guess we have all been MIA (some more than others... sorry)

From kungfublonde on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 12:18:32

You used to stand on the ball to do squats with weights. How did you fall off?

We have a big one we got for Amanda's physical therapy. You can show me when you get home. :)

From montelepsy on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 13:26:03

Lucia,

I'm not able to do very many until I lose my balance, but I was only able to do one a few months ago.

Hey Camille, I've been swamped at work, so I try to finish a goal before I blog. The other day I was determined to finish a project and I decided that I wouldn't do my timesheet until finished. I ended up turning my timesheet in late, but it really motivated me to finish.

Hon,

I was goofing off, trying to bounce while sitting without my feet touching the ground. I've lost my sense of balance. Hurting my ankle in Sep really threw off my groove. Yoga's helping though. And I'll show you anything you want when I get home ;)

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BJJ.  Paired up with Mr. B.O.  We drilled on a type of choke where my face was buried in his armpit.  Teeth, neck, ankle and toes intact.  Olfactory system sustained irreparable damage.  Extra hot shower afterward.

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From Bonnie on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 14:01:30

ohhhhh yuck. I thought I was having a bad day when the radio woke me up with After The Loving by Engelbert Humperdinck this morning. I tried to replace it in my mind with Hold Whatcha Got (by Ricky Skaggs) on my run ... actually pretty appropriate song for you right now, I think you need to practice for Rachel ("Don't sell the house, and don't wreck the car Stay there, honey, right where you are Hold whatcha got, I'm a coming home to stay").

From montelepsy on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 14:08:09

Practice singing or choking? I'm afraid, in my case, they can both be construed as spousal abuse.

From kungfublonde on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 18:44:18

Mike's singing kinda sounds like he's choking... Hey, he's totally fit and handsome, he can't have it all!

I promise I don't stink. But I still don't want you to wrestle me. Unless it's like last time and I get both girls on my side :)

From montelepsy on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 08:21:16

Well now that I've added the destructive power of my singing to my arsenal, you and the girls won't stand a chance.

Ooon toooop of spaaa-gheeetii!

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Abs and KBs.  Just had a influx of soldiers and Abs class had more people than I've every seen.  I think it inspired Kim to go gangbusters.  I think she scared all the new folks.  I was definitely frightened.

Tried running for a bit, but it was a no-go.  Maybe I should learn to run on my hands.

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From marion on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 14:07:56

Try the hand running in the heels or the clogs. You may need some crocks!

From Lucia on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 14:33:10

Why a no-go? Ankle issues?

Wow, you certainly frighten easily, Mike... your new nickname shall be... Mr. Frightened... sorry, I couldn't come up with anything better...

From montelepsy on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 14:46:58

Marion,

I have crocs in real life, but the girls are mortified by them :) Probably more so than if I wore heels or clogs.

Lucia,

I have angry foot issues now. The good news is that with the break from running my ankle feels a whole lot better.

I can live with the new nickname. I've been called worse. How about Senor Pollo or El Gato-Escaredy-o?

From Burt on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 15:03:51

El Gato-Escaredy-o! Love it!

From Lucia on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 15:06:13

You crack me up!!! You mean "El Gato Asustado" - but I like SeƱor Pollo better. Too funny!

From montelepsy on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 15:25:29

How about Meester Sheecken?

From Lucia on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 15:33:45

Hahahaha! Please don't make me laugh so much, I'm trying to prepare for a presentation here! Hahahaha!

From Lucia on Tue, Dec 09, 2008 at 22:07:05

So I just tried to do one of those pistol things... and heard a very loud crack in my knee. I tried it with the other leg. Louder crack... thanks Mike...

From montelepsy on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 08:29:43

Oh no, now you'll have to pay for a squat assessment...

From Lucia on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 08:44:14

hahaha... The therapist did tell me I had to stand on one leg on a step and go up and down with my knee bent to strengthen my calf muscles... so maybe after doing that for a few months I'll be able to do the pistol. Until then I'll be Ms. Crack!

From montelepsy on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 08:52:57

Not a good monkier for the DC area...

From montelepsy on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 08:53:49

I meant moniker.

From RivertonPaul on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 10:56:40

Thought you might enjoy checking out this guys pull up sometime. http://www.youtube.com/user/NixSeraph

From montelepsy on Sat, Dec 13, 2008 at 11:37:33

Thanks for the inspiration Paul. That guy's an animal.

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BJJ and KBs.

Not a good mix.  Never do KBs when you're tired.

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Abs and Spin.

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Went for a tour.

Desecrating a tomb.

4000 yr old graffiti

Striking a pose in the house of Abraham.  The Abraham.  Well, maybe.  He was from Ur and this house is in Ur and belonged to an Abraham.  It could have been Abraham Jones or Smith.  It's also rebuilt, only the foundation was left.  It was rebuilt for the Pope to visit in the 90's, but Sadaam said he wouldn't be responsible for the Pope's safety. The Pope didn't end up going.  What a chicken!

The Zuggerat of Ur.  I can see this from my office window.

And my first step class which kicked my rear.

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From marion on Sat, Dec 13, 2008 at 15:32:37

Nice pics! What an awesome place to experience. I wish we could be there under more peaceful circumstances! Middle eastern history is SO interesting!

From Teena on Sun, Dec 14, 2008 at 12:27:02

WOW!! Those are some amazing pics!!

(love the "strike a pose" btw)

From Kelli on Sun, Dec 14, 2008 at 21:03:56

Can you run up and down those stairs for a workout???

And I, too, love the STRIKE A POSE!

From Burt on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 10:09:01

Awesome.

From RivertonPaul on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 18:56:38

Happy Stepping!

From Camille on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 23:34:32

Awesome pictures! That's amazing! I bet it was fun to tour. I love your poses too. You crack me up.

From Rhett on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 12:45:41

Way cool photos!

From Eric Day on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 13:01:11

Cool pictures...

From walter on Wed, Dec 17, 2008 at 10:53:31

Mike, nice view from your office window.

Have you tried doing a spin class? Thats what usually kicks my butt. Oh and kick boxing. wow! That gives your hips and legs a workout.

From Lucia on Wed, Dec 17, 2008 at 11:20:42

Great pics Mike! How many days till you get to see your two blonde girls and my lost and younger twin sister?

From Marion on Wed, Dec 24, 2008 at 12:44:18

Merry Christmas!!!

I hear you are home! Yay!!!

From montelepsy on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 23:25:15

Belated Happy Holidays, folks :)

Marion,

I wish there where more places open to see. This one happens to be on base. Access is limited though.

Teena/Kelli/Camille,

You shouldn't encourage the posing, it will only bring out the camera hog in me.

Burt/Rhett/Eric,

I was truly awed.

Paul,

That was my first and last step class. I don't have the rhythm for it.

Walter,

I took up spinning when I couldn't run, now I'm hooked :)

Lucia,

Now it's between 70-80 days :(

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